Long Sleeve T-Shirts

If you support the mother of presidents and the home of so many other awesome and influential people of history. Rock this awesome homage!

Introducing our latest statement-making tee - "My Tummy Hurts & I'm Mad At The Government". Designed to grab attention and spark conversation, this t-shirt is perfect for those who are feeling frustrated with the current state of affairs. The bold text in contrasting colors makes a clear and direct statement, while the playful tone adds a hint of humor to the message. Wear it to your next protest march or wear it just for the fun of it - either way, you're sure to turn heads and make an impact. With our t-shirt, you can show your dissatisfaction with the way the government is handling things and the pain it's causing you and many others. The message is simple but powerful, and serves as a reminder that we need to hold our elected officials accountable. It's a great gift for friends and family who share your views or just want to make a bold statement. So why wait? Wear your heart on your sleeves (or chest, rather) with this thought-provoking t-shirt.

1972 Olympics. Yeah!!!! Miss Trunchbull, represent!!! Show your love for the Trunch or complete your Miss Truchbull Halloween costume with this Matilda inspired design.

Forget Christian Girl Autumn and live your best Feral Girl Fall. Show off your anti-perfectionism and weirdness with this fall, feral, black cat design!

It's all just a bunch of honkus ponkus. Show your love for geese, bad puns and all things spooky with this honkus ponkus design!

Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I Am In Constant Physical Pain. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it. Besides, I may be in pain, but I'm still F***ing hilarious.

This t-shirt is the ultimate apology for being a woman who speaks her mind fearlessly and possesses a pair of top-notch breasts. So often, women are made to feel like they have to choose between being smart, opinionated, and self-assured or focusing on their looks and being desirable. But this t-shirt proudly says, "I'm sorry for not conforming to your expectations, but I won't apologize for being who I am." Whether you wear it to a protest or just around town, this shirt makes a bold statement about empowerment, body positivity, and feminism. This t-shirt is more than just a fashion statement. It's a reminder to embrace who you are and the power you hold as a woman with great thoughts and great looks. Wear it with confidence and don't let anyone make you feel ashamed for being smart or sexy or both. Because, let's face it, the world needs more women who are unapologetic about their opinions and their bodies. Get your "Sorry For Having Great Tits & Correct Opinions" t-shirt now and let your voice be heard!

F***in' YIKES my dude, yikes. Keep it fresh and also cringe at everything with this funny retro typography inspired by retrowave, internet text generators, and 80s nostalgia!

Oh man, you pissed off the barbarian. Now look what you've done! You better have a healer on the time, cuz you're about to be in a world of hurt.

Protect the supernatural wildlife with this retro embroidery patch inspired Mothman design, perfect for spooking yourself out as you read too deeply into shadows moving in the dark, and howls in the night.

Step into the spookiest time of year with the Heathen Season t-shirt. Featuring a playful witchy design complete with fall leaves and a shiny pentagram, this tee is perfect for any edgy, magic-loving individual. Embrace the heathen spirit as you strut your stuff in a t-shirt that proudly proclaims the Halloween season. Whether you're dressing up as a wicked witch or simply looking for a fun way to celebrate the autumnal season, this tee has got you covered. With its upbeat yet ominous vibe, this Heathen Season t-shirt is sure to turn heads and spark conversation. So why wait? Grab one today and let everyone know that the spookiest season of all is officially here!

Step into the cozy world of Stars Hollow, Connecticut with our Luke's Diner Logo T-shirt! This tee is the perfect tribute for fans of Gilmore Girls who love binge-watching their favorite mother-daughter duo, Lorelai and Rory Gilmore, yap over coffee and cheesecake. The logo on the tee is a nod to Luke Danes, the diner owner who serves up pancakes and bottomless coffee at his cozy establishment. You're sure to get compliments from fellow Gilmore Girls fans when you wear this tee to your next coffee run. Whether you prefer your coffee black or with "a lot of sugar and a lot of cream", this tee is a must-have for any true fan. It's made for marathon-watching the show, fielding references from fellow fans and just about any other occasion you can think of. Made with love for the truest of Stars Hollow and Gilmore Girls fanatics, it's the perfect addition to your tee collection.

Fall is feral season - the real ones know! Show off your basic Feral Girl Fall fashion with this funny, autumn feral design. Perfect for apple picking, pumpkin carving, and a sassy fall season!

This mushroom-themed design is not for the faint of heart. With the words "I will feast on your corpse," it's perfect for horror fans and those with a dark sense of humor. The design features a bold mushroom graphic that's sure to make a statement. Get ready to spook your friends with this must-have design. Perfect for Halloween or any other occasion that calls for a little bit of macabre fun. Shop now and make your wardrobe a little more thrilling!

Be fae, do crime with this goblincore/fairycore inspired design perfect for tricking mortals into ominous magical hijinks and living deep within a gnarly, mossy forest.

You're never too old to be emo, right? Show your age with pride with this design meant for people who don't let time take the emo out of them.

Introducing the Cleavage Window tee, the perfect garment for those who want to flaunt their assets with a touch of style! Don't let the chilly weather stop you from showing off your curves, this t-shirt features a strategically placed window that is guaranteed to turn heads. Boasting a comfortable fit and a playful design, this tee is perfect for a night out with the girls or a date with that special someone. Let your inner goddess shine in this unique and eye-catching garment. The Cleavage Window tee is a great conversation starter, so be prepared for compliments and envious glances. Whether you pair it with jeans or a skirt, this tee will add a touch of sass and confidence to any outfit. Don't be afraid to show off your assets, grab your Cleavage Window tee today and let the world know that you're fabulous just the way you are!

Dedicated to those smug trust fund kids who can't stop talking about their success. This parody Harvard shirt is a great way to express your complete apathy about Ivy League education.

This hentai-inspired design is for all those anime lovers out there with a dirty sense of humor. This dirty little stack of pancakes is ready for a lot of syrup!

I can show you some trash. Rotting, stinking and putrid. Tell me trash cat, when did you last let your heart decide? I can open your eyes, take you dumpster by dumpster. Over sideways and under on a filthy carpet ride. A WHOLE TRASH WORLD!!!! DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES!

Looking for a t-shirt that combines your love for cats and ghoulish things? Look no further than the Cat Ghost t-shirt! This spooky and adorable t-shirt features a little ghostly feline emerging from a cat skull, surrounded by crimson flowers. It's perfect for Halloween parties, or any time you want to show off your love for cute little kitties and the eerie unknown. We can't guarantee that wearing this shirt will protect you from spooky ghost encounters, but we do know that you'll look amazing while wearing it. So why wait? Show the world your love for cats and the macabre with the Cat Ghost t-shirt!

This funny, sassy shirt features the words "I bought this shirt to save you time: don't talk to me" and is perfect for people who love funny, bitchy shirts and is perfect for introverts, shy people, fabulous people, and getting people to stay in their lane at work, college, university, school, the gym, working out, or just hanging out with friends!

Did you survive Five Nights At Freddys? Of course you did! The time spent within the haunted pizzeria will forever hold a place in your heart. Chica especially will be remembered! Shes the best! All she wants to do is just hang out in the kitchen, and eat pizza. Everyone can relate to that! Except the whole murderous animatronic part. If you're a gamer with a craving for nightmares and jump scares, this horror game shirt is perfect for you!

Smigel's festive cousin with his dashing stache and sombrero.

Introducing our Passenger Princess t-shirt, a testament to the fearless spirit that resides within every woman. Inspired by the passionate souls who embark on thrilling journeys and embrace the unknown, this tee embodies the essence of a wanderlust-driven princess. The design, in its simplicity, portrays a sense of freedom and resilience, beckoning all adventurers to join the enchanting realm of the Passenger Princess. Wear it proudly and let the world know that you are a fearless traveler, ready to conquer uncharted territories with grace and elegance. Step into the world of the Passenger Princess and let your imagination take flight. Whether you are exploring hidden corners of bustling cities or wandering through idyllic landscapes, this tee is the perfect companion for your adventures. Its undeniable charisma and empowering message will inspire you and those around you to dream bigger and fearlessly chase after their aspirations. Be the epitome of a Passenger Princess and unleash the vast potential within you, as you step into a realm where dreams come true and extraordinary journeys await.

Introducing our "Mourning My Dead Plants" t-shirt, the perfect garment for every botanical enthusiast who has experienced the pain of losing their beloved green companions. This shirt is an ode to the delicate balance between nurturing life and accepting the whims of Mother Nature. With a design that captures the heartache of wilted leaves and shriveled stems, it stands as a symbol of resilience and growth through the challenging journey of plant parenthood. This t-shirt serves as a reminder that even in the face of disappointment and loss, our passion for plants continues to bloom. From the intricately illustrated wilted leaves to the tearful eyes hidden behind dark sunglasses, this design encapsulates the bittersweet emotions that come with being a plant lover. Wear it proudly to encapsulate your dedication to nurturing nature, sparking conversations with fellow garden enthusiasts and soothing the souls of those who have experienced the heartache of a departed plant. Let this "Mourning My Dead Plants" t-shirt be your personal badge of honor in your botanic adventures!

Introducing our Let Me Be Weird In Peace t-shirt, the ultimate statement piece for those who proudly embrace their uniqueness. We all know that feeling of being judged or misunderstood for simply being ourselves, but this t-shirt is here to remind you to stay true to who you are, no matter what. Featuring bold, eye-catching typography, this design perfectly captures the essence of individuality and celebrates the joy of being different. The Let Me Be Weird In Peace t-shirt is a powerful declaration that demands acceptance and respect for the beautifully weird souls among us. Whether you're a self-proclaimed oddball, a creative spirit, or simply someone who's tired of conforming to societal norms, this t-shirt is your armor. Wear it loud and wear it proud, because being weird is not just a quirk -- it's a superpower. Let your shirt speak for you and inspire others to embrace their own unique eccentricities. So, go ahead, be that shimmering unicorn in a world of horses, and let your weirdness shine in peace.

Introducing our "No, You Hang Up First!" t-shirt, the ultimate expression of love and playfulness that captures those sweet, never-ending phone conversations with your special someone. Inspired by the anticipation and reluctant goodbyes, this t-shirt is a whimsical reminder of those moments when neither of you wants to be the first to end the call. With its bold and eye-catching typography, this tee serves as a lighthearted declaration of affection that perfectly encapsulates the connection you share. Whether you're in a long-distance relationship or simply want to showcase your love for that someone special in your life, our "No, You Hang Up First!" t-shirt allows you to wear your heart on your sleeve. Embrace the nostalgia, spread the love, and let this t-shirt become a conversation starter that brings a smile to anyone who sees it. Cherish those never-ending phone calls and remind the world that true love knows no limits with this delightful t-shirt.

Celebrate the untold stories and spirited resilience with our "1692 They Missed One" t-shirt. Harking back to the haunting era of the Salem Witch Trials, this design is a subtle reminder that history doesn't always reveal the whole truth. The bold statement, "1692 They Missed One," captures the enigmatic spirit of those accused but unscathed, those who slipped through the grasp of oppression. With its mystifying allure, this t-shirt opens up conversations about the complexities of history and those who manage to defy expectations. Embrace the allure of the unknown with this captivating design. The mysterious, yet empowering message invites you to delve deeper into the shadows and reflect on the hidden chapters of history. Perfect for history buffs, those with an affinity for the supernatural, or anyone who appreciates the ambiguity of the past, this t-shirt will undoubtedly make a unique addition to your wardrobe. Dare to question the narratives we've been handed, and wear a reminder that sometimes, the truth lies just beyond our grasp.

Introducing our God Grant Me The Serenity To Accept The Vibes That Aren't Rootin Tootin t-shirt, for those who are tired of living up to unrealistic expectations. Inspired by the Serenity Prayer, this t-shirt is a reminder to let go of the need to always be perfect and embrace the imperfections in life. Whether you're feeling down or overwhelmed, this t-shirt will encourage you to accept yourself and the people around you as they are, without judgment. This t-shirt is perfect for those who want to spread positivity, self-love, and compassion wherever they go. With its catchy and unique design, this tee will spark conversations and inspire others to embrace their imperfections and accept others' differences. Wear it out on a casual day with friends or pair it with a blazer for a more formal look. This t-shirt is a versatile addition to any wardrobe and will quickly become a favorite for anyone who wants to embrace a more laid-back and accepting lifestyle.