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Offensive Blankets

Browse our collection of 18 Offensive Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Rainbow Penis Pattern Blanket

Rainbow Penis Pattern Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Pink Blanket

Floral Penis Pattern Pink Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Blanket

Floral Penis Pattern Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Banana penis pattern Blanket

Banana penis pattern Blanket

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Keep Christ Out of Christmas Baphomet Blanket

Keep Christ Out of Christmas Baphomet Blanket

All hail lord Satan and take the holiday of Christmas to grow his dark army. For something delightfully offensive or for those who love some black metal aesthetic this holiday season, this "Keep Christ Out of Christmas shirt" is perfect for a satanic December 25th.

Venus Flytrap Vulvas Blanket

Venus Flytrap Vulvas Blanket

Don't stare or you'll get snapped by this snatch. Embrace the elegance and rage of carnivorous, Venus Flytrap Vulvas with this powerful plant design! Perfect for loving plants, hidden images, NSFW wear, and vaginas.

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Blanket

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Fruity Vaginas Pattern Blanket

Fruity Vaginas Pattern Blanket

What's that peeking out of the moist, juicy flesh of these tantalizing fruits? Talk about finger foods! Although maybe don't take this one to work. ...Maybe.

Dicktor Who Blanket

Dicktor Who Blanket

The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them wieners.

Floral Penis Pattern Orange Blanket

Floral Penis Pattern Orange Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Yellow Blanket

Floral Penis Pattern Yellow Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Blanket

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Purple Blanket

Floral Penis Pattern Purple Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Boys Are Toys Blanket Blanket

Boys Are Toys Blanket Blanket

Cute and slightly offensive is the best way to decorate your life and home. Bring home this cute rude floral patterned cursive design today!

Floral Penis Pattern Blanket Blue Blanket

Floral Penis Pattern Blanket Blue Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Dicks and Butts Ugly Sweater Pattern Blanket

Dicks and Butts Ugly Sweater Pattern Blanket

Get ready for Ugly Christmas Sweater Season with this crude and sweater blanket. This ugly sweater pattern features illustrations of erect penises and glistening asses. Shock your friends with your passion for designer blankets at your next ugly sweater party.

Floral Penis Rainbow Blanket

Floral Penis Rainbow Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Venus Flytrap Vulvas Blanket

Venus Flytrap Vulvas Blanket

Don't stare or you'll get snapped by this snatch. Embrace the elegance and rage of carnivorous, Venus Flytrap Vulvas with this powerful plant design! Perfect for loving plants, hidden images, NSFW wear, and vaginas.

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