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What the hell?! I didn't ask for this! Man, this is a ripoff! Why would I want to be around... you know... *gestures at general surroundings* All of THIS!?

Fat Goth Slut. Show that you're a fat goth slut and you're proud of it with this metal body-positive inspired design.

I've got my bat and I'm ready to attack! Be left alone with this, "Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk" goose design with a goose holding a bat illustration. Perfect for being a rude goose, sassy animals, and not being messed with!

Sometimes you have those days, where you just say...Maybe today, Satan. Show off your sassiness with the dark lord himself and this not today satan, parody shirt.

Keep heteronormativity out of hell! Get sassy and satanic with this, "Heathens Against Heteronormativity" queer design.

I Won't Hesitate Bitch. I may be cute, but I'll fillet you like a fish, whatever, if you so much as TOUCH ME.

F*** all y'all. Show your love of swear words and sailor tattoos with this old school black and white stippled heart tattoo inspired design.

Pick flowers & fights. Show you believe violence is always the answer and you enjoy floral arrangements with this vintage color scheme inspired design.

A pain for every season! Get used to your body falling apart and aging with this, "Back & Body Hurts" logo parody design. Perfect for embracing your chronic pain, having back pain, getting older, and dealing with our human flesh prisons on a daily basis!

A pain for every season! Get used to your body falling apart and aging with this, "Back & Body Hurts" logo parody design. Perfect for embracing your chronic pain, having back pain, getting older, and dealing with our human flesh prisons on a daily basis!

Ohh don't mind me, I'm just over here heating my sad, lonely, microwave dinner and raging at socio-economic issues! Show off being an Over-educated Under-Loved Millennial with this cute, retro, rainbow smiley design!

I Love Cats - Hate Racism - cats also, obviously, hate racism. Show of your cat-lover anti-racist sass!

I've got my bat and I'm ready to attack! Be left alone with this, "Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk" goose design with a goose holding a bat illustration. Perfect for being a rude goose, sassy animals, and not being messed with!

I'm done dealing with you so bye! Be left alone with this "Blow Me" dandelion design. Perfect for feeling sassy, avoiding people, being petty and saying leave me alone!

Ohh don't mind me, I'm just over here heating my sad, lonely, microwave dinner and raging at socio-economic issues! Show off being an Over-educated Under-Loved Millennial with this cute, retro, rainbow smiley design!

Everything is fine! I'll just smile through doing my little tasks while the world crumbles further into a capitalist hellscape!

Don't push your luck, you'll get the buck-kaw! Strut around with your fancy plumage and get the personal space and peace you deserve with this sassy chicken !

If there's one thing that should go without saying, it's that you shouldn't be an asshole. It doesn't kill you to be nice! Share love, not hate.

Sassy Jesus Is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

MothaF***a, I'm ill...mentally. Show off your dope vibes and self deprecating humor with this graffiti inspired design!

MothaF***a, I'm ill...mentally. Show off your dope vibes and self deprecating humor with this graffiti inspired design!

I Won't Hesitate Bitch. I may be cute, but I'll fillet you like a fish, whatever, if you so much as TOUCH ME.

Cute But Will Stab You, fillet you like a fish, whatever, if you so much as TOUCH ME. Y'all know cats do not mess around - they're feisty.

It's that moment when you want your day to just be over with, but you're too lazy or have too many responsibilities that you have to reschedule with Satan.

Introducing the worlds cutest most sassy animal fish creature ever to exist.... the Snappybara! Feel your Snappybara sass in this adorable mashup design.

SO TRUE BESTIE <3 <3 Like if you agree. Spread some feminism with this ironic design that just wants to be fully supportive of women.

I am bothered, unmoisturized, sad, out of my lane, unfocused and withering. Check all of the above. Show off your self deprecation and sense of humor with this vibes parody checklist design.

I have no morels. Be a lil flirty and coquettish with this , mushroom, i have no morels design.

This could be taken two ways - either you die before ever even coming close to paying your loans off, or you choose not to pay them at all.

Mmmm warm, meaty, moist and... cheesy. Wait, what did you think I was talking about?