Blankets

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Y'all ain't ready for this. This here is rated M for Milf, so you better proceed with caution. Otherwise, you'll be too overwhelmed by her power she has over you!

We all know what Blockbuster was back in the day, but now things have changed. Introducing Cockbusters! It's the same concept but spicier. What are you waiting for? Get yours today!

Why be a mother of dragons when you can be a mother of doggos!? They are sure to show you much more love, and won't torch your favorite dress - They might chew on them though.... but their undying loyalty will make up for that.

Gimme the bleat boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in your rock n roll, and scream away Get loud with the boys with this funny goat parody design!

This is Tom the peep. Also known as peeping Tom. He usually comes around Easter time. Be his friend and he'll make your life so much more positive and enjoyable!

Rated T for Tired - Content may be suitable for those tired and sleepy. Perfect for nerds who love to nap and play games, with this ESRB rating-inspired design!

I love you bitch! I ain't never gonna stop loving you bitch! Show your love for memes and K.K. Slider with this classic vine parody inspired design. meme humor jokes parody vine singing dog k.k.

Mornings just suck. F*** the mornings, no one likes them. If you agree then this sassy Buttercup parody design is for you!

You're on cloud nine when you're among the trash! Show off your 90's neon nostalgia with this Lisa-Frank-inspired rainbow raccoon design! Perfect for loving trash pandas and reminiscing the era of colorful posters and folders.

Do this adorable chinchilla a favor and kindly go fluff yourself.

sinner's go to hell... and they don't get a "get out of hell free" card. Maybe don't gamble so much, eh?

If you're a victim of debt, then sorry to break it to ya, you actually belong to Mr. Tom nook.

F*** it! Let it go, and be a hardcore, punk rock princess. Unleash your true icy queen diva and become a sassy, princess ice queen with this punk rock princess shirt!

When I was a young cat, my pawther took me into the kitty to see a meow-ching baaand. For fans of emo, My Chemical Romance and cats, this cat marching band/My Chemical Romance parody is perfect for fans of emo and cats!

Feed me plant dad, feed me now! Show off your love for musicals and plants and be a nervous plant dad of a man eating monster with this cute, plant dad parody design.

This long-haired beauty isn't staying in her tower, she's a punk rock princess and a rebel at heart. Rapunzel's got a brand new look, from her dye job to her colorful tattoos and piercings. She's definitely not a sweet Disney princess anymore.

This long-haired beauty isn't staying in her tower, she's a punk rock princess and a rebel at heart. Rapunzel's got a brand new look, from her dye job to her colorful tattoos and piercings. She's definitely not a sweet Disney princess anymore.

Poor Unfortunate Trash. In pain, in need. This one's longing to be garbage that one wants to get the filth, and do I help them? Yes indeed. Show your love for trash pandas and the sea witches with this Ursula parody design.

Rock this funny parody shirt if you want everyone to do a double take when they pass by your way!

Everyone has heard of Super Smash Bros. But have you ever heard of Super Trash Bros.?? Well, your life is about to change when you cop this design!

You've been warned! Trying F***ing around with me and you'll find out how hard I can cry!

It's like animal crossing, except it's trashy, and you rent out a garbage can instead of a house. Trades are made solely in treasures found while dumpster diving.

Be dog, do crimes- K.K.rimes that is. Show off your cool, rebellious, nerdy nature with this, "Do K.K.rimes" KK Slider, animal crossing inspired parody featuring KK in a mug shot. Perfect for being a sassy gamer, loving KK and doing dog crimes.

Awww yis let's get this COIN. Show up for the dirty work the humans don't wanna do with this funny fantasy twist on the "let's get this bread" meme!

Cinco De Meow, It's safe to admit i'm kitty wasted right meow. Celebrate the americanization of cinco de mayo in your own cat loving way with this funny and trendy parody.

Hey there neighbor... All alone by the bus stop I see... would you like some... cOmpANy?

I play fighting games for the pecs...plot, I mean plot! Believe in the man boob supremacy and fight for your love of fighting games and the beefy fighters with this funny, horny gaming design.

Weeb Life Forever! The only thing more gangster than thug life is weeaboo life. Show off your love for all things Japan in this pastel anime styles Weeb Life design. Adorned with beautiful anime eyes and the lcosest japanese term for weeaboo we could find.

Bats, Cats and Questions. Solve the riddle with this comic book inspired, bat and cat and riddle inspired pattern design.