Ornaments

Show your best friend or significant other how much you love being trashy with them, with this "I Love You Cuz Ur Trashy Like Me" raccoon design! Perfect for a valentine, anniversary, bff, and cute gifts!

Baking Is Punk! Nothing is as badass as a baker, let me tell you, we can whip it up! Show off your baking chops with this traditional tattoo cherry pie!

Dick Academia...OPE I mean Dark academia... Check out this devious dark academia parody, can you use your sleuthing to find all the hidden penises??

Celebrate the season this yule! This "Blessed Yule" design features candles, holly leaves and berries, and a pentagram. Perfect for your Pagan, Wiccan, yuletide holiday cheer!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

What more can I say? Some people can't really take a hint so this design is perfect for giving them that extra nudge.

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your home? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

It's the most wonderful time of the year! That's right, Holiday Tree Cakes are here! Celebrate your love for the seasonal snack cake with this jolly design.

UAP in the house, ready to beam up all forms of toxic masculinity and shoot it into the infinite void known as space.

Frogs? Frogs?! frogs. All frogs, only frogs, all hoppin day. We heard you like frogs, so here's some frogs in your frogs, so you can admire frogs while you admire frogs.

Frogs? Frogs?! frogs. All frogs, only frogs, all hoppin day. We heard you like frogs, so here's some frogs in your frogs, so you can admire frogs while you admire frogs.

Frogs? Frogs?! frogs. All frogs, only frogs, all hoppin day. We heard you like frogs, so here's some frogs in your frogs, so you can admire frogs while you admire frogs.

Frogs? Frogs?! frogs. All frogs, only frogs, all hoppin day. We heard you like frogs, so here's some frogs in your frogs, so you can admire frogs while you admire frogs.

Frogs? Frogs?! frogs. All frogs, only frogs, all hoppin day. We heard you like frogs, so here's some frogs in your frogs, so you can admire frogs while you admire frogs.

Frogs? Frogs?! frogs. All frogs, only frogs, all hoppin day. We heard you like frogs, so here's some frogs in your frogs, so you can admire frogs while you admire frogs.

Frogs? Frogs?! frogs. All frogs, only frogs, all hoppin day. We heard you like frogs, so here's some frogs in your frogs, so you can admire frogs while you admire frogs.

Frogs? Frogs?! frogs. All frogs, only frogs, all hoppin day. We heard you like frogs, so here's some frogs in your frogs, so you can admire frogs while you admire frogs.

Feral? Check. Fabulous? Check. Eat garbage and only garbage? Check. The inabaility to care about what people think of eating said garbage? Check!

Watch out, she a feral girl! Show off your feral girl fearlessness with this funny, "Feral Girl Summer" screaming opossum design. Perfect for embracing your imperfections and doing whatever tf you want!

Hoi, am Toed! Sit on shroom, eat fli. Livin the life.

I'll Strawbeat Your Ass! Don't test me, or you'll be BERRY sorry! Show off your sassy attitude with this kawaii strawberry holding a knife.

Bring back the classic and groovy retro style with this hippie daddy design! Whether you're a dad or have 'daddy' energy, the vibes are all peace and love.

Don't make me go feral, you won't like me when I'm feral! Feral girl summer, ran and brought to you buy your local trash cats.

This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

I love my crystals, but no matter how many I collect - I still get stressed out - I mean, the vibes are good but can these beautiful shiny things eliminate my responsibilities?

My body, my choice. Protect repro rights! Show off your pro choice, feminist stance with this groovy retro design!

We are Women, and we can make decisions about our *own* bodies. We Won't sit idley by as you slowly take away everything we've fought for. Reproductive rights should only be decided by people who have uterus'!