Coffee Mugs

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

Eat trash, hail Satan. Show your love for the Dark Lord and trash cats with this Satan and Opossum inspired design.

Hermit tarot card for the modern age. A true new age hermit- sitting in bed with their laptop, cat and Netflix - sun in and sun out. Never bother to see the light of day with this tarot card prediction!

Looking for a new french toile pattern mug? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

I love you bitch! I ain't gonna never stop loving you bitch! Show your love for and K.K. Slider with this classic vine parody inspired design.

Sassy Jesus is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee and eaten this mug. Celebrate your love for the hot bean juice with this coffee mug!

Don't judge my cat, I love them. Show off your opossum love with this , "I Love My Cat" possum design! Perfect for opossum , animal humor, animal , possum , and loving trash cats!

Even when you don't believe in Cryptids or yourself, at least Cryptids will always believe in you. <3 This cute, positive Mothman mug is perfect for any aspiring Cryptozoologist!

Unicorns are awesome, you're awesome, therefore you must be a unicorn! Get ready fight with this bad ass unicorn coffee mug! This unicorn mug features an illustration of a unicorn holding a switch blade and the phase "Unicorns Don't Get Mad, They Get Even.

Life's a bitch and so are you. Let this sassy mug tell the world that you are straight out of F***s to give. This sassy coffee mug features the phrase "Same Bitch, different day.

I can show you some trash. Rotting, stinking and putrid. Tell me trash cat, when did you last let your heart decide? I can open your eyes, take you dumpster by dumpster. Over sideways and under on a filthy carpet ride. A WHOLE TRASH WORLD!!!! DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES!

Are you a witchy women handing out spells and talisman to the locals? Then this design is for you. This witchcraft inspired design features an illustration of a spooky house with a ghost coming out of the chimney along with the phase "Village Witch.

Show off your independence and rebelliousness with this sassy, cat lover's, careless feline inspired coffee mug! Go ahead and channel your inner cat, knock over some glasses, and do what you want!

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

This sassy sarcastic feminist shirt is perfect for the young feminist looking to promote gender equality. This design features the phrase "College Educated Evil Feminist Slut" in an athletic font. This feminist tee is perfect to wear to slut walks and other feminist rallies.

Looking for a new french toile pattern mug? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

These butt mushrooms are slowly taking over the forests! Bringing giggles to everyone with this hilarious pattern. The Edible ones bring a new meaning to "eating ass".

Show off your support for diversity and representation with this political design featuring the text "I've Got 99 Problems And White Heteronormative Patriarchy Is Basically All Of Them" to celebrate minorities and our melting pot of culture! Perfect for sassy feminists, LGBT pride, minority rights, social justice, liberals, protests and smashing the patriarchy!

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

You expected a cup of coffee but it was me Dio! Surprise! Show your love for Shnen manga and coffee with this classic JoJo inspired design.

Drink coffee, hail Satan. This witch will take her coffee black, to match her soul and wardrobe. Maybe I'll make a Faustian pact to never ever run out of coffee, dunno if that's really worth my soul...who am I kidding, coffee is great, yes it is.

If I lay here, if I just lay here. Show you're giving up on life and playing dead with this cute and song parody possum design.

Life is relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a crab smoking a cigaret.

Show off your cute and sassy side with this adorable but fierce, cat with a knife coffee mug! Don't be ashamed of being little and sensitive! Be yourself but also it's a tough world out there so be ready to fight at all times.

Some days, all you want to do is pet cats and listen to metal, and this heavy metal mug is perfect for those times! This metal cat design is perfect for any metalhead who loves the thrill of a mosh pit but also enjoys petting cute and fluffy cats. Everyone needs a middle ground!

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

look at all those leggies! Are they going to stick out leggy? strut leggy? lick leggy? maybe dance with leggy? Who knows!

I've got my bat and I'm ready to attack! Be left alone with this, "Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk" goose design with a goose holding a bat illustration. Perfect for being a rude goose, sassy animals, and not being messed with!