Weekender Totes

The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them wieners.

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

How is my intel so bad that I have to go through SEVEN WHOLE CASTLES to find where this princess is? Cripes! You'd almost think she doesn't want to be rescued! ...Waitaminute...

Every day it's the same thing. Break down the door, stomp the baddies, dodge the fire bars, fall into lava, start over, kill a turtle, save a mushroom, on and on and on. Ugggghhhhh.

Every day it's the same thing. Break down the door, stomp the baddies, dodge the fire bars, fall into lava, start over, kill a turtle, save a mushroom, on and on and on. Ugggghhhhh.

Somewhere deep in the Hundred Acre Woods, a bunch of psycho stuffed animals prepare to burn one of their own as an unholy pagan sacrifice to save the carrot crop! Oh bother.

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

Legend tells of a living horror who forged a kingdom of death and destruction, consuming all who opposed him, leaving no foe nor food uneaten; none could escape his squishy, hungy wrath.

The Little Hormone That Could is behind you all the way, helping you along with good feelings of happiness and tranquility! If serotonin thinks you can, then by god you have a chance!

Life is so much better on a treatment plan! You can stop fighting so much with your body, and take back that time and energy to do the things that you love. Let folks know you're getting the help you need, and maybe encourage them to get it too!

You're a stumbling block to me! Tell your ADHD to pull it together and let you live your life with this stylized, minimalist design!

Service animals are some of the cutest and friendlies animals around, but it's really important that you leave them alone when they're on the job!

The tower represents sudden change and upheaval---like a sick come-behind clutch victory! Turn this card over and awaken frames that only 27,000 RGB lights can deliver!

A few rounds of the tommygun and you go where good bootleggers go: the Spookeasy! Have a few rounds with your mates, you earned it! Remember to haunt the other runners!

Oh magic 8-ball, should I apply for the job? ...oh. Well then. Maybe I'll try asking again tomorrow---oh wait. Man, for a cheap plastic oracle, this thing sure is depressing.

These delicious franken-furters are positively electric! Packed with all the juicy goodness of whatever we could dig up in the meat plant, these nutritious sausages will bring you to life!

What really grinds my gears is if we've been planning it for months, and then suddenly "Oops sorry I uh I have to... become a tree. Today. Nothing to be done, bye bye". Unf.

It's very convenient, but takes longer than is probably normal? At least there's a cool theme song that plays. It's a little obnoxious having to shout a catchphrase every time though.

"The sun is out here," I said, looking up at the scowling star, "and people, and cars, and and and I think I will try this again tomorrow." And that is what I did; but first I went inside and ate ice cream.

Sometimes even the mother of chromatic dragons needs to take a moment to calm down with a cup of hot, soothing tea. And she's the best at it---it's right there in her name! ...I think.

I may be able to snap your bones like twigs but that doesn't mean I don't love a good snuggle! I promise I won't tear you to shreds!

Look at that goofy grin, so innocent... and so thinly veiling the evil intent of a criminal mastermind. What sinister plots hide under that hat? DON'T TRUST IT!