Patterns T-Shirts

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

What beautiful butterflies, you know, every butterfly has a unique wing pattern that's just so... phallic? Upon closer inspection, I think these butterflies have penises on them...

Slip into the minimalist simple spooky night of halloween with this cute pattern featuring tombstones, coffins, candles, skulls, ghost and other cute occult symbols!

Finally, a sweater pattern for those mothman lovers out there! Why wear any old ugly sweater when you can wear a MOTHMAN ugly sweater? Disasterous AND seasonal!

Looking for a Halloween t-shirt that's guaranteed to get a laugh? Look no further than our Halloween Peens Pattern tee! This eye-catching tee is perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of mischief with their holiday spirit. The playful design features a pattern of Halloween-themed objects that, upon closer inspection, reveal themselves to be decidedly phallic in nature. But don't worry, this shirt is all in good fun - and it's sure to get a chuckle out of your friends and family. Made from high-quality materials, our Halloween Peens Pattern tee is sure to be a favorite for years to come. Whether you're wearing it to a Halloween party or just out and about, this shirt is sure to turn heads and start conversations. So why wait? Order your Halloween Peens Pattern tee today and get ready to show off your festive and hilarious side this holiday season!

Round, chubby, adorable... yet, dangerous! Don't let those cute little faces fool you. They have sharp teeth and flame breath! But if you befriend one, you'll have yourself a living portable lighter!

A floral-esque yogi design featuring Rangoli inspiration in an intricate and also henna inspired pattern. While you are traveling or meditating may this "Rangoli Inspiration" shirt design bring you many years of inner peace and tranquilty and that you can become aware of how beautiful life is.

Introducing our Uterus Sweater Pattern tee, the perfect way to showcase your feminist pride while staying cozy and stylish. Whether you're attending a holiday party, a women's rights rally, or just lounging around at home, this tee is a must-have for any empowered woman. The bold and colorful design features a unique pattern of uteruses, fallopian tubes, and ovaries, giving a nod to the reproductive health movement. The snowflakes add a festive touch while also representing the distinctive nature of every uterus. So whether you're pro-choice or just a proud owner of a uterus, this tee is sure to make a strong statement and start conversations. It's the perfect gift for any feminist friend, sister, or mother who wants to wear her beliefs on her sleeve - or chest! So go ahead, embrace the Uterus Sweater Pattern tee and join the movement towards reproductive rights and gender equality.

They're killer sharks from outer space!! Aliens, eat your heart out... before the space sharks do! What planet will they be invading next??

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Onigiri lovers unite with this adorable pattern! These Japanese rice balls are a great treat for both the stomach and eyes! Aesthetically pleasing AND tasty!

Onigiri lovers unite with this adorable pattern! These Japanese rice balls are a great treat for both the stomach and eyes! Aesthetically pleasing AND tasty!

Fishcakes for breakfast, fishcakes for lunch, fishcakes for dinner, you can never have enough fish cakes! Narutomaki is both delicious AND adorable, so why not show your appreciation with this cute narutomaki pattern?

Fishcakes for breakfast, fishcakes for lunch, fishcakes for dinner, you can never have enough fish cakes! Narutomaki is both delicious AND adorable, so why not show your appreciation with this cute narutomaki pattern?

Do you like spiders? do you like spiderman? Well you're in for a treat! Spiderman, into the spiderverse, did a fantastic job showing off all the spideys, and even won an an award! In celebration, Here's an arachnid pattern of [mostly] real life spiders with the colors of the various spidey's from the movie!

Do you like spiders? do you like spiderman? Well you're in for a treat! Spiderman, into the spiderverse, did a fantastic job showing off all the spideys, and even won an an award! In celebration, Here's an arachnid pattern of [mostly] real life spiders with the colors of the various spidey's from the movie!

Mushroom mermaids exist, mushmaids, and they are so much fun(gi)! mushrooms.

Mushroom mermaids exist, mushmaids, and they are so much fun(gi)! mushrooms.

These colorful bubbles will bring a cheerful bounce to your day! This minimalist design is a perfect accent for anyone looking to brighten up their environment.

These colorful bubbles will bring a cheerful bounce to your day! This minimalist design is a perfect accent for anyone looking to brighten up their environment.

Get your game on with this fun baseball pattern! Nothing says "baseball fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Get your game on with this fun baseball pattern! Nothing says "baseball fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Get your game on with this fun football pattern! Nothing says "football fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Get your game on with this fun football pattern! Nothing says "football fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Get your game on with this fun baseball pattern! Nothing says "baseball fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Get your game on with this fun baseball pattern! Nothing says "baseball fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Every day is pajama day! And with this design you can take pajamas wherever you go whether you're allowed to wear them or not. Fight the fashion oppressors!

Every day is pajama day! And with this design you can take pajamas wherever you go whether you're allowed to wear them or not. Fight the fashion oppressors!

Enjoy this aztec themed American Pride shirt on the fourth of July. Show your pride!