Born naked and proud of it!
Yeah, I'm only wearing pants because society says I have to. If I was in charge we would be a no pants society. Who wants to go ...
Everybody Hates wearing pants, and even though you hate them, there are those rare occasions that pants are appropriate. But in ...
Take those pants off and be free in this shirt. Pants kill the vibe.
Do the no pants dance and have a great time. Pants are a nuisance. Be free.
The best way to party is by taking your clothes off. Wear this shirt to the next rager and see if anybody's into it.