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I've got my bat and I'm ready to attack! Be left alone with this, "Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk" goose design with a goose holding a bat illustration. Perfect for being a rude goose, sassy animals, and not being messed with!

Sometimes you have those days, where you just say...Maybe today, Satan. Show off your sassiness with the dark lord himself and this not today satan, parody shirt.

A pain for every season! Get used to your body falling apart and aging with this, "Back & Body Hurts" logo parody design. Perfect for embracing your chronic pain, having back pain, getting older, and dealing with our human flesh prisons on a daily basis!

Merry Christmas, Bitches!!!! Get hyped for Christmas cheer with this sassy crassy design that's perfect for the next holiday get together or just getting into the Christmas vibe.

Don't push your luck, you'll get the buck-kaw! Strut around with your fancy plumage and get the personal space and peace you deserve with this sassy chicken !

Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!

He's pink, soft, and round, but he'll fight you! He doesn't just steal abilities, he'll steal your life if given a reason!!

Keep heteronormativity out of hell! Get sassy and satanic with this, "Heathens Against Heteronormativity" funny queer design.

F*** all y'all. Show your love of swear words and sailor tattoos with this old school black and white stippled heart tattoo inspired design.

Pick flowers & fights. Show you believe violence is always the answer and you enjoy floral arrangements with this vintage color scheme inspired design.

This wordy sassy shirt features the words "there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to hit you with a chair" and is perfect for people who love sass, english, words, sassy shirts, designs and is perfect for showing your love of hitting trolls with chairs!

Doctor: Where does it hurt? Me: Yes.

Out of this world booty! This alien has definitely got a galactic sized backside, and ain't afraid to twerk it! This sexy celestial design is perfect for alien gurus and big booty lovers!

Did it hurt? When you F***ed around and found out? I bet it did! Keep up with the with this mashup phrase design.

What the hell?! I didn't ask for this! Man, this is a ripoff! Why would I want to be around... you know... *gestures at general surroundings* All of THIS!?

You wanna mess with this bun, hun? You hoppin' for a kickin'? Get your personal bubble respected with this sassy bunny ny design that is ready to throw feet.

Garden Witch! This cute witchy design features a couple magical elements and potions, there are two varieties of mushrooms, the flowers of Nightshade and above it the 'Eye of Newt,' and don't forget about the crystals too! Perfect for green witches (and I don't mean their skin, come on).

Don't mess with the crab or you get the stab. This adorable crab is having a pretty bad day, and it's quite relateable. On the worst of days, we can all get a little crabby!

Sometimes you have those days, where you just say...Maybe today, Satan. Show off your sassiness with the dark lord himself and this not today satan, parody shirt.

Show the world that sometimes it be like that with this humorous design featuring the poem parody, "Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, It Don't Always Be Like That, But Sometimes It Do" for all your life motivational quotes!

Magic isn't real? Witch please! Show that you're the babe with the power in this lovely witch inspired shirt. This design features an illustration of a hand holding a smudge stick made of sage and lavender.

Fibromyalgia, anxiety, depression, these are all invisible ailments, but they are ailments nontheless. Just because you can't see them doesn't mean you can treat the person in question like their disabilities don't exist.

Plants Are Better Than Men. Yeah, I said it. You know it's true.

If other people tries to get close to you, just let them know that you bite.

Keep heteronormativity out of hell! Get sassy and satanic with this, "Heathens Against Heteronormativity" funny queer design.

Spooky and sassy, this ghost does not approve. Boo all the haters with this , BoOoOo ghost design with a sassy ghost giving two thumbs down!

Spooky and sassy, this ghost does not approve. Boo all the haters with this , BoOoOo ghost design with a sassy ghost giving two thumbs down!

For when you don't even care what it is- it's probably not better than having a good sleep in bed. Reluctantly make it through the day so you can get back to bed with this desgin!

Just a silly goose living their best silly goose life! Show off your love of geese, space, reading, pizza, sleeping, sunshine, and being a honking goose time!

Ah, you have drawn the Queen of Swords- aka "Don't tell me to smile". It's not difficult to tell what this card's about! Set some clear boundaries and keep the message direct with this parody of the Rider Waite Smith Tarot card, the Queen of Swords!