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Put the drunken Pagan debauchery back into Christmas. Christmas needs to get back to it's roots man! Celebrate the true reason for the season with this Winter Solstice inspired design.

Live, laugh, love is love! Show off your pride in being a live, laugh, love lesbian with this funny, gay pride parody design!

This mermaid design is great for those that appreciate art nouveau and american traditional tattoos, because this feminist mermaid warns, all men beware! This feminist shirt is perfect for fans of feminist , feminist quotes and feminist art.

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Trashing Through The Snow, On A No Horse Open Slay, Over Fields We Go, Screaming all the way!

You're such a good neighbor, Totoro! Who needs a Christmas tree when you can have a Christmas Totoro? This big cutie is sure to spread the holiday cheer!

dungeons and Dragons never looked so ugly! IT'S PERFECT! Great for DND fans who want to look seasonably fashionable!

We wish you a very Cryptid Christmas! Enjoy the holidays and show who you truly believe in -- Santa Mothman.

All hail lord Satan and take the holiday of Christmas to grow his dark army. For something delightfully offensive or for those who love some black metal aesthetic this holiday season, this "Keep Christ Out of Christmas shirt" is perfect for a satanic December 25th.

My Neck My Back My Naughty Children Sack. WHERE ARE THE NAUGHTY CHILDREN!!! Show that it's Krampus time again with this fun Christmas, song parody design.

There's som ho,ho,hos in this house! Get ready to twerk for Santa with this funny hip-hop Christmas parody design. Perfect for the holidays.

We wish you a Merry Mothmas, we wish you a Merry Mothmas! Show off your legendary, holiday cheer with this "Merry Mothmas" Christmas Mothman design! Featuring Mothman in a santa outfit with Christmas lights and holly.

Cancer, the sign that is ruled by The Moon, is basically the sign of the Witches. Cancer witches are dedicated, good, and their craft is always for the benefit of the people.

Santa Sasquatch is coming to town! Show that you believe in Bigfoot and Santa this holiday season with this "Believe" Santa Sasquatch design. Great for holidays, Christmas, and loving urban legends.

The Devil Tom Nook. In tarot, the devil represents being seduced by the material world. Sell your soul to Tom Nook and your ever-expanding house with this Animal Crossing parody design.

Screw Having a white christmas! Why have snow when you can have SHARKS!? At Least the cold gives me an excuse to stay inside and watch shark documentaries all day.

Show the world that sometimes it be like that with this humorous design featuring the poem parody, "Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, It Don't Always Be Like That, But Sometimes It Do" for all your life motivational quotes!

Ermahgerd you found Bigfert! Show off your love of all things cryptid, silly, and sasquatch with this , "Bigfert" simple line drawing design of Bigfoot!

Kitten the holiday spirit with this "Feline Jolly" Christmas cat design featuring a cat dressed as santa catching a snowflake! Perfect for a cat lover's Christmas, santa parodies, feeling jolly and full of cat Christmas joy!

Yule, The Most Wonderful Wheel of The Year! Happy witchy Winter Solstice, the best wheel of the year! Celebrate the Wiccan/pagan holiday this season with this festive design!

Witchy Mama. Are you a witchy mom handing out spells and talisman to the locals? Then this design is for you. This witchcraft inspired design features an illustration of a spooky house with a ghost coming out of the chimney along with the phrase "Witchy Mama.

Ew Gross, Christmas Music. Call it an unpopular opinion, but Christmas music sucks, can't I just play normal music? Not the same freaking 10 songs on repeat for the entirety of December?

Tis the season to be trashy, falalala lala la la! Don your trash apparel with this funny, "Tis The Season To Be Trashy" holiday design, featuring a Christmas raccoon, opossum, and rat posed in santa hats!

Gear up gays, we're going to space! If this planet has you down this pro-space, pro-liberal design is for you. This retro design features an illustration of a space shuttle and the phrase "Liberals For Gay Space Socialism.

And a Happy Mew Year! Christmas is the cat's pajamas and now it's time to celebrate! This cute cat design is perfect for the holiday season!

Get filled with the Christmas spirit this holiday season with this nutcracker design that says "Put Your Nuts In My Mouth" the perfect gift for that special someone with a sense of humor.

Get a long little doggy this holiday season with this cute winner dog themed ugly Christmas Sweater. This design features illustrations of black and brown Dachshunds wearing Santa hats and the phrase "Dachshund Through The Snow.

Empowered women empower women! Support the empowerment of women and support each other! Empower yourself with this badass, empowering feminist shirt design!

I mean, ANY season is a good time to be chunky.... but even more so in the winter! That extra chub is sure to keep you warm, obviously! Bring on the cookies!!

Oh no... fellow cat parents... if you know, you know. Once that tree or any Christmas decoration is up, be wary of your felines. They show no mercy.