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I'm not kidding! I'm a mermaid. Take me to the beach sometime, and you'll see how magical I am. Let's go swim!
Honestly though, who cares about any of this? Cool, disaffected apathy is in right now, so stay above it while you're young.
How many times to I have to tell you? I can't even begin to gather the energy to care. Seriously.