Die Cut Stickers

Thank you for loving me even though I fard and shid. The perfect valentine design for those who have an immature (but hilarious) sense of humor!

Everything is fine! I'll just smile through doing my little tasks while the world crumbles further into a capitalist hellscape!

I Won't Hesitate Bitch. I may be cute, but I'll fillet you like a fish, whatever, if you so much as TOUCH ME.

Why be a hermit when you can be a kermit. The Muppet is here to deliver you the message of growth and accomplishment. But, ya know, that's none of his business...

Nat 1? welp, guess I'll die. There's nothing worse than rolling a 1 on your precious d20, It always feels as though your own dice betrayed you! May the DM have mercy on your soul.

Am chimkin, plz gib seed feed! I poop breakfast and make tasty nuggets. I'm derpy, chunky, and produce delicious food!

Nobody loves glizzys this much without winning a few eating contests... What's to be said? Some people just really like shoving long meat tubes in their mouth...

With the costs of living and countless existential threats - life is hard! How are we supposed to live, laugh, love in these conditions??? Show off your sassy, ironic, apocalypse humor with this funny live, laugh, love parody design.

Oh hi, welcome to the hermit of the crib. Do you want some trash? Please, help yourself.

This little unassuming guy is not to be trifled with, he ain't going down without a fight, so you better not cross him! Very cute, but deadly and on a mission.

Life is F***ing relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a crab smoking a cigaret.

Boys just want meohoys, and I think that's so menoy. Wear one of the best spongebob memes of olde! This nostalgic doodlebob is great for all spongebob fans!

Just giving y'all a warning when someone you know gets a little moody. It's an indicated sign to give them some foody to make them happy.

Yee Claw!! Giddyup lil' craboy! a ya ready to hop on your sea-horses and herd some of them there cattle-fish!?

A big lump with knobs, it has the juice, I can't imagine a more beautiful thing! Show off your love of corn and the internet with this funny, "It's CORN" design! I can tell you all about it!

Leave the creatures of the upside down alone! They're just trying to live their creepy, terrifying, monster sized lives!

Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. This ironic, sassy design features the text, "Do Not Perceive Me" with a large smiley face staring blankly into space.

Sometimes we give in to our anxieties, cost of living, food scarcity, mental health, there's a lot to keep us up at night! Yeah, scary right? Anxiety inducing, even. Show everyone your ironic side with this humourus design.

Sometimes you've just gotta listen to that constant gnawing feeling/voice in your head... YOU MAY, regret it and it may be wrong, but man its sooo tempting!

Hi there, I hope you're having a wonderful day! Oh me? Hahaha, I'm not okay! But that's okay! Maybe tomorrow will be better!

Play it cool and let people know you're down for good times only with this shirt. This sassy tee features the phrase "That Wasn't Very Cash Money Of You.

Who wouldn't want their man rated D for Daddy? Show off that dad bod with this esrb rating inspired design... Or maybe you're a great dad, complete with dad jokes! Show the world you care for your kids!

My Smutty Books Are Not Your Business. Just because I want to read some smutty fantasy, or 'trashy' romance doesn't mean you're better than me if you read Hemingway. Have some fun sometimes. Btw, if you know you know why I marked all those sections in my book.

WOW. MUCH SNEAK, VERY DEX, SUCH D&D, LOL. This dogue is ready to party - in a d&d campaign, that is! They make a great addition to any team, even if their main power is being unbearably cute.

This funny self-deprecating trash shirt features the words "trash queen" and is perfect for people who love trash, being a loser, self-deprecating humor, goofs, jokes, tumblr, and is ideal for showing your trash pride at the gym, working out, at home, school, college, university, or at the dump!

Hoi! Am flerminger! I eat shirmp, make fether pink. Stand on one leggie, look pretty!!

If I lay here, if I just lay here. Show you're giving up on life and playing dead with this cute and funny song parody possum design.

Somebody once told me about this tarot card in a reading. The Ogre is steeped in many layers, like an onion. He is at the start of his begrudging journey, depicted as stomping out of an outhouse with a Moon in Waxing Crescent- which may signify intention (he intends to keep you out of his swamp!). This card may also signify Love, Life, how the years start coming and they don't stop coming, and Dank memes.

Life is relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a crab smoking a cigaret.

Raise those beans in the air, praise the bean god! Giver of all cute little kitty and puppy toes, be they pink, grey, orange, or any color in between! All hail the toebeans!