Blankets

People come and go, like tears in the rain, or a fart in the wind. But why even worry about that when when you don't even have to give a good goddamn? That's the way to be, y'all. Life for the now! When you can't even be bothered to even today, grab this ironic design like the heart-breakin', wind-breakin' badass you are.

Congratulations! You made it out of bed! Is it the greatest accomplishment? No, but it's a good thing to do. Take your time and make your day work for you even when you're low on spoons with this cute floral design!

The simple answer to your question or statement is simply, "I don't wanna." Peridot.

I'm cute and cuddly, but i will fight you. Don't mess with me! I am the embodiment of chaos!!

Adulting is hard... like eating soup with a fork hard. Sometimes we just need to give up, grab a spoon, and replace that soup with ice cream. You may be bad at adulting, but at least you're great at having fun!

Adulting is hard... like eating soup with a fork hard. Sometimes we just need to give up, grab a spoon, and replace that soup with ice cream. You may be bad at adulting, but at least you're great at having fun!

Oh magic 8-ball, should I apply for the job? ...oh. Well then. Maybe I'll try asking again tomorrow---oh wait. Man, for a cheap plastic oracle, this thing sure is depressing.

It's very convenient, but takes longer than is probably normal? At least there's a cool theme song that plays. It's a little obnoxious having to shout a catchphrase every time though.

All right, fess up and face your comeuppance. These claws must have their vengeance upon the vile fiend who woke me from my happy nap.

This thing packs a wallop! I swear, you give me trouble and I WILL hit you with 2000 psi of pure hydro power. Clean up your act or I'll clean it for you!

Is it weird that I can play a video game about cleaning things for ten hours straight but I can't be arsed to clean my room? ...Yes? Well, too bad. This virtual house ain't gonna spray itself.

Whatever it is, I'm too tired for it. Show off your sleepy, tired state of being with this "I'm Too Tired For This" blanket design perfect for any occasion!

Look, it's hard to fly all day every day, okay? Sometimes you just need to crash---preferably into a pillow. Give your flappers a rest and just snooze for a while.

Hermit tarot card for the modern age. A true new age hermit- sitting in bed with their laptop, cat and Netflix - sun in and sun out. Never bother to see the light of day with this tarot card the hermit blanket!

I tend to hedge-hog the blankets. Get your quills cozy with this cute, cuddly hedgehog design!

We're all ready to sleep forever and forget school, work and other responsibilities! This shirt is perfect for the ever lazy, forever tired nap queen (or king) in all of us! Remember to sleep through class, nap at work and never make it to plans because we fell asleep.

This abstract square pattern blanket design features a variations of patterns of squares and is perfect for people who love organic, geometric designs and is ideal for decorating your bed, couch, and home.

This abstract square pattern blanket design features a variations of patterns of squares and is perfect for people who love organic, geometric designs and is ideal for decorating your bed, couch, and home.

This abstract square pattern blanket design features a variations of patterns of squares and is perfect for people who love organic, geometric designs and is ideal for decorating your bed, couch, and home.

This abstract square pattern blanket design features a variations of patterns of squares and is perfect for people who love organic, geometric designs and is ideal for decorating your bed, couch, and home.

This abstract square pattern blanket design features a variations of patterns of squares and is perfect for people who love organic, geometric designs and is ideal for decorating your bed, couch, and home.

This abstract square pattern blanket design features a variations of patterns of squares and is perfect for people who love organic, geometric designs and is ideal for decorating your bed, couch, and home.

This abstract square pattern blanket design features a variations of patterns of squares and is perfect for people who love organic, geometric designs and is ideal for decorating your bed, couch, and home.

This abstract square pattern blanket design features a variations of patterns of squares and is perfect for people who love organic, geometric designs and is ideal for decorating your bed, couch, and home.

This abstract arrow blanket design features a simple arrow pattern and is perfect for people who love organic, geometric designs and is ideal for decorating your bed, couch, and home.

This abstract arrow blanket design features a simple arrow pattern and is perfect for people who love organic, geometric designs and is ideal for decorating your bed, couch, and home.

This cute lazy blanket features a thought bubble and "ZZZ" and is perfect for people who love sleeping in late, lazy days, napping, taking afternoon naps, chilling, lounging, watching Netflix, and taking it easy! Perfect for your home or apartment!

This blanket is perfect for the lazy bum in all of us who never feels like they get enough sleep during the day or night. After ten hours of sleep at night, you're still tired and need about four cups of coffee to last the rest of the day. We've all been there. I could always use another couple hours of sleep through out the day.

I'll stop being so lazy when being lazy stops being so awesome! Be lazy and look awesome in this cute and trendy blanket!

I'll stop being so lazy when being lazy stops being so awesome! Be lazy and look awesome in this cute and trendy blanket!