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Sarcastic Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 80 Sarcastic Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Sorry I am Fresh Out of Advice Sarcastic Greeting Card

Sorry I am Fresh Out of Advice Sarcastic Greeting Card

Sorry I am fresh out of advice but perhaps I could interest you in a sarcastic comment? Show you are one sarcastic asshole with no time for other people's problems with this design.

Sorry I am Fresh Out of Advice Sarcastic Greeting Card

Sorry I am Fresh Out of Advice Sarcastic Greeting Card

Sorry I am fresh out of advice but perhaps I could interest you in a sarcastic comment? Show you are one sarcastic asshole with no time for other people's problems with this design.

You're Doing Amazing Sweetie Sarcastic Nancy Pelosi Parody Greeting Card

You're Doing Amazing Sweetie Sarcastic Nancy Pelosi Parody Greeting Card

"Claps in Nancy Pelosi". Clap like the sassy, speaker of the house and be as sassy as you please as you patronize 45 with this funny, sarcastic, clapping, badass Nancy Pelosi greeting card.

I Can Bearly Contain Myself - Happy Birthday Greeting Card

I Can Bearly Contain Myself - Happy Birthday Greeting Card

Show off your lack of excitement and sass with this confession bear meme, happy birthday design featuring the text "I Can Bearly Contain Myself - Happy B-Day" with an illustration of a sad, sassy bear! Perfect for a bear lover, feeling sassy, sarcastic, animal puns, bear puns, bear quotes, meme lover, and bear birthday!

Happy Birthday Taco Slut Greeting Card

Happy Birthday Taco Slut Greeting Card

This funny taco card is a great birthday card for you best friend, like "happy birthday taco slut!" This funny birthday card is perfect for fans of sassy cards, sarcastic cards, best friend cards and birthday cards.

Behold The Field Of F**ks I Give Greeting Card

Behold The Field Of F**ks I Give Greeting Card

Show everyone that you just don't care with this, "Behold The Field Of F**ks I Give and See That It Is Barren" sassy humor design! Perfect for not giving a crap, being sassy, and sarcastic!

Floral F*** Off Greeting Card

Floral F*** Off Greeting Card

This floral feminist shirt is perfect for all antisocial people who are sick of the patriarchy and of 2016 in general, so just, F*** off, but nicely, like a cute floral design. This sarcastic shirt is great for fans of feminist apparel, feminist qutoes and sassy quotes.

All My Friends are Godless Heathens and Here I am Trying to Do the Lord's Work Greeting Card

All My Friends are Godless Heathens and Here I am Trying to Do the Lord's Work Greeting Card

All my friends are Godless Heathens and here I am trying to do the Lord's work. Sarcastically show how incorruptible you are with this funny friendship themed design.

All My Friends are Freaks and Here I am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All My Friends are Freaks and Here I am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All my friends are freaks and here I am a sweet angel from above. Sarcastically show how incorruptible you are with this funny friendship themed design.

All My Coworkers Are Freaks And Here I Am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All My Coworkers Are Freaks And Here I Am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All my coworkers are freaks and here I am a sweet angel from above. Sarcastically show how incorruptible you are with this funny work themed design.

I'm Not Passive Aggressive Greeting Card

I'm Not Passive Aggressive Greeting Card

I'm Not Passive Aggressive Unlike *Some* People. Show they you are as petty as you are un-selfaware with this funny sarcastic design.

I'm Not Passive Aggressive Greeting Card

I'm Not Passive Aggressive Greeting Card

I'm Not Passive Aggressive Unlike *Some* People. Show they you are as petty as you are un-selfaware with this funny sarcastic design.

Wow Look At You Adulting All Over The Place Greeting Card

Wow Look At You Adulting All Over The Place Greeting Card

This sassy graduation card is perfect for daughters from their funny parents "Wow look at you adulting all over the place." This sarcastic greeting card is also great for fans of funny greeting cards, funny cards, cards for sons, and best friend cards.

My Hip Hurts Greeting Card

My Hip Hurts Greeting Card

These hips don't lie, and they're in pain! End the stigma of having aches and pains with this, "My Hip Hurts" sassy, sarcastic health design in a retro aesthetic.

Doing My Little Tasks While The World Crumbles Greeting Card

Doing My Little Tasks While The World Crumbles Greeting Card

Everything is fine! I'll just smile through doing my little tasks while the world crumbles further into a capitalist hellscape!

All of My Patients are Heathens and Here I am Trying to do The Lord's Work Greeting Card

All of My Patients are Heathens and Here I am Trying to do The Lord's Work Greeting Card

All of my patients are heathen and here I am trying to do the Lords Work. Show that floor of the hospital is filled with Godless Heathens but you are a blameless angel with this funny sarcastic design.

All My Students are Heathens and Here I am a Sweet angel From Above Greeting Card

All My Students are Heathens and Here I am a Sweet angel From Above Greeting Card

All my students are heathens and here I am a sweet angel from above. Show that your class is filled with wild creatures but you are a blameless angel with this funny sarcastic design.

All My Children are Freaks and Here I Am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All My Children are Freaks and Here I Am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All my children are freaks and here I am a sweet angel from above. Show that your children are wild creatures but you are a blameless angel with this funny sarcastic design.

All of My Patients are Freaks & Here I Am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All of My Patients are Freaks & Here I Am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All of my patients are freaks and here I am a sweet angel from above. Show that floor of the hospital is filled with Godless Heathens but you are a blameless angel with this funny sarcastic design.

That's Real F--kin' Neato Cat Greeting Card

That's Real F--kin' Neato Cat Greeting Card

Behold -- the big mood whenever someone strikes up a conversation at work about their weekend when you're still trying to process everything at 6 AM. This sassy, rad cat will skateboard it way into your sarcastic heart!

Fiesta I Thought You Said Siesta Greeting Card

Fiesta I Thought You Said Siesta Greeting Card

This sassy birthday card is perfect for all those lazy friends who like to treat their best friend to some birthday sarcasm like "fiesta? I thought you said siesta." This funny best friend card is great for fans of funny birthday cards, sarcastic cards, sassy greeting cards and funny birthday jokes.

If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories Greeting Card

If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories Greeting Card

If only sarcasm burned calories. If only sassiness lead to fitness. Show you're better sarcasm than you are a cardio with this funny design.

I'll Miss You JK Bye Bitch Greeting Card

I'll Miss You JK Bye Bitch Greeting Card

I'll miss you. Jk! Bye Bitch! Tell that bitch you won't miss them at all with this sassy sarcastic design.

Fluent in Bad Puns and Sarcasm Greeting Card

Fluent in Bad Puns and Sarcasm Greeting Card

Fluent in bad puns and sarcasm. Show that you are bilingual and sassy with this funny design.

I Don't Give Up on Everything Greeting Card

I Don't Give Up on Everything Greeting Card

I don't give up on everything I sta- Whatever. Show that you are unable to finish anything you start with this funny sarcastic design.

The Queen Of Not Taking Her Own Advice Greeting Card

The Queen Of Not Taking Her Own Advice Greeting Card

Greetings fair citizens! 'Tis I, the Queen of Not Taking Her Own Advice. Show that you give good advice but you never follow it with this funny design.

Tact Is For Greeting Card

Tact Is For Greeting Card

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic. Show your love for sarcasm with this funny sassy quote.

You Bring Me Joy Sometimes I Guess I'll Keep You Greeting Card

You Bring Me Joy Sometimes I Guess I'll Keep You Greeting Card

I'm tidying up my life, but you bring me joy sometimes I guess I'll keep you. Show your loved one that they're alright, they can stay in your life, but all that tupperware has to go!

Valentine's Day Heart Meh Greeting Card

Valentine's Day Heart Meh Greeting Card

Are you sick of couples on Valentines smooching and cuddling? Are you immune to the love that is in he air? Are you just sick of everybody loving a holiday invented by greeting card companies? Than this is the design for you!

Thanks for the Orgasms Greeting Card

Thanks for the Orgasms Greeting Card

The best things in life are free, and orgasms are one of lives greatest simple pleasures. Celebrate your favorite lover with this cheeky thanks for the orgasm design, because they are sacred.

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