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Patterns Socks

Browse our collection of 718 Patterns Socks . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

Patterns Food Anime Halloween Nsfw Cats Animals Fall Christmas Nerds Nostalgia Penis Witches Flowers Art Retro Funny Gay Pride 90s Lgbt+

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Sock

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Sock

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

Princess Penis Pattern Sock

Princess Penis Pattern Sock

Princesses can have penises, too! Destroy gender norms and put your tiara on with pride.

Cheese Pattern Sock

Cheese Pattern Sock

Show your love of cheese and while lookin like a charCUTErie board with this cute cheesy pattern!

Kawaii Penises Pattern Sock

Kawaii Penises Pattern Sock

Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!

Awesome Opossum Pattern Sock

Awesome Opossum Pattern Sock

Show off your cute, creepy, and cool side with this Awesome Opossum Pattern design with illustrations of opossums wearing sunglasses! Perfect for animal , opossum humor, and being awesome.

Pastel Goth Trash Animals Pattern Sock

Pastel Goth Trash Animals Pattern Sock

Oh my goth, I'm trash! Check out these infamous nocturnal trash animals like the raccoon, opossum, fly, and rat, all with a pastel goth twist!

Phallic Breakfast Pattern Sock

Phallic Breakfast Pattern Sock

How would you like a side of phallic French toast with those penis pancakes? If breakfast is your fave meal of the day, along with some other things ;), then check out this naughty pattern!

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Sock

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Sock

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

Cute Macarons Pattern Sock

Cute Macarons Pattern Sock

Macaron lovers unite with this adorable pattern! Macarons are, without a doubt, among one of the cutest foods out there.

Watercolor Bubble Pattern Sock

Watercolor Bubble Pattern Sock

Be careful not to pop them! This prismatic rainbow pattern of bubbles is sure to blow the audience away!

Subtle Bubble Pattern Sock

Subtle Bubble Pattern Sock

Do you need something to add to your underwater theme? Maybe you just really like bubbles? Or perhaps, you're a mermaid! Whatever the reason, this bubble pattern design is perfect for you!

Chakra And Lotus Leaf Pattern Sock

Chakra And Lotus Leaf Pattern Sock

Namaste, my friends! stay calm, cool, healthy, and fit with this relaxing pattern! Great for the Yoga obsessed.

Retro Groovy Mushroom Pattern Sock

Retro Groovy Mushroom Pattern Sock

Feel all those 70's funky flower power vibes with this retro inspired mushroom pattern! Get your groove on and get gardening.

Raccoon Skull Pattern Sock

Raccoon Skull Pattern Sock

Show off your trashy but spooky side with this raccoon skull pattern design! Perfect for raccoon lovers, halloween, and animal skull patterns.

Banana penis pattern Sock

Banana penis pattern Sock

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Wizard Penis Pattern Sock

Wizard Penis Pattern Sock

A candle, crystal, wand, and potion bottle all have a particularly phallic shape in this pattern. Wizarding essentials at first glance, and then as you look, the penises just keep coming!

Unicorn Penis Pattern Sock

Unicorn Penis Pattern Sock

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Pastel Goth Witch Pattern Sock

Pastel Goth Witch Pattern Sock

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble. Check out this pastel goth witch pattern, filled with cotton candy colored witchy items. Perfect for you local witch who loves the pastel goth aesthetic.

Hippie Pride Flower Pattern Sock

Hippie Pride Flower Pattern Sock

Get groovy and get gay with this fun floral, totally retro and hippie-approved design, and show off your LGBTQ+ pride with this funky pattern!

Cartoon Pride Cats Pattern Sock

Cartoon Pride Cats Pattern Sock

Check out these cute lil cartoonish cats! Each one has got a different LGBTQ+ Pride color pattern! Perfect for cuddly cat lovers and LGBTQ+ members!

Pastel Rainbow Mushrooms Pattern Sock

Pastel Rainbow Mushrooms Pattern Sock

Check out these pastel rainbow psychedelic spores! This trippy hippie mushroom pattern will take you straight to Wonderland!

Butterfly Vagina Pattern Sock

Butterfly Vagina Pattern Sock

Looking for a new french toile pattern for your feet? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle butterfly vagina pattern design is for you!

Butterfly Vagina Pattern Sock

Butterfly Vagina Pattern Sock

Looking for a new french toile pattern for your feet? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle butterfly vagina pattern design is for you!

Pastel Goth Eyes Pattern Sock

Pastel Goth Eyes Pattern Sock

Oh my goth! Rock this kawaii yet metal design and channel your inner pastel goth with this edgy yet cute pastel pattern! Featuring some cute anime moe eyes, some crystals, bats, skulls - perfect for the bad bitches and the emo bitches alike!

Valentine's Day Mushrooms Pattern Sock

Valentine's Day Mushrooms Pattern Sock

Valentine's Day, also called Saint Valentine's Day or the Feast of Saint Valentine, is celebrated annually on February 14th. Are mushrooms your Valentine's this year? This pattern is filled with pinks and reds typical for Valentine's Day, and heart-shaped mushrooms surrounded by more hearts and swirls, I love it so mush!

Sushi Cats Pattern Sock

Sushi Cats Pattern Sock

Sushi, sashimi, soy sauce, roe, just all the essentials! But make it - mew mewshi! Show off your love for sushi and cats with this kawaii inspired designed.

Cute Crow Pattern Sock

Cute Crow Pattern Sock

Caw! This adorable murder of crows is here to add a little terror and a little cuteness to your day. Great for crow lovers!

FLCL Anime Pattern Sock

FLCL Anime Pattern Sock

Fooly Cooly themed anime pattern socks Relive parts of your childhood with this nostalgic or newly discovered cartoon design!

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Sock

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Sock

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your socks? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Rainbow Crystal Pattern Sock

Rainbow Crystal Pattern Sock

Show off your crystal pride with this cute, rainbow crystals pattern! Featuring various cuts of healing crystals in rainbow gradients, perfect for queer witches and healers.

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