Coffee Mugs

Stick your face between my cheeks and chow down. I got sass with a whole lotta ass. Thought this would be a cute floral ribbon? Nah fam, eat it.

I might be small and cute, but I WILL Snap! Don't underestimate the strength of my jaw just because I'm tiny.... lest you lose a finger or two!

I know sick skills look like hacks to the uninitiated, but honestly, anybody can pull off that dope mid-air hipfire headshot I just did with a few hundred hours of practice. Just timing and reflexes, dude.

I'm a chunk with a whole lot of spunk! No amount of chub is gonna hold me back!

Look, i'm not the strongest person out there... but if it comes to fighting for the things I cherish, I'll do it! I'll probably cry a lot but that's a sacrifice i'm willing to make.

If you want to pick my brain you'd better get the pump, because it is dirty as all get-out in there. I'm talkin' backed up and overflowing with filth. Beware.

... I'm not Available. Don't talk to me, don't even look at me... Unless you're bringing me the dark, bitter, delicious nectar of life, I'm not interested in interacting with you.

Sing a song of sarcasm and embrace your inner sass, because what is the point of speech if not to unload biting witticism? Exactly, there isn't one.

Sing a song of sarcasm and embrace your inner sass, because what is the point of speech if not to unload biting witticism? Exactly, there isn't one.

I'm not scared to let the world know about my love... We are a rare breed, and we aren't afraid to show it! I guess you could say my favorite romance genre is pineapple on pizza.

The one I have is old and used. It's creaky, it hurts, my back is twisted, my knees are grinding, and my jaw pops. I would like to exchange it if possible, please and thank you.

Life can be relentless sometimes... Even for the rulers of the sea. Sometimes things just don't go the way want... and that really bites.

My life would be better if it had more cats and less people in it. I'd rather play with my cat than go to a party, after all. Great for cat lovers who'd prefer to take the day off to spend time with their kitties.

Don't underestimate me just because I'm adorable. I am completely capable of world domination and you would never even know it. Now give me scritches before I show you my true power.

The world could use a lot more love and care and a lot less entitled and racist folks. How hard is it to show some empathy? please be kind!

If I can see you - you're too close. Go just beyond the horizon and then we good. Go on, git!

Let's hope that 2021 isn't 2020's escape convict brother who somehow manages to be more terrible than their sibling. You were the chosen one, 2020! Why did you have to be so terrible?!

It's the Christianity For Me. The meme taking over, the phrase "it's ____ for me" indicates that a certain characteristic or behavior is what "does it for me" or makes someone particularly repulsive to someone else. It's also used in TikTok comments sections to make fun of people, usually in a joking way. But we ain't joking about how much we love pagan witchcraft and DO NOT subscribe to Christianity.

I Really Can Not Even With These Bitches Lately. I can't. Show off your introvert swag with this graffiti design!

You want me to do what now? nah, sorry, my schedule is full. according to my planner I need to nap from 3pm until 9pm. The rest of my schedule is filled with snacks and tv shows.

Let the Karens of the world drag themselves in their defensiveness with this, "Ok, Karen." sarcastic design. (Works twice as well if the Karen is a boomer).

Promptly stick your face between my cheeks and choke to death from lack of oxygen. It's when people make an ass of themselves when the sass comes out. Add insult to injury with this sassy design!

I was social distancing before social distancing was a thing! Stay at home order? so basically just keep doing the same old, same old? sure thing!

I don't care if you can read it from across the room, you're still too close. Maybe you should just leave, please get out of my sight. I have coffee to drink and social distancing to do.

Dad's are great, and they're also great at doing almost anything! We can always count on our fathers! This goes great with our "Mom's Do It Better" design!

If there's one thing that should go without saying, it's that you shouldn't be an asshole. It doesn't kill you to be nice! Share love, not hate.

Mad about something? Swear. Something make you really happy? Swear. Something super sad happen? Swear. What i'm trying to say here, is that swearing makes everything better.

whether you're talking to customer service, your kids, your family, or your employees... It's important to talk to them respectfully! Being rude gets nobody anywhere, and kindness is universally appreciated! Be kind, Show love, And BE loved!

World's coolest mom, right here! Awarded best mom of the year 10 years in a row, I have all the macaroni necklaces to prove it!! I'll be taking autographs 10-4 at the coffee shop if you need me.

Yee haw, grab the lasso's and lets catch us some trash, boys! Oh give me a home, where the garbage cans roam, and they're filled for a trash cat's buffet!