Penis Produce Pattern Socks

Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.

Express your personality from your calves all the way down to your toes! Our socks are perfect for sporty humans, on-the-go errand runners, and casual loungers with its moisture wicking properties and vibrant design. Printed in the USA.

Unisex Socks

• 8" calf length
• Solid black toe and sole
• Moisture wicking
• 50% cotton, 45% polyester, and 5% spandex
• Fits 7-13 shoe sizes

Women's Socks

• Flat weave crew style
• Full-length print
• Solid black toe and sole
• Moisture wicking
• 35% cotton, 62% polyester, and 3% spandex
• Fits 6-10 shoe sizes