Greeting Cards

This bff birthday card is great for your best friend who you can call just the most horrible things with e most love like "happy birthday you whore." This birthday card is perfect for fans of sassy birthday cards, best friend card, best friends and best friend quotes.

Wish your loved one a happy birthday and let them know Satan is pleased with this floral birthday card. This goth birthday card features illustrations of black and white roses, a mysterious eye and the phrase "Happy Birthday Satan Is Pleased With Your Progress.

Behold our new supreme court justice of the Untied States of America, attorney and federal judge Ketanji Brown Jackson! Celebrate Women's history with this new boundary breaking addition to the USA supreme court in this supreme design.

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

Thanks for being F***ing weird with me. Let your weirdo lover know you appreciate their strangeness with this vintage illustration inspired design.

BuzZzZz it's time for a nap. Take a break like these cute little bumbles with this, "Sleepy Bumble Bee Butts" illustrative floral design! Perfect for being tired, loving bees and flowers.

Happy Valentines Day or something. Flirt with this conversation heart greeting card.

I love you as much as I love eating garbage, valentine! Thank you for loving me through all of my trash.

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

With the costs of living and countless existential threats - life is hard! How are we supposed to live, laugh, love in these conditions??? Show off your sassy, ironic, apocalypse humor with this live, laugh, love parody design.

Watch out, she a feral girl! Show off your feral girl fearlessness with this , "Feral Girl Summer" screaming opossum design. Perfect for embracing your imperfections and doing whatever tf you want!

Ditch purrrrfectionism and live your best feral girl life with this, Feral Girl Summer cat design featuring a sassy black cat! Get weird and do what you want.

You should pat yourself on the back for an amazing accomplishment! Sometimes this shit is hard to go by, but if you pooped today, good for you.

Surprise your friends or loved ones with this adorable black cat design! This is great for gifts or any special occasion. Get the best reaction from your people when your order this design today!

Listen to the Godfrog and froget about it, or else.

Y'all ain't ready for this. This here is rated M for Milf, so you better proceed with caution. Otherwise, you'll be too overwhelmed by her power she has over you!

We all have those days when we're so overwhelmed and overstimulated with tasks. Sometimes we feel like we're going to lose our shit and go crazy. This design is made for people like you!

The most k thing ever is to be a parent. Let's face it, parenting is k as heck! Celebrate your k, cool as heck Mom and Dad with this Parenting is k design for Dads!

Hey are you a croissant? Because you kinda lookin' like a crusty ass bitch. Just kidding! Get this design to roast your close friends and family. Share a few giggles with one another.

Raise those beans in the air, praise the bean god! Giver of all cute little kitty and puppy toes, be they pink, grey, orange, or any color in between! All hail the toebeans!

Hell doesn't care about cat hair. Show off your love of all things occult and cat love with this, "Pet Cats Hail Satan" sphynx cat design featuring a satanic sphynx! Perfect for cat gifts, occult humor, satanic rituals, and hailing satan!

Oh Lawd he comin'! This tiger is ready to roll. Show off your love of tigers and chonky animals with this adorable, "Oh Lawd He Comin'" round tiger design!

Look, I may have the sense of humor of a 5 year old, but at least my valentine loves me all the same! They proved it by getting me these candy hearts.

Yee frhawg! Giddy up, partner, and hop out to the west with this , cowboy frog saying, "howdy." Perfect for loving frogs, cowboys, the desert and cacti.

If you're goin fish might as well F*** around and find trout. Emit a powerful aura as you go fishing with this sassy trout .

Use all of your eyes to behold this BOOTY. Show off your amazing butt and love of Dungeons and Dragons with this, "Behold The Booty" nerdy, NSFW design. Perfect for loving butts, role playing, and tabletop gaming!

And you must be a mouse, cuz' that pickup line was CHEESY! But You're cute enough... I wouldn't mind playing a game of cat and mouse, if you catch my drift.

I'm planted right here, now fertilize me, Daddy. ;) Show off your love of plants, kinky times, and NSFW daddy with this, "Fertilize Me, Daddy" flower design with a wet flower in some dirt.

Throw some shade with this parody design of "y'all need jesus" for those who think maybe the world needs a lil more of that spicy heckboy in it.

Shit's F***ed. Everybody knows: Shit's F***ed. Show that things have never been worse with this sinking ship design.