Casual Totes

Get yourself together and get your shit together! Start adulting and get yourself together with this funny, cat shirt!

Life is full of laughs, but also things that make me want to scream. Y'all don't mind if I just holler, do you?

It's allllll good! I'm just Playing My Silly Little RPG Whilst the World Burns. Don't worry, I'll just smile through playing my dnd while climate change and capitalism destroy our planet.

With the costs of living and countless existential threats - life is hard! How are we supposed to live, laugh, love in these conditions??? Show off your sassy, ironic, apocalypse humor with this funny live, laugh, love parody design.

My fellow lactose intolerants, there's no secret that we all have a forbidden affair towards certain foods that contain dairy. Even though this love is looked down upon, I bet some times it's something that's worth shitting for.

I wish I was as high as inflation - I'd be so baked right now! Show off your humor at the stress and anxiety of living with the highest inflation in generations with this funny, "I Wish I Was as High as Inflation" weed design!

Please don't give me responsibility over people! That's so scary! Having power over others is a job that some people are just meant for. Me? I'll pass, fam.

Physically. Mentally. Emotionally. Exhausted. Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I'm f***ing tired. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it.

I'm not fast, and I'm definitely not furious... I'm just very sleepy. This adorable sloth design is great for those who don't plan to be in a rush any time soon.

It's so cold! Seriously, I'm turning into a HOPsicle over here! Temperatures low enough, I might croak!

These hips don't lie, and they're in pain! End the stigma of having aches and pains with this, "My Hip Hurts" sassy, sarcastic health design in a retro aesthetic.

I Will Simply Sip my Oat milk Latte Whilst the World Burns. Don't worry, I'll just smile through my need for delicious caffeine while climate change and capitalism destroy our planet.

Migraines aren't groovy. :( Show off your coping with the pains of headaches with this retro, rainbow, smiley design for "I Have a Migraine". Perfect for dealing the aches and pains of migraines!

If you've had a hard day, be like this frog and sleep like a log! Self care is important, so don't overwork yourself!

I'm such an Emeowtional Wreck, I wish life had a Paws button! Treat yourself to ice cream and get ready for a catnap with this adorably sad kitty design!

Out here being gay and gassy with pride! Cope with IBS, lactose intolerance, bloating, and digestive issues with this funny, self-deprecating, sexuality design!

This gassy gut is full of clouds! Show off your sassy, gassy, stomach issues with this funny, "I'm Bloated" rainbow, script design.

Hi there, I hope you're having a wonderful day! Oh me? Hahaha, I'm not okay! But that's okay! Maybe tomorrow will be better!

Everything's fine, I'm barely holding it together, but I'm fine! Ironically show off sunshine, smileys, and rainbows with this, "Barely Holding It Together" design for coping with, ya know - life.

Feelings? Thoughts? Oh, I know those, I compartmentalize them to cope with...everything! Show off your sassy, self-awareness about your coping skills with this, "Compartmentalizing Queen" groovy, mental health design! End the stigma of mental health!

Oh, what I'd give to be a clueless cat that only has to care about eating, sleeping, and being cute... Show that you're coping with this, "My Cat Has No Idea We Live in a Hellscape" existential, cat lover's design.

Time to go feral, girl, you graduated! Celebrate your achievements and let the world know you're a "College Educated Feral Girl" with this funny, trendy graduation design. Perfect for having a sassy start to adulting!

Ohh don't mind me, I'm just over here heating my sad, lonely, microwave dinner and raging at socio-economic issues! Show off being an Over-educated Under-Loved Millennial with this cute, retro, rainbow smiley design!

Everything is fine! I'll just smile through doing my little tasks while the world crumbles further into a capitalist hellscape!

If you're trying your best, you're doing your best. It's okay to not be okay. End the stigma of personal struggle with this, "Trying My Best" sad, struggling plant design.

We the people? Nah, we the Millennials are really going through it. This generation really be seeing once in a lifetime events more than any generation ever has. If you're a millennial and you're struggling too, you should get this design.

Today's the perfect day to try and get your shit together. If you're feeling that motivation then this design was made just for you!

Ohh snap, my bad! Take responsibility and admit when you're wrong or whatever. Perfect for 90s kids, millennials, and retro slang! my bad rad.

Be the reason someone can open up about what they're going through. Whether for your best friend, or a total stranger, share your love, compassion, and support for the circumstances of others!

Grow at your own pace! Show that you're doing your best with this tangled, growing flower design! Perfect for personal motivation, self-care, and growing up in life.