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Sexy Blankets

Browse our collection of 21 Sexy Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Kinbaku Shibari Blanket

Kinbaku Shibari Blanket

Get sexy with your pillow talk with this sexy blanket with kinbaku rope for your inner shibari bondage needs!

Moth Daddy Blanket

Moth Daddy Blanket

The only man for me is mothman! The daddy of danger, plague of the night skies, and thief of my heart.

Lumbersexual Pride Blanket

Lumbersexual Pride Blanket

Lumbersexual pride! Be proud of your love of bearded, rugged, lumberjack manly men with this LGBT parody inspired, camping lover's, outdoorsy, nature enthusiast's, sexy man blanket! Be proud of your Lumbersexuality!

Seduce You With Weirdness Blanket

Seduce You With Weirdness Blanket

Allow me to seduce you with weirdness. I have some very strange and complex interests, obsessions and fantasies so I hope you're ready for a bit of a sexy challenge. This could get awkward, I am not what you would call a normal human being.

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Blanket

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Blanket

Show that you've phallic fallen in love with these sexy, sensual, penis and vulva Valentines! These erogenous Candy Parts are perfect for your lovers this loving season or special occasion.

Knotty Sailors Blanket

Knotty Sailors Blanket

These sexy sailor studs are out at sea being very knotty! If you have an affinity for sailors, tying knots and all things nautical, then this sexy, sea worthy, sailor blanket is perfect to decorate your nautical lifestyle and home!

Let's Get Naked Blanket

Let's Get Naked Blanket

Sometimes words can just take way too long to get the message across. A simple phrase like 'let's get naked' may be all the flirt you need to let the person you're eyeballing to take off those clothes and have some sexy times! So avoid all the banter and get naked with this let's get naked design!

Momma Shark's Boy Toy Doo Doo Blanket

Momma Shark's Boy Toy Doo Doo Blanket

Huff. Momma shark's gonna need a minute. Uh, doo doo, etc. Maybe leave this fella out of the song.

Sun's Out Guns Out Blanket

Sun's Out Guns Out Blanket

The sun's out so it's time to get those guns out! Show off your sexy swole under the sun with this design!

Lips Pattern Blanket

Lips Pattern Blanket

Get your sassy side out with this sexy and flirty lips pattern! Whether you love drag queens or makeup or just being a badass bitch, this is the perfect Adore Delano inspired design for you!

Dark Side Daddy Blanket

Dark Side Daddy Blanket

Out of This World Booty Blanket

Out of This World Booty Blanket

Out of this world booty! This alien has definitely got a galactic sized backside, and ain't afraid to twerk it! This sexy celestial design is perfect for alien gurus and big booty lovers!

The Hung Man Tarot Blanket

The Hung Man Tarot Blanket

Um... I think there has been a miscommunication in the design department. I mean technically he is "hanging", but... what even would this card mean? "Getting some is in your future"? Sure, if you're packing like this guy.

Santa Daddies Pattern Blanket

Santa Daddies Pattern Blanket

Santa Daddy hurry down the chimney tonight! Show off your love for sexy Santas and daddies with this cute and cheeky, Santa daddy blanket, home decor!

My Sexuality Is Lumberjacks Blanket

My Sexuality Is Lumberjacks Blanket

Do you identify as lumbersexual? Or perhaps fancy a bearded man in plaid? If you can't get enough of those manly, wood chopping lumberjacks this lumberjack blanket is perfect for you! Curl up with your favorite burly bearded lumberjack and enjoy this cozy blanket.

Only Get Sensual If It's Consensual Blanket

Only Get Sensual If It's Consensual Blanket

In order to be intimate you gotta make sure they're into it- don't get sensual if it ain't consensual! Spread the word- Consent is Mandatory, with this banner surrounded by cute bees and flowers! Perfect for a feminist, social justice warrior, or any other equal rights activist who values mutual understanding, respect and self control.

Nautical Tattoo Mermaid Blanket

Nautical Tattoo Mermaid Blanket

Get Naughty with this sexy sea siren in her sultry pose with her vintage, ocean and sailor inspired tattoos. This Illustrative blanket design features a sassy mermaid wearing a gorgeous flower crown and other elements of the ocean decorate the design accompanied by more pretty florals and sea shells! Release your inner sassy sea diva and act like the k pastel mermaid you truly are!

Selfie Game Too Strong Blanket

Selfie Game Too Strong Blanket

This design features a camera icon and the words "#selfie game too strong" and is perfect for all you cool narcissistic divas out there who love nothing better than a good selfie! Ideal for people with iPhones, smartphones, Instagram, and who love to take pictures of themselves at the beach, concerts, partying with friends, or just relaxing at home looking all sexy and stuff.

Statue of Liberty Mermaid Blanket

Statue of Liberty Mermaid Blanket

'Merica, sounds like a place where mermaids live! What's more american than a sexy sea siren? Pay homage to your love of mermaids and our great nation with this patriotic and statuesque, mermaid blanket of Lady Liberty!

Planke-kun Anime Plank Blanket

Planke-kun Anime Plank Blanket

Ed, Edd n Eddy's favorite wooden companion, Jonny 2x4's "imaginary friend," becomes an anime character in this 90's inspired design. Sexy Planke-kun is on the way to steal your waifu!

The Heckboy Tarot Card Blanket

The Heckboy Tarot Card Blanket

A yes, The Heck Boy- a card that denotes v spicy hecky stuff like parties and debauchery and mischief, sexy things, addiction, etc. Drawing this card can mean all sorts of fricky frack. Get your next tarot reading done with this Major Arcana Devil card depicting the worlds spiciest heck boy!

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