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Hey are you a croissant? Because you kinda lookin' like a crusty ass bitch. Just kidding! Get this design to roast your close friends and family. Share a few giggles with one another.

Just giving y'all a warning when someone you know gets a little moody. It's an indicated sign to give them some foody to make them happy.

There's no time for jokes, someone get this cat food right meow!

After a long day you take your shoes off only to find your toe peaking through your ripped sock saying bonjour. Then you think to yourself, "it's time to buy new socks." Therefore, this design is calling to tend your needs.

You ever have those moments where your bones just wanna impersonate rice crispies? Because same.

If you're a victim of debt, then sorry to break it to ya, you actually belong to Mr. Tom nook.

There's just not a single thought behind all them floofs. But honestly who cares as long as you're adorable as heck!

My fellow lactose intolerants, there's no secret that we all have a forbidden affair towards certain foods that contain dairy. Even though this love is looked down upon, I bet some times it's something that's worth shitting for.

Just simply doing the public a service by posting this warning sign right here. Just giving y'all a heads up. Adulting may vary from each individual. You have been warned.

A social society dedicated to all shy folks. If you happen to be a member of this organization don't forget to get a shirt of your own!

A social society dedicated to all shy folks. If you happen to be a member of this organization don't forget to get a shirt of your own!

Today? No, not today. Probably not even yesterday or tomorrow. If this toad is your spirit animal that captures your laziness, it's your calling to get this design and embrace your true nature.

Big thoughts---a lot of thoughts; head never empty. This retro design is dedicated to all the over thinkers out there. This one's for you.

Someone help explain to this onion why no one laughs or smile when they're around it. Instead, usually tears come when people are usually in its presence.

If we're being honest here, the real expense of everything is simply existing.

If we're being honest here, the real expense of everything is simply existing.

Life is hard, adulting is hard, and all we can do to conquer that is to try. Enjoy this Hello I'm... name tag design and let people know that you're trying!

Everybody around you be saying what their role is. But you? Nah, you're just at your F***ing limit.

Everybody around you be saying what their role is. But you? Nah, you're just at your F***ing limit.

Oh no... fellow cat parents... if you know, you know. Once that tree or any Christmas decoration is up, be wary of your felines. They show no mercy.

Literally, this would be the best Christmas gift in the entire lifetime. Cop this design if you also agree and maybe throw some hints to people having a hard time picking out a Christmas gift for ya!

Which is worse: drama llama or petty llama? Or would this be considered as passive aggressive llama?

Need a disclaimer with your awkward self? Worry not this design got you covered!

Forget hiding your farts, just admit it and get it over with. Chances are you ain't slick anyways.

Life at it's finest. The cause of hella caffeine intake as well as the never ending battle of procrastination. Together, they're a match made in hell!

Congratulations! You've been sitting/lying down at the same spot for 14 hours straight! You have now been unlocked a new achievement: laziness!!

You've all heard of food poisoning before but did you ever hear of mood poisoning? It's a real thing and you'd be surprised by the amount of people who gets it!

With this teaching life, there's no time to get hungover over alcohol---gotta stay awake to grade all these papers! Instead, get hungover over grading.

For those of you that are teachers---if you know, you know. Just one of those days where you're just having a day from teaching the little ones.

Never doubt yourself and think that there's no one out there to believe in you. Even unicorns are believed to exist. Keep your head up and move forward!