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Sassy Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 408 Sassy Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Trashy and Sassy Greeting Card

Trashy and Sassy Greeting Card

Just because you indulge in garbage doesn't mean you can't be glamorous. Inspired by photos of opossums wearing pink hair bows, this adorable card is perfect for any fans of the strange marsupial!

Sassy Since Birth Greeting Card

Sassy Since Birth Greeting Card

Sassy since birth! Show that you came out of the womb with attitude! The cute sassy design is a perfect baby shower gift for soon to be moms.

Sassy Southern Mama Greeting Card

Sassy Southern Mama Greeting Card

This mama is full of sass and from the South! Show your sassy, southern mama how much you love her and all her sassy, southern ways with this sassy, Mother's day greeting card! Perfect for any southern mom on Mother's Day!

Current Mood Sassy Bernie Sanders Greeting Card

Current Mood Sassy Bernie Sanders Greeting Card

Show off your current mood with this sassy, cozy, Bernie Sanders shirt! Bernie is always a mood why not show it off with this and sassy greeting card of Bernie sitting at the 46th US presidential Inauguration!

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Are you just want everyone to STFU about Valentine's Day? Show off your sarcastic, snarky, and single self! These are the only candy grams I'll tolerate!

Happy Birthday You Whore Greeting Card

Happy Birthday You Whore Greeting Card

This bff birthday card is great for your best friend who you can call just the most horrible things with e most love like "happy birthday you whore." This birthday card is perfect for fans of sassy birthday cards, best friend card, best friends and best friend quotes.

Behold The Field Of F**ks I Give Greeting Card

Behold The Field Of F**ks I Give Greeting Card

Show everyone that you just don't care with this, "Behold The Field Of F**ks I Give and See That It Is Barren" sassy humor design! Perfect for not giving a crap, being sassy, and sarcastic!

Feral Girl Summer Cat Greeting Card

Feral Girl Summer Cat Greeting Card

Ditch purrrrfectionism and live your best feral girl life with this, Feral Girl Summer cat design featuring a sassy black cat! Get weird and do what you want.

Y'all Need Satan Greeting Card

Y'all Need Satan Greeting Card

Throw some shade with this parody design of "y'all need jesus" for those who think maybe the world needs a lil more of that spicy heckboy in it.

F*** Around And Find Trout Greeting Card

F*** Around And Find Trout Greeting Card

If you're goin fish might as well F*** around and find trout. Emit a powerful aura as you go fishing with this sassy trout .

When You're Dead Inside But It's Christmas Greeting Card

When You're Dead Inside But It's Christmas Greeting Card

Try your hardest to celebrate the holidays this , skeleton christmas design featuring the text "When You're Dead Inside But It's Christmas" with a skeleton wearing Christmas lights and a santa hat! Perfect for when you're dead inside, Christmas humor, holiday , and a sassy Christmas!

I Believe In You Bigfoot Greeting Card

I Believe In You Bigfoot Greeting Card

Let your best friend know how much you truly care about them with this and sassy, Sasquatch/Bigfoot inspired, mythical creature greeting card! Let your buddy know that you totally believe in them!

How Are We Supposed To Live, Laugh, Love In These Conditions? Greeting Card

How Are We Supposed To Live, Laugh, Love In These Conditions? Greeting Card

With the costs of living and countless existential threats - life is hard! How are we supposed to live, laugh, love in these conditions??? Show off your sassy, ironic, apocalypse humor with this live, laugh, love parody design.

Feral Girl Summer Opossum Greeting Card

Feral Girl Summer Opossum Greeting Card

Watch out, she a feral girl! Show off your feral girl fearlessness with this , "Feral Girl Summer" screaming opossum design. Perfect for embracing your imperfections and doing whatever tf you want!

Froget About It Frog Mafia Parody Greeting Card

Froget About It Frog Mafia Parody Greeting Card

Listen to the Godfrog and froget about it, or else.

Shit's F***ed Sinking Ship Greeting Card

Shit's F***ed Sinking Ship Greeting Card

Shit's F***ed. Everybody knows: Shit's F***ed. Show that things have never been worse with this sinking ship design.

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star Who the F*** Do You Think You Are? Greeting Card

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star Who the F*** Do You Think You Are? Greeting Card

Twinkle twinkle little star, who the F*** do you think you are? Show your love of four letter words and lullabies with this twinkle twinkle little star inspired parody.

Merry F***ing Christmas Greeting Card

Merry F***ing Christmas Greeting Card

Merry F***ing Christmas. It's the F***ing holidays again. Show you're sarcastic Christmas cheer with this sassy, foul mouth, design.

Cash Me Outside Jesus Greeting Card

Cash Me Outside Jesus Greeting Card

Give thanks for Christ has risen! Show thanks to your Lord and savior with this , sassy design featuring an illustration of Jesus emerging from his tomb and the phrase "Cash Me Outside, Howbow Dah?!?

Rose Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Don't Come For Me I Will Dog Walk You Greeting Card

Rose Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Don't Come For Me I Will Dog Walk You Greeting Card

Ah, poetry <3 show off you sweet sassiness with this Cardi B inspired, "Rose Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Don't Come For Me I Will Dog Walk You" petty poem! Perfect for being sassy and keeping the haters away!

Blow Me Dandelion Greeting Card

Blow Me Dandelion Greeting Card

I'm done dealing with you so bye! Be left alone with this "Blow Me" dandelion design. Perfect for feeling sassy, avoiding people, being petty, saying leave me alone, or a gift for your ex!

Thanks I Guess (Sloth) Greeting Card

Thanks I Guess (Sloth) Greeting Card

This thank you card design features the text "Thanks I Guess" with an illustration of a sassy sloth. Perfect for a thank you card, thank you note, thank you gifts, cards, cards for friends, sassy gifts, sassy cards, and sassy greeting cards!

Succ On This Greeting Card

Succ On This Greeting Card

Succ On This! This sassy succulent has had enough of your attitude!

Nama-Slay Greeting Card

Nama-Slay Greeting Card

Time to nama-slay this yoga routine! Motivate your favorite yogi with this sassy card!

Don't Tell Me To Smile Smiley Face Greeting Card

Don't Tell Me To Smile Smiley Face Greeting Card

This smiley doesn't wanna smile. Proudly keep that frown upside down with this , "Don't Tell Me To Smile" sassy smiley face design!

Please Leave Me A-Gnome Greeting Card

Please Leave Me A-Gnome Greeting Card

Please leave me a-gnome! Be sassy as your please with this cute gnome , gardening, gnome design.

Disapproving Ghost Greeting Card

Disapproving Ghost Greeting Card

Spooky and sassy, this ghost does not approve. Boo all the haters with this , BoOoOo ghost design with a sassy ghost giving two thumbs down!

Don't Bug Me Praying Mantis Greeting Card

Don't Bug Me Praying Mantis Greeting Card

Give some peace to this praying mantis with this sassy, "Don't Bug Me" bug design. Perfect for saying leave me alone, being a sassy insect, and warding off predators.

Omg I Litterally Cat Even Greeting Card

Omg I Litterally Cat Even Greeting Card

Omg I literally cat even right now! Show off your sassy side with this , cat , sassy cat greeting card!

You Want A Piece Of Me? Greeting Card

You Want A Piece Of Me? Greeting Card

Show off your sassy side this Thanksgiving with this sassy pumpkin pie design featuring the , "You Want A Piece Of Me?" for your Thanksgiving humor! Perfect for loving pumpkin pie, Thanksgiving dinner, food , and holiday humor!

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