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Sometimes you have those days, where you just say...Maybe today, Satan. Show off your sassiness with the dark lord himself and this not today satan, parody coffee mug.

This bff birthday card is great for your best friend who you can call just the most horrible things with e most love like "happy birthday you whore." This birthday card is perfect for fans of sassy birthday cards, best friend card, best friends and best friend quotes.

Some days, all you want to do is pet cats and listen to metal, and this heavy metal mug is perfect for those times! This metal cat design is perfect for any metalhead who loves the thrill of a mosh pit but also enjoys petting cute and fluffy cats. Everyone needs a middle ground!

Drink coffee, hail Satan. This witch will take her coffee black, to match her soul and wardrobe. Maybe I'll make a Faustian pact to never ever run out of coffee, dunno if that's really worth my soul...who am I kidding, coffee is great, yes it is.

The best things in life are free, and orgasms are one of lives greatest simple pleasures. Celebrate your favorite lover with this cheeky thanks for the orgasm design, because they are sacred.

Give me your cream daddy... pour that sweet, delicious goodness all in me. Yeah give me that hazelNUT.

We all have those days when we're so overwhelmed and overstimulated with tasks. Sometimes we feel like we're going to lose our shit and go crazy. This design is made for people like you!

Hoi! Am flerminger! I eat shirmp, make fether pink. Stand on one leggie, look pretty!!

No amount of Tums will quell the burning in my chest for you, my love! At least the warmth in my chest is a good one, unlike after I eat spicy chili.

Protect the supernatural wildlife with this retro embroidery patch inspired Mothman design, perfect for spooking yourself out as you read too deeply into shadows moving in the dark, and howls in the night.

Pound My Cake Daddy! This Pound Cake is ready to get creamed! Totally not inappropriate whatsoever...

This is exactly how the lyrics go. This is exactly what the content is in that song. It's about West Virginia country toads guiding you home. I am not wrong on this.

Caw! This adorable murder of crows is here to add a little terror and a little cuteness to your day. Great for crow lovers!

These butt mushrooms are slowly taking over the forests! Bringing giggles to everyone with this hilarious pattern. The Edible ones bring a new meaning to "eating ass".

I can show you some trash. Rotting, stinking and putrid. Tell me trash cat, when did you last let your heart decide? I can open your eyes, take you dumpster by dumpster. Over sideways and under on a filthy carpet ride. A WHOLE TRASH WORLD!!!! DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES!

I can show you some trash. Rotting, stinking and putrid. Tell me trash cat, when did you last let your heart decide? I can open your eyes, take you dumpster by dumpster. Over sideways and under on a filthy carpet ride. A WHOLE TRASH WORLD!!!! DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES!

The emo never died, just my hopes and dreams. Show off your emotional side with this "Still Emo" design. Perfect for loving emo music, pop k rival and being in your feelings.

Show off your love of margaritas and being unironically trashy with this, "Let's Get Trashed" raccoon design with an illustration of a raccoon double fisting two different flavors of margarita!

Wow, what strange cats, but still lovable all the same! These fluffy critters are full of energy... well, when they aren't sleeping, anyway. Great for totoro and ghibli lovers!

Show off your independence and rebelliousness with this sassy, cat lover's, careless feline inspired coffee mug! Go ahead and channel your inner cat, knock over some glasses, and do what you want!

Looking for a new french toile pattern mug? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

A gelatinous cube is a fictional monster from the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy role-playing game. It is described as a ten-foot cube of transparent gelatinous ooze, which is perfect lube if you ask me... This suggestive jell-o wants your entire campaign inside her - she went from neutral to horny real quick.

I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.

Get that Benadryl ready - cuz it's allergies season, bestie! Show off your antihistamine aesthetic with this , springtime, allergies season design! Perfect for being sneezy, itchy, and drowsy.

I Won't Hesitate Bitch. I may be cute, but I'll fillet you like a fish, whatever, if you so much as TOUCH ME.

It would make me the happiest mothman in the world if you were to commit atrocities with me, valentine! I don't think I could continue to commit crimes against humanity without you.

Plant some seeds to grow some kindness with this, positive plant design featuring the text "Grow Kindness" with some potted plant s. Perfect for being kind and loving plants.

Protect the supernatural wildlife with this retro embroidery patch inspired Mothman design, perfect for spooking yourself out as you read too deeply into shadows moving in the dark, and howls in the night.

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

This mermaid design is great for those that appreciate art nouveau and american traditional tattoos, because this feminist mermaid warns, all men beware! This feminist shirt is perfect for fans of feminist , feminist quotes and feminist art.