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Sex Blankets

Browse our collection of 16 Sex Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Don't Have Sex Blanket Blanket

Don't Have Sex Blanket Blanket

Take some advice from Coach Carr and your friends about the dangers of getting it on with this hilarious Don't Have Sex design.

Cute Sex Toy Pattern Blanket

Cute Sex Toy Pattern Blanket

Aw what a cute little dildo! Okay, so this pattern might not be totally safe for work (or the faint of heart) but dammit they are cute! Show off your wild side, as well as your sense of humor, with these cute sex toy pillow! Now throw this cute thing on your couch and just wait for all the compliments to fly!

Yeah I Like To Hoe Around Blanket

Yeah I Like To Hoe Around Blanket

Haha yeah I like to hoe around ;) Get all your gardening done with this cheeky design perfect for friends of plants.

Good Vibrations Love Toy Pattern Blanket

Good Vibrations Love Toy Pattern Blanket

Bzzzzzzzz! Stay strapped with good vibes and self love! There's nothing wrong with a little battery operated assistance. Get down this Valentines Day or anytime of the year!

Slut Pride - Pug Blanket

Slut Pride - Pug Blanket

This bitch is a proud slut. Slut pride is the liberation and empowerment of sex positive people. Like you, this blanket is both comfortable and classy.

Freya: Lol Later Haters Gonna Hit The Club Blanket

Freya: Lol Later Haters Gonna Hit The Club Blanket

This Freya goddess blanket is perfect for when you wanna hit the club and look like a Norse mythology nerd and feminist at the same time. Featuring an illustration of the Norse goddess Freya and her cat chariot, with the quote "Lol Later Haters Gonna Hit The Club" and the caption Freya: Our Goddess of Love, Sex, Death and Cats. This feminist blanket is perfects for fans of cats, goddess, cat lovers, partying, the club, feminism, sex and mythology.

Anime In The Streets Hentai In The Sheets Blanket

Anime In The Streets Hentai In The Sheets Blanket

Got mad skills in the art of tentacle seduction? Show your love of anime as well as your sexual prowess with this design that features the phrase "Anime In The Streets Hentai In The Sheets.

She Wants The D Blanket

She Wants The D Blanket

If she can read music, she wants the D. Not sure who she is? We aren't either. Show off your nerdy band geek, music knowledge with this internet parody!

Fill Me Daddy (Donut) Blanket

Fill Me Daddy (Donut) Blanket

Get some laughs and some concerned looks with this perfectly wholesome and not suggestive at ALL donut being filled with cream from a piping bag!

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Blanket

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Blanket

Show that you've phallic fallen in love with these sexy, sensual, penis and vulva Valentines! These erogenous Candy Parts are perfect for your lovers this loving season or special occasion.

Glorious Feminist Blanket

Glorious Feminist Blanket

Gloria Steinem was a pioneer in the women's rights movement during the 70's! She proved that a woman needs a man just as much as a fish needs a bicycle! Fight for equality of the sexes and get your groove on with this cool and retro, feminist shirt!

NSFW Makeup Pattern Blanket

NSFW Makeup Pattern Blanket

This seemingly innocent subtle makeup pattern looks fine at first glance, get a closer look, and you can spot all the "lipdicks,""chapsdicks,"penis-tipped mascara, lip gloss, rather vaginal looking lip balms, genitalia blushes, and a pudenda puddle of foundation! Fun for sex-positive makeup lovers or those who got the glam and the sexual humor to match!

My Sexuality is None of Your Business Blanket

My Sexuality is None of Your Business Blanket

Help stop slut shaming and raise awareness through feminism in this inspirational floral blanket featuring the phrase "My sexuality is none of your business". This design is perfect for people who go to rallies, protests, slutwalk, want to smash the patriarchy, promote social justice, and are comfortable with their sexuality and their sex life.

Only Get Sensual If It's Consensual Blanket

Only Get Sensual If It's Consensual Blanket

In order to be intimate you gotta make sure they're into it- don't get sensual if it ain't consensual! Spread the word- Consent is Mandatory, with this banner surrounded by cute bees and flowers! Perfect for a feminist, social justice warrior, or any other equal rights activist who values mutual understanding, respect and self control.

Let's Get Naked Blanket

Let's Get Naked Blanket

Sometimes words can just take way too long to get the message across. A simple phrase like 'let's get naked' may be all the flirt you need to let the person you're eyeballing to take off those clothes and have some sexy times! So avoid all the banter and get naked with this let's get naked design!

Stop Talking Blanket

Stop Talking Blanket

Embrace the savage spirit of the upset kitty and insist that those annoying souls that surround you stop talking! Purrrrfect for sassy cat-lovers! Embrace the savage spirit of the upset kitty and insist that those annoying souls that surround you stop talking! Purrrrfect for sassy cat-lovers! Ideal for making sure people know that you are no one to be trifled with! Silence is golden, and so are cats!

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