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Nsfw Socks

Browse our collection of 244 Nsfw Socks . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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NSFW Valentine's Chocolates Pattern Sock

NSFW Valentine's Chocolates Pattern Sock

Wow, wouldn't you like to see these vaginal Valentines and dickish delights in your next heart shaped box oof chocolates? Maybe, these chocolates are a little - genital....

Weinter NSFW Parody Sock

Weinter NSFW Parody Sock

I just love the "Weinter"! Seeing all the intricate details of the falling snowflakes. Checkout these NSFW snowflakes and celebrate winter with this , nsfw winter design.

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Sock

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Sock

Show that you've phallic fallen in love with these sexy, sensual, penis and vulva Valentines! These erogenous Candy Parts are perfect for your lovers this loving season or special occasion.

NSFW Makeup Pattern Sock

NSFW Makeup Pattern Sock

This seemingly innocent subtle makeup pattern looks fine at first glance, get a closer look, and you can spot all the "lipdicks,""chapsdicks,"penis-tipped mascara, lip gloss, rather vaginal looking lip balms, genitalia blushes, and a pudenda puddle of foundation! Fun for sex-positive makeup lovers or those who got the glam and the sexual humor to match!

NSFW Penis Fall Pattern Sock

NSFW Penis Fall Pattern Sock

At first you might see some seasonal corn, gourds, caramel apples, a jug of cider, pumpkins, pumpkin donuts...typical fall essentials. But look closer, there may be a phallic shape trend there, and check out the lines on the leaf - perhaps a bit vagina-esque? Laugh at this seemingly innocent phallic fall pattern!

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Sock

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Sock

Show off your love for NSFW, Pastels and vaporwave, kawaii aesthetics with this cute and naughty, penis shaped soda bottle, nsfw design.

Potato Butts Pattern Sock

Potato Butts Pattern Sock

If a potato has a butt, does that make it a spudonkadonk? Or maybe Buttatos? These potatoes are just like their mashed variants - thicc.

Penis Plants Pattern Sock

Penis Plants Pattern Sock

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

Kawaii Penises Pattern Sock

Kawaii Penises Pattern Sock

Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Sock

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Sock

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Rope Bunny Sock

Rope Bunny Sock

Shibari? BDSM? Ropes? Handcuffs? Restraints... any of this turning you on? This cute pink "Rope Bunny" design is inspired by the sexually deviant pleasure of person who enjoys being restrained, tied up, and/or immobile during sexual intercourse; usually a submissive partner.

Unicorn Penis Pattern Sock

Unicorn Penis Pattern Sock

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Pop Art Penis Pattern Sock

Pop Art Penis Pattern Sock

This phallic pattern is sure to make a statement! Pop off with this iconic pop art inspired pattern.

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Sock

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Sock

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your socks? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Gingerbread and Candy Cane Penises Sock

Gingerbread and Candy Cane Penises Sock

Show off your love for these NSFW holiday treats with this , gingerbread and candy cane penises design!

Taco Vulvas Pattern Sock

Taco Vulvas Pattern Sock

Wow, tacos are so great, those look... are those... vaginas? Take these taco vulvas out for dinner and see if anyone can see the subtle NSFW images in the ingredients!

C*** Candy Heart Sock

C*** Candy Heart Sock

We all know and love a C*** out there, celebrate valentines with this very outrageous, tongue in cheek design!

Ugly Ahegao Christmas Sweater Sock

Ugly Ahegao Christmas Sweater Sock

Have yourself Ahegao little christmas... Wow, I know it's winter, but is it HOT in here?!

Macaron Peens Pattern Sock

Macaron Peens Pattern Sock

Check out these cute, quite possibly phallic macaron desserts surrounded by other pastel macarons, take a bite and rock this sweet and subtle NSFW pattern!

Whip Me, Daddy (Whipped Cream) Sock

Whip Me, Daddy (Whipped Cream) Sock

Top me on anything, and whip me, Daddy! Show off your sassy, kinky side with this, NSFW, flirty whipped cream design!

Suck Me Heart Lollipop Sock

Suck Me Heart Lollipop Sock

What else do you do with a lollipop? Show off your sense of cheeky, flirty, NSFW humor this Valentine's Day with this cute, flirty, sassy, NSFW, Valentine's Day, "Suck Me" Lollipop design.

Ahegao Glizzy Gobbler Sock

Ahegao Glizzy Gobbler Sock

Nobody loves glizzys this much without winning a few eating contests... What's to be said? Some people just really like shoving long meat tubes in their mouth...

Looking For A Third Candy Hearts Parody Sock

Looking For A Third Candy Hearts Parody Sock

Hey Valentine, We're looking for a third! Whether or not you're in a throuple or a lover of and Valentine's day! Rock this flirty, candy heart, throuple parody design and feel the romance!

Phallic Breakfast Pattern Sock

Phallic Breakfast Pattern Sock

How would you like a side of phallic French toast with those penis pancakes? If breakfast is your fave meal of the day, along with some other things ;), then check out this naughty pattern!

Pound My Cake Daddy Sock

Pound My Cake Daddy Sock

Pound My Cake Daddy! This Pound Cake is ready to get creamed! Totally not inappropriate whatsoever...

Wizard Penis Pattern Sock

Wizard Penis Pattern Sock

A candle, crystal, wand, and potion bottle all have a particularly phallic shape in this pattern. Wizarding essentials at first glance, and then as you look, the penises just keep coming!

Frosted Peens Crackers Sock

Frosted Peens Crackers Sock

You can't go wrong with Frosted Animal Crackers! Well, maybe not "Animal" crackers... Show off you love for this nostalgic frosted treat with an NSFW twist!

Let's F*** Candy Heart Sock

Let's F*** Candy Heart Sock

Hey baby, how about we skip the date and go straight to my place~ A perfect valentine design for those who want to skip the date and get straight to the good stuff!

Hidden Penis Butterflies Pattern Sock

Hidden Penis Butterflies Pattern Sock

What beautiful butterflies, you know, every butterfly has a unique wing pattern that's just so... phallic? Upon closer inspection, I think these butterflies have penises on them...

Ole Saint Dick Sock

Ole Saint Dick Sock

Jolly ole saint dick! Share the festive and NSFW holiday humor with this and festive "Ole Saint Dick" nsfw parody design.

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