Greeting Cards

Life is relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a crab smoking a cigaret.

Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs. These candy hearts reveal that if you toss enough salad you can one day be a small business owner.

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

Hop-two-three-four! Boing your way to a fitter, faster you! How are you going to escape the clutches of the evil Fitness Fox, who 100% totally exists?? Get going!

Whether you're an anime fan or just need some clever camouflage to fit in with them, this shirt broadcasts weebness loudly and proudly. Just make sure you know what the best anime is in case somebody gets suspicious.

These snakes set a good example: entagle yourself with a close friend and squeeze them tight! Everyone loves a good constric---uh, I mean hug!

Who needs hugs and kisses when you have mountains of chocolate? Not me, that's who. Wear this shirt and give the fam a not-so-subtle hint this Valentine's Day, or any day really.

Yeehaw! I am here, coming through the doorway like a cowboy! Show your love for All Might, anime, My Hero Academia and cowboys with this ny design!

It's all just a bunch of honkus ponkus. Show your love for geese, bad and all things spooky with this honkus ponkus design!

It's all just a bunch of honkus ponkus. Show your love for geese, bad and all things spooky with this honkus ponkus design!

And you must be a mouse, cuz' that pickup line was CHEESY! But You're cute enough... I wouldn't mind playing a game of cat and mouse, if you catch my drift.

What's a person gotta do to get an interesting DM around here?! I'm not interested in people with little experience. I want a veteran!!

Depression, but make it seasonal. Seasonal, but make it jolly~. We all know that the here and now can be a bit of a downer, but it doesn't mean you can't laugh about it! Cheer yourself and others up with this dark-humor holiday card!

And I'm not talking about big socks either! If you wanna know more, then honey, just give me your number~ Big foot's got big plans if you know what i'm sayin.

You can escape death, you say? hah... Omae wa mou shindeiru... NANI?? Claim lives and put smiles on anime and lovers faces with this Death Tarot card design!

I'm not just a night owl, i'm a NOCTURNAL CREATURE OF THE NIGHT! I stalk the hallways at midnight for a snack, found in front of the flickering screen of a tv at 3am, and drinking coffee at 4am.

I need tp for my bunghole. The year is 2020, The Virus has consumed the land and our most prized commodity is... toilet tissue. Show that you've run out of paper for your poopy butthole with this design.

If I lay here, if I just lay here. Show you're giving up on life and playing dead with this cute and song parody possum design.

I am emotionally devastated. Time to make a ! Show you use humor as a coping mechanism with this emotional disaster inspired design.

Eat my ass candy heart. Let them know what you want for Valentine's day with this candy heart inspired design.

Who Is This Trash I See Staring Straight Back at Me? When will my reflection show the garbage I am insiiiiiiiiide???? Show your love for raccoons and Mulan with this reflection parody design.

Christmas Succs. Show that you're not a fan of Christmas but you do love houseplants with this jade plant with Christmas tree lights design.

Hope Your Holidays Succ. Show that you're not a fan of Christmas but you do love houseplants with this jade plant with Christmas tree lights design.

I'll Be Your Ghostess Tonight. Show you're a fan of being a hostess, a ghost and you love with this spooky restaurant worker themed design.

You tried it. The perfect message to those who try so hard and get so far but in the end, it doesn't even matter.

Naughty life. Show that you're on the naughty list and you're proud of it with this Christmas design.

Eat my shorts, Senpai. Show that you're a huge fan of Japanese anime with this classic anime character inspired design.

Ready Thy Fat Pants. Show that you're fat and sassy for the Holiday season with this fun Thanksgiving and Chrismtas Turkey themed sweater.

Christmas Is Lit Heat Miser. Show you're dreaming of a green Christmas with this Heat Miser Ugly Chrismas Sweater inspired design.

Christmas Is Chill Snow Miser. Show you're dreaming of a white Christmas with this snowy Ugly Chrismas Sweater inspired design.