Greeting Cards

I love you as much as I love eating garbage, valentine! Thank you for loving me through all of my trash.

This bff birthday card is great for your best friend who you can call just the most horrible things with e most love like "happy birthday you whore." This birthday card is perfect for fans of sassy birthday cards, best friend card, best friends and best friend quotes.

You expected a valentine but it was me Dio! Suprise! show your love for Shnen manga with this classic JoJo inspired design.

OMG Valentine, I'm like, TOTALLY CRUSHING on you!! Like, LITERALLY! With my GIANT, TERRIFYING, KAIJU BODY!! Luv U bbaaaaabe!!

Happy Valentines Day or something. Flirt with this funny conversation heart greeting card.

Wish your loved one a happy birthday and let them know Satan is pleased with this floral birthday card. This goth birthday card features illustrations of black and white roses, a mysterious eye and the phrase "Happy Birthday Satan Is Pleased With Your Progress.

Thanks for being F***ing weird with me. Let your weirdo lover know you appreciate their strangeness with this vintage illustration inspired design.

One word that bares repeating, DAMN! Give a damn and look glam with this euphoric, retrowave inspired, "DAMN" font design.

Look, I may have the sense of humor of a 5 year old, but at least my valentine loves me all the same! They proved it by getting me these candy hearts.

Bitch, You're my soulmate. Show off your love for your bff, bestie and soul mate with this sassy, euphoric, bff design.

I am unbothered, moisturized, happy, in my lane, focused and flourishing! Check all of the above! Show off your positive vibes with this affirming and uplifting checklist design.

My fellow lactose intolerants, there's no secret that we all have a forbidden affair towards certain foods that contain dairy. Even though this love is looked down upon, I bet some times it's something that's worth shitting for.

This possum thinks you're awesome! So it must be so! Gas up your Valentine, significant other or friend with this cute, positive, awesome possum design!

Cross the river styx and see if you can pass the dread, Corgerus! The mightiest and stubbiest of all beast, it's the cute and creepy, corgi, cerberus mashup design!

You had me at let's get tacos. Show your love for your significant other or bff this Valentine's day and go get tacos together. Show your love for each other with this cute, conversation heart, let's get tacos Valentine's day greeting card!

This and awkward greeting card reads, "You're Not The Worst" and is perfect for anyone who isn't really great t expressing their feelings towards others! Use this card for Valentine's Day, Birthdays, or just to say hello in the weirdest and backhanded way possible!

Hi, friend, I'm the designated high friend that always has their head up in the clouds. If you're also this type of friend, what are you waiting for? Come order this design asap!

I love plantssssss! Show off your love of plants, snakes, and snake plants with this western-inspired illustrative graphic!

Read banned books! Books that are banned are often important, powerful reading experiences that relate to complex and compelling issues! Support the education, learning, and power of a book with this design.

You have to love yourself! Love yourself! Love yourself! Love yourself! Poke fun at the false self care and toxic positivity that comes with social media culture with this parody design.

Looking for your missing pizza piece? Show off your single feelings with this , "I'm So Pepperlonely" sad pizza design. For when you're feeling a bit incomplete and cheesy.

Let's hear it for everyones favorite character! Rep your mans in this Euphoria inspired design.

Is reality actually a simulation? Whatever it is, it's rough! Grin and bear it with this sassy, "Just Another Day In The Simulation" smiley design!

Sharks need chum love too!

You're My Sweetie Pie! Show your loved one just how amazing they are, in a bad ass way! Pie is k! And you can still be a badass and call your s/o a sweetie pie!

What the hell?! I didn't ask for this! Man, this is a ripoff! Why would I want to be around... you know... *gestures at general surroundings* All of THIS!?

Ever had a bad knee that likes to act up and commit the crime of giving you pain? You might not be the only one with a criminal like that.

I felt sad BUTT you made me smile! Show off how happy your booty is with this cute and , flirty, smiley face booty design.

I hope you have a very Capy Valentine's day! Show off your love for Valentine's day with this cute, capybara, Valentine's day design.

This owl is never gonna let you down, nor will it run around and desert you. Trust that this Valentine's Day, lover boy is here to stay and won't leave your side.