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All of time and space is at your fingertips with the cryptic words of the Time Lords emblazoned across this design! Can you read the secrets of the universe in this pattern?

How is my intel so bad that I have to go through SEVEN WHOLE CASTLES to find where this princess is? Cripes! You'd almost think she doesn't want to be rescued! ...Waitaminute...

To the layperson, just a cute collection of tasty treats, but to those in the know, a smorgasbord of the pink puffball's favorite snacks! Can you inhale all of these goodies?

The tower represents sudden change and upheaval---like a sick come-behind clutch victory! Turn this card over and awaken frames that only 27,000 RGB lights can deliver!

In the name of the moon, get vaccinated! Complete your magical girl transformation and get the vaccine! Get vaccinated and rock this nerdy, anime inspired, pro-vaccine design!

Who wouldn't be able to recognize Tanjiro iconic earrings? We can promise you that people will be sure to recognize this Demon Slayer symbol!

When the rain comes down, you hear a wild dog howl... Beware that old wolf at the rudder... There's trouble ahead---Whatever you do: Don't pay the furry man! WAAAAH-AAAH.

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The Winchester boys have never looked so cuddly! Watch out though, they've got claws---although they're usually reserved for spooky baddies... like GHOST CUCUMBERS.

This thing packs a wallop! I swear, you give me trouble and I WILL hit you with 2000 psi of pure hydro power. Clean up your act or I'll clean it for you!

Behold the many faces of the beholder in this classy art study! Bet you didn't know a creature with only one eyebrow could be so expressive!

Is it weird that I can play a video game about cleaning things for ten hours straight but I can't be arsed to clean my room? ...Yes? Well, too bad. This virtual house ain't gonna spray itself.

Amuse your fellow math nerds with these 3.14159265359... uh... with these just over three snakes. If they say the 's too subtle, tell them to stop being so rational.

I WAAAHnt to suck your blood! WAAAHt is a man but a miserable pile of secrets? Come find me in TWAAAHnsylvania! Don't put a stake in my HWAAAHrt! Okay sorry, that one was reaching.

Whether 'tis bolder or more fine, ay, there's the rubbings. Even the Bard is confused by all these pencils. Somebody get this man a typewriter!

Nothing says you can't be a bookworm AND a looker! Literacy is sexy and you know it!

Yarr, where be ye, I can't see. Yes yes, I know, eyestalks, they be decorative. If ye could just stop yer gapin' and come over here so I can eat yer that would be lovely, aye? Yarr.

Fool of a took! Gandalf always be messing around with Pip and Merry! This is one of the great wizard's most memorable quotes, and now you can wear it!

D&D + Wine = Good Times! bonus drinks of wine = (ability -- (spellLevel + 1) * 2) / 8. Nothing like a bit of wine on a campaign for adventure, show odd your dungeons and dragons and wine appreciation with this design.

Dungeons & Dragons Reigning Champion! This design is perfect for any Dungeon Master, any member of the campaign who has particularly kicked ass, or yourself... This crown is fit for a dnd champ, with the gems in the crown shaped like the dnd dice -- the D20 at the center! Show off your medieval nerd pride in this suit of armor!

Come To The Dark Side, We Know Where The Clitoris Is.... The quest for the clitoris is one many straight men struggle to complete, much less embark on. Did you finish? Nope. But you know what, nobody knows a woman's body like a woman ;) so join us...

"Sorry! I don't want any adventures, thank you. Not Today. Good morning! But please come to tea -- any time you like! Why not tomorrow? Good bye!" I Love My Hobbit Garden too much! Hobbits have a remarkably green thumb, do you?

Oops. Natural 1. Guess I'll just stay here then. That's fine, I'm sure my coworkers can handle the hostile merger with Orcs Inc. without me. I just handle the meeting music anyway.

Of course you know who wears this pattern! The adorable demoness Nezuko herself- what a good gal :)! Whether you're a fan of Demon Slayer and would like to wear it on its own or with cosplay, people will be sure to recognize Nezuko's pink dress pattern!

Who wouldn't be able to recognize Tanjiro with his iconic dark turquoise checkered pattern? Whether you're a fan of Demon Slayer and would like to wear it on its own or with cosplay, people will be sure to recognize Tanjiro's cloak pattern!

Feminist Elves Against the One Ring (and men screwing it up again). We love the powerful women in Lord of the Rings, Tauriel, Galdriel, Arwen, etc., and honestly, they probably wouldn't have majorly f***ed up Middle Earth if they had it. Female power! Show off your feminist, elvish, sass with this design!

If you're of fan of yellow boy and his amazing demon slaying skills while he's asleep, then rejoice, because this pattern is for you! Whether you're a fan of demon slayer and would like to wear it on its own or with cosplay, people will be sure to recognize Zenitsu's pattern!

Sorry, I'm just not feeling myself today. Kind of... rounder? I don't know if I ate something, or what... Just roll me back into bed, maybe I'll be normal tomorrow.

These squishy pickups are overjoyed to help you out on your quest to save the Princess! Stuff as many in your pockets as they'll hold so you'll always be ready to whack those turtles good!

These squishy pickups are overjoyed to help you out on your quest to save the Princess! Stuff as many in your pockets as they'll hold so you'll always be ready to whack those turtles good!