Greeting Cards

You guessed it! Show off your smile of satisfaction of guessing the Wordle word of the day with this Wordle pixel smile parody! Perfect for loving puzzle games and word guessing.

Thanks for being F***ing weird with me. Let your weirdo lover know you appreciate their strangeness with this vintage illustration inspired design.

I love you as much as I love eating garbage, valentine! Thank you for loving me through all of my trash.

This bff birthday card is great for your best friend who you can call just the most horrible things with e most love like "happy birthday you whore." This birthday card is perfect for fans of sassy birthday cards, best friend card, best friends and best friend quotes.

Otters are really out of this world cute, and they are ready to explore the wonders of outer space! Wish your little astronaut an otter this world birthday with this cute, outer space, otter birthday card!

With the costs of living and countless existential threats - life is hard! How are we supposed to live, laugh, love in these conditions??? Show off your sassy, ironic, apocalypse humor with this live, laugh, love parody design.

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

Make your appreciation crystal-clear for that special someone! This card is perfect for healing crystal enthusiasts and geology nerds alike!

Let your nearest and dearest know that you're sorry for not wishing them a happy birthday in a timely manner with this donkey card. This humorous card features a vintage illustration of a donkey with tears drawn on his face and the phrase "Happy Belated Birthday From My Sorry Ass.

Wish your loved ones a magical birthday with this majestic sloth unicorn hybrid. This sloth birthday card features an illustration of a sloth with a unicorn horn and phrase "Happy Birthday, Hope Your Day Is As Magical As This Slothicorn.

Wish your loved one a happy birthday and let them know Satan is pleased with this floral birthday card. This goth birthday card features illustrations of black and white roses, a mysterious eye and the phrase "Happy Birthday Satan Is Pleased With Your Progress.

Surprise your friends or loved ones with this adorable black cat design! This is great for gifts or any special occasion. Get the best reaction from your people when your order this design today!

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this! Take this turtle fighter with you and you'll be okay! Show off your tiny but dangerous side with this cute and , turtle design.

I love plantssssss! Show off your love of plants, snakes, and snake plants with this western-inspired illustrative !

Some people have cats, others have dogs, but me? I have a frog. Just look at this adorable little guy! Just LOOKING at them raises my dopamine and serotonin!

The movie theatre, a magical place where somehow heart break seems good. Share your love for the movies, movie theaters and this now iconic wrote with this parody design.

Look, I may have the sense of humor of a 5 year old, but at least my valentine loves me all the same! They proved it by getting me these candy hearts.

What the hell?! I didn't ask for this! Man, this is a ripoff! Why would I want to be around... you know... *gestures at general surroundings* All of THIS!?

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

Cross the river styx and see if you can pass the dread, Corgerus! The mightiest and stubbiest of all beast, it's the cute and creepy, corgi, cerberus mashup design!

Yee frhawg! Giddy up, partner, and hop out to the west with this , cowboy frog saying, "howdy." Perfect for loving frogs, cowboys, the desert and cacti.

Heck yeah, finger guns baby! Shoot those finger guns away and rock your Bisexual Pride with this sassy, bisexual pride, finger guns LGBTQIA+ Pride greeting card design.

Thank you fern being a frond! Travel down the road and plant again! Show off your love for your golden ferns with this and cute, plant greeting card design!

And you must be a mouse, cuz' that pickup line was CHEESY! But You're cute enough... I wouldn't mind playing a game of cat and mouse, if you catch my drift.

This raccoon will heck you up if you get too close. Be mildly threatening to keep distance with the , trash animal design with a raccoon wielding a knife.

I can show you some trash. Rotting, stinking and putrid. Tell me trash cat, when did you last let your heart decide? I can open your eyes, take you dumpster by dumpster. Over sideways and under on a filthy carpet ride. A WHOLE TRASH WORLD!!!! DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES!

BuzZzZz it's time for a nap. Take a break like these cute little bumbles with this, "Sleepy Bumble Bee Butts" illustrative floral design! Perfect for being tired, loving bees and flowers.

Happy Mother's Day from your favorite financial burden! Show your mama some love with this card showing that you are thankful for all of your mother's finical sacrifices.

This is what cowboys say to people when they want them to adopt a dachshund. This rootin', tootin' design is perfect for fans of cowboy , dogs and !

I am old and tired but also fight me. Show that you have the soul of a sloth but the heart of a fighter with this design.