You can't fix a neutered dog, you can't fix a garage door, and, look here, you can't fix stupid! That's a fact jack!
You might be a low tech man livin' in a high tech world, but nothin' makes you happy happy happy like killin' stuff, being thank...
A pun that might make too much sense.
It's on like Bing Bong, Jack! Spread Si's wisdom with this quotable tee.