Ornaments

Show your best friend or significant other how much you love being trashy with them, with this "I Love You Cuz Ur Trashy Like Me" raccoon design! Perfect for a valentine, anniversary, bff, and cute gifts!

Baking Is Punk! Nothing is as badass as a baker, let me tell you, we can whip it up! Show off your baking chops with this traditional tattoo cherry pie!

Dick Academia...OPE I mean Dark academia... Check out this devious dark academia parody, can you use your sleuthing to find all the hidden penises??

Celebrate the season this yule! This "Blessed Yule" design features candles, holly leaves and berries, and a pentagram. Perfect for your Pagan, Wiccan, yuletide holiday cheer!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

What more can I say? Some people can't really take a hint so this design is perfect for giving them that extra nudge.

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your home? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

It's the most wonderful time of the year! That's right, Holiday Tree Cakes are here! Celebrate your love for the seasonal snack cake with this jolly design.

Don't make me go feral, you won't like me when I'm feral! Feral girl summer, ran and brought to you buy your local trash cats.

This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

I love my crystals, but no matter how many I collect - I still get stressed out - I mean, the vibes are good but can these beautiful shiny things eliminate my responsibilities?

My body, my choice. Protect repro rights! Show off your pro choice, feminist stance with this groovy retro design!

We are Women, and we can make decisions about our *own* bodies. We Won't sit idley by as you slowly take away everything we've fought for. Reproductive rights should only be decided by people who have uterus'!

As a person with a uterus, I have one thing to say to the government - it's my body so I'm going to do whatever the hell I want with it! Decisions about women's bodies should be made by women!!

You Can Never Have Enough Cats, Candles, and Crystals. It's true - my collection just keeps growing..

What is your prefered potatoad? Russet? Red? golden? Sweet? Whatever you're preference, we can surely make you a delicious Loaded or Baked Potatoad of your choice!

I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.

Drink Water You Hot, Dehydrated Bitch! Inspire yourself and others to stay hydrated with these funny and sassy watered words of encouragement!

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy! Show off your positive dad vibes with this retro design! don't be a dick... be a daddy dont be a dick be a daddy don't be a dick be a daddy daddy daddy jokes retro hippie daddy dont be a dick dad jokes daddy vibes good vibes positive vibes dont be a dick please dont be an asshole daddies daddy attitude don't be a dick...

MothaF***a, I'm ill...mentally. Show off your dope vibes and self deprecating humor with this graffiti inspired design!

What can I say? I'm a procrastination slut, in that I am a hoe for procrastination, I do it all the time.

Take pride in knowing who you are with this adorable Pansexual-dino tee!

Somewhere there's a place for everyone to be loved and embraced! Show off your LGBTQIA pride with this iconic song quote inspired pride design.

Los Pollos Hermanos.

Furry butts drive me NUTS! Whatever your fursona is, I wanna see it's rear. Show me that booty!

Yeah, I've got back problems, but my back pain is punk! Show that you're tough for dealing with your aches and pains with this, "Back Pain Is Punk" aging, relatable life design!

Wow, Doesn't your back hurt having to carry all that? That's a rather heavy load you've got there. That's quite a lot of junk in the trunk. Dat Ass gonna make me croak.