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Keep heteronormativity out of hell! Get sassy and satanic with this, "Heathens Against Heteronormativity" funny queer design.

I Won't Hesitate Bitch. I may be cute, but I'll fillet you like a fish, whatever, if you so much as TOUCH ME.

Is reality actually a simulation? Whatever it is, it's rough! Grin and bear it with this sassy, "Just Another Day In The Simulation" smiley design!

Girls like this that get it, get it. Girls that don't, don't.

What the hell?! I didn't ask for this! Man, this is a ripoff! Why would I want to be around... you know... *gestures at general surroundings* All of THIS!?

I've got my bat and I'm ready to attack! Be left alone with this, "Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk" goose design with a goose holding a bat illustration. Perfect for being a rude goose, sassy animals, and not being messed with!

Ohh don't mind me, I'm just over here heating my sad, lonely, microwave dinner and raging at socio-economic issues! Show off being an Over-educated Under-Loved Millennial with this cute, retro, rainbow smiley design!

Oh shit. A mood for most occasions! Show off your sassy cat attitude with this, "oh shit." cute, cussing cat!

This adorable little frog Woke Up And Chose Violence. Oh yeah? You didn't think something so cute could be so sassy? You thought wrong.

Look, I might be small, but I am POWERFUL. Although I don't look that threatening, I WILL bite if threatened.

You wanna mess with this bun, hun? You hoppin' for a kickin'? Get your personal bubble respected with this sassy bunny ny design that is ready to throw feet.

Ugh. What a SNORE-gon, am I right? Be stone cold with this apathetic medusa design.

Out of this world booty! This alien has definitely got a galactic sized backside, and ain't afraid to twerk it! This sexy celestial design is perfect for alien gurus and big booty lovers!

Show the world you mean business when you wish to have your pronouns respected with this sassy and cute shark design with a trans flag behind them!

Magical, but stabby. Show that you're more mystical than a unicorn but you're still willing to fight with this sassy unicorn-inspired design.

I'm done dealing with you so bye! Be left alone with this "Blow Me" dandelion design. Perfect for feeling sassy, avoiding people, being petty and saying leave me alone!

Pretending to be polite is so exhausting. Show that acting like you have a shred of manners really takes it out of you with this sassy design.

Watch out, she a feral girl! Show off your feral girl fearlessness with this funny, "Feral Girl Summer" screaming opossum design. Perfect for embracing your imperfections and doing whatever tf you want!

I'll Strawbeat Your Ass! Don't test me, or you'll be BERRY sorry! Show off your sassy attitude with this kawaii strawberry holding a knife.

This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Ditch purrrrfectionism and live your best feral girl life with this, Feral Girl Summer cat design featuring a sassy black cat! Get weird and do what you want.

I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.

Drink Water You Hot, Dehydrated Bitch! Inspire yourself and others to stay hydrated with these funny and sassy watered words of encouragement!

MothaF***a, I'm ill...mentally. Show off your dope vibes and self deprecating humor with this graffiti inspired design!

Keep your hands off our rights, men of congress. You're controlling behavior over women and our bodies has gone too far! Show the world that we are willing to fight for control over our own uterus!

Ohh don't mind me, I'm just over here heating my sad, lonely, microwave dinner and raging at socio-economic issues! Show off being an Over-educated Under-Loved Millennial with this cute, retro, rainbow smiley design!

Everything is fine! I'll just smile through doing my little tasks while the world crumbles further into a capitalist hellscape!

Show off your love of avocados and your complete sassiness with this delicious avocado pun, kiss my ass shirt! Get some laughs out of your vegetarian/vegan friends and eat some delicious guacamole together!

It's hard out here living in inflation. Well, since you can't afford a house at the moment, might as well make the most of it and get some merch.

I may be smol and cute, but trust me, I won't hesitate to cut a bitch.