Blankets

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

I can show you some trash. Rotting, stinking and putrid. Tell me trash cat, when did you last let your heart decide? I can open your eyes, take you dumpster by dumpster. Over sideways and under on a filthy carpet ride. A WHOLE TRASH WORLD!!!! DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES!

It's Halloween season which means SPOOKY VIBES ONLY. Get into the haunted spirit of all Hallows Eve with this design that is tuned into only the spookiest of vibes out there.

My Neck My Back My Naughty Children Sack. WHERE ARE THE NAUGHTY CHILDREN!!! Show that it's Krampus time again with this fun Christmas, song parody design.

Show your petty disapproval with this , "Thanks I Hate It" thank you bag parody inspired by the "thanks I hate it" ! Perfect for embracing your sass and sharing your opinions.

The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them wieners.

How is my intel so bad that I have to go through SEVEN WHOLE CASTLES to find where this princess is? Cripes! You'd almost think she doesn't want to be rescued! ...Waitaminute...

Every day it's the same thing. Break down the door, stomp the baddies, dodge the fire bars, fall into lava, start over, kill a turtle, save a mushroom, on and on and on. Ugggghhhhh.

Every day it's the same thing. Break down the door, stomp the baddies, dodge the fire bars, fall into lava, start over, kill a turtle, save a mushroom, on and on and on. Ugggghhhhh.

Somewhere deep in the Hundred Acre Woods, a bunch of psycho stuffed animals prepare to burn one of their own as an unholy pagan sacrifice to save the carrot crop! Oh bother.

Legend tells of a living horror who forged a kingdom of death and destruction, consuming all who opposed him, leaving no foe nor food uneaten; none could escape his squishy, hungy wrath.

It's very convenient, but takes longer than is probably normal? At least there's a cool theme song that plays. It's a little obnoxious having to shout a catchphrase every time though.

When the rain comes down, you hear a wild dog howl... Beware that old wolf at the rudder... There's trouble ahead---Whatever you do: Don't pay the furry man! WAAAAH-AAAH.

The Winchester boys have never looked so cuddly! Watch out though, they've got claws---although they're usually reserved for spooky baddies... like GHOST CUCUMBERS.

This anime is a BEAR to watch, but tune in because it's an (ursa) major part of pop culture! This magical girl won't -ish you in the name of the moon for appreciating this fuzzy take on the classic anime heroine!

These remakes are getting silly. She doesn't even have a nose anymore! ...Well, not that she had much of a nose to begin with, but you get the point!

Um... I think there has been a miscommunication in the design department. I mean technically he is "hanging", but... what even would this card mean? "Getting some is in your future"? Sure, if you're packing like this guy.

Needless to say, I'm tongue and bends, but I'll be sliding away, slowly tasting dirt on my way.

Huff. Momma shark's gonna need a minute. Uh, doo doo, etc. Maybe leave this fella out of the song.

I've come to take your soul again... I don't remember the folk revival being so evil. Then again, there was America...

I WAAAHnt to suck your blood! WAAAHt is a man but a miserable pile of secrets? Come find me in TWAAAHnsylvania! Don't put a stake in my HWAAAHrt! Okay sorry, that one was reaching.

You set the loaf on the fridge, thinking the bag would keep it fresh, but don't turn your back on it, or you may find a waking nightmare awaits you! Beware!

I said WAP WAP WAP will you be my Valentine? Celebrate Valentines Day with this trendy, WAP parody, Candy Hearts, Valentines day Blanket / Home Decor!

Goth Usagi. Fighting evil by moonlight, being goth af by daylight. Show your love for 90's anime and goth fashion with this design.

Show off your love of catching butterflies, beetles and all sorts of critters with this, "Bug Catcher's Club" gamer, Animal Crossing inspired design. Perfect for loving bugs, nature, gamers, nerds, and members of the bug club!

Devonian era runs on Dunkle, Dunkleosteus Donuts. This Dunkin' donuts Dunkleosteus parody is perfect for fans of paleontology and fossils!

Ah yes. The zodiac sign constellations. Can you name all of them? We have Horny On Main, Absolute Unit, Double Lad, 69 420, ScreamCat, Weigh Good, Horse Daddy, Spicy Shrimp, Get Bread, Pour-1-Out, Wet Boy, and Goat Freak! Show all of your astrology friends how knowledgeable you are with this ironic design!

Get ready to make shark week every week with this , "Jaw Ready For This?" 90s jam parody design! Perfect for song parodies, shark , shark lovers, partying, animal humor, and expressing your sharkness!

He's a killer kitten, this supersonic cat is ready to rock and roll! Show off your love for Freddie and for cats, with this cute cat, Freddie, parody blanket.

Llama...just killed a man. Rock out with this rad, llama parody of Mr. Mercury in all his rock and roll coolness with this , bohemian rhapsody, llama blanket parody!