Patterns Blankets

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Introducing the latest sensation that's causing a stir in the world of home decor - our Floral Penis Pattern blanket! This unique and quirky pattern is designed to drive your mother absolutely crazy, while adding a touch of humor and fun to your living room. Featuring intricately detailed floral prints that are carefully intertwined with subtle genitalia imagery, this blanket is perfect for anyone looking to add a bit of edginess to their decor style. Not only is it a conversation starter, but it's also made of high-quality materials that guarantee durability, comfort, and long-lasting use. Whether you're snuggled up on the couch with your significant other or hosting a social gathering with friends and family, this Floral Penis Pattern blanket is sure to become the main attraction and teasing point in your home. Don't let your sense of humor go unnoticed - grab yours today and experience the laughter and smiles it brings with it!

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Fooly Cooly themed anime pattern blanket! Relive parts of your childhood with this nostalgic or newly discovered cartoon design!

If you feel nostalgic for dino nuggets, then you're in luck with this dinosaur chicken nugget design! Talk about going full circle when going from dinosaur to chicken, to nugget, to dinosaur nugget!

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

Keep an eye out in every realm of the multiverse with this googly eye pattern design, inspired by Everything Everywhere All at Once, to keep your perspectives open!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Fooly Cooly themed anime pattern blanket! Relive parts of your childhood with this nostalgic or newly discovered cartoon design!

There's nothing like curling up all cozy and toasty in your den! Covered in dragons of all sorts, such as wyverns, Chinese lungs, and Amphitheres, this cute dragon design will warm your heart up!

They're killer sharks from outer space!! Aliens, eat your heart out... before the space sharks do! What planet will they be invading next??

Oh lawd they're comin! The fat shark's are taking over, the apex predators are here! These adorable chunky boi's and Girls are here to either claim or protect your food items.

Attention all Digidestined fans! Step into the digital world with our latest blanket product, the "Digital Monsters Pattern" featuring your favorite digi companions Agumon, Gabumon, Biyomon, Gomamon, Gatomon, Palmon, Patamon, and Tentomon. This cozy blanket is perfect for snuggling up during a Digimon marathon or showing off your inner child at your next anime convention. Don't let your love for these digital creatures stay hidden, let it shine through with this colorful and playful pattern. Let the nostalgia run wild as you reminisce about your childhood adventures battling evil Digimon with your trusted partners. This blanket is not just a piece of fabric, it's a statement that you are a true fan and a beloved Digidestined. So, what are you waiting for? Join the digital world and add the "Digital Monsters Pattern" blanket to your collection today!

Show of four love for the Halloween season and for breakfast time with the spoopiest breakfast cereals of all time! Look cute and festive as your celebrate Halloween and Breakfast time in this cute, breakfast, halloween parody, spoopy cereal pattern accordion style face mask!

Feeling nostalgic for those creepy yet cute 90's toys? Well, look no further! I personally think they're adorable, just ... don't look into their eyes for too long.

Godzilla and the gang, both friends or foes, is all here! From the King of Monsters himself, King Ghidorah, Rodan, Anguirus, to Mothra and her larva, everyone has a monster they can appreciate! This adorable design is perfect for any Godzilla or Kaiju fan!

Get abducted by your friendly space alien with this UFO themed pattern!

Get abducted by your friendly space alien with this UFO themed pattern!

Perfect cute but creepy patterned blanket featuring vintage chalk style eyes and tears.

Perfect cute but creepy patterned blanket featuring vintage chalk style eyes and tears.

Perfect cute but creepy patterned blanket featuring vintage chalk style eyes and tears.

Keep warm with this cozy gem pattern blanket and show off your love for trendy patterns in your home. Perfect for anyone who loves gems, jewels and trendy patterns. Great to go with anyones trendy style!

Are you a fan of fruits and especially strawberries? Then this cute and fun fruit patterned blanket is for you! Who doesn't love a cute berry pattern to add some color and character to their trendy home?

Show off your love for fun patterns with this cute bubble patterned blanket. Perfect for adding a pop of color to any trendy home. Great for fans who love the ocean and underwater life or even the fun childhood memories of bubbles.

Show off your trendy style in your home with this cute hipster pattern blanket. This trendy arrow pattern is a perfect gift for any hipster.

Introducing the perfect conversation starter for your home decor collection! This innovative design is sure to make anyone take a second look and spark a few laughs. What better way to add a sprinkle of humor and spice to your living space? The intricate and detailed pattern will leave you and your guests in awe. Don't be surprised if your friends start hinting for one of their own. Whether you use it as a statement piece or as a cozy addition to your bedding, this blanket is sure to bring a smile to your face every time you see it. It's time to spice up your home decor game with this one-of-a-kind, Floral Penis Pattern Blanket. Your decor game just got a major upgrade!

Hit the road with this new bike pattern! Perfect for the extremist or just the paper delivery. Bikes are great for any age- just like this bike pattern!

Hit the road with this new bike pattern! Perfect for the extremist or just the paper delivery. Bikes are great for any age- just like this bike pattern!

Pray to Hecate and get downright occult as you follow the phases of the moon with this witchcraft pattern featuring all sorts of witch supplies like crystals, skulls, mushrooms, snakes, moths, grimoires, daggers, tea, flowers, herbs, and crystal balls!

Get cozy near the campfire, give your sleeping bag an extra bit of insulation or just decorate your home with this lovely camping pattern featuring campfires, tents, walking sticks, hiking backpacks and s'mores! Perfect for the nature lover looking to add a touch of wanderlust to their home!