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Nsfw Food Blankets

Browse our collection of 163 Nsfw Food Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Blanket

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Blanket

Show that you've phallic fallen in love with these sexy, sensual, penis and vulva Valentines! These erogenous Candy Parts are perfect for your lovers this loving season or special occasion.

Weinter NSFW Parody Blanket

Weinter NSFW Parody Blanket

I just love the "Weinter"! Seeing all the intricate details of the falling snowflakes. Checkout these NSFW snowflakes and celebrate winter with this , nsfw winter design.

St. Patdicks Day Pattern NSFW Blanket

St. Patdicks Day Pattern NSFW Blanket

Celebrate and drink up this St. Patdick's Day, with this , st patricks day, dick, , nsfw pattern design!

Junk Food Blanket

Junk Food Blanket

Yummy! Pizza and tacos and fries, oh my! Fall in love with this delicious food blanket and snuggle up with your favorite junk foods.

Cat Food Blanket

Cat Food Blanket

Show your love of cats and junk food with this literal, actual cat food blanket! This blanket is perfect for foodies who are of pizza, sushi, burgers, donuts, ice cream, hot dogs and cat lovers who just can't get enough of kitty cats!

Gimme Food Blanket

Gimme Food Blanket

Hunger can make people take drastic measures! Perfect for serial snackers! This cool design includes a snub-nosed revolver and the words "gimme food", implying that if you do not comply with the wearer's demands for snacks, you will be shot. Perfect for partying and hanging out with friends.

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Blanket

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Blanket

Show off your love for NSFW, Pastels and vaporwave, kawaii aesthetics with this cute and naughty, penis shaped soda bottle, nsfw design.

NSFW Makeup Pattern Blanket

NSFW Makeup Pattern Blanket

This seemingly innocent subtle makeup pattern looks fine at first glance, get a closer look, and you can spot all the "lipdicks,""chapsdicks,"penis-tipped mascara, lip gloss, rather vaginal looking lip balms, genitalia blushes, and a pudenda puddle of foundation! Fun for sex-positive makeup lovers or those who got the glam and the sexual humor to match!

Breakfast Food Pattern Blanket Blanket

Breakfast Food Pattern Blanket Blanket

BREAKFAST FOOD IS THE GREATEST FOOD. Show off your love of the greatest meal of the day with this breakfast food inspired, bacon lover's blanket! Snuggle up and dream of eggs and bacon. Ron Swanson approved.

Cute Foods Blanket Blanket

Cute Foods Blanket Blanket

Snuggle and pig out on some junk food with this adorable kawaii food blanket. Yum yum yum, they're almost too cute to eat!

No Food, No Jobs, Decapitated Pets Blanket Blanket

No Food, No Jobs, Decapitated Pets Blanket Blanket

We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets' heads are falling off! Poor Petey. Let Petey live on forever in your dumb memory with this even dumber blanket.

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Blanket

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Blanket

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

Taco Vulvas Pattern Blanket

Taco Vulvas Pattern Blanket

Wow, tacos are so great, those look... are those... vaginas? Take these taco vulvas out for dinner and see if anyone can see the subtle NSFW images in the ingredients!

I Cook With Wine Sometimes I Even Add it to the Food Blanket Blanket

I Cook With Wine Sometimes I Even Add it to the Food Blanket Blanket

Why just follow the recipe when you can drink the wine while you cook? Get a laugh from wine connoisseurs with this humorous quote about drinking and cooking.

Phallic Christmas Cookies Blanket

Phallic Christmas Cookies Blanket

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

F*** All Y'all Old School Tattoo Blanket

F*** All Y'all Old School Tattoo Blanket

F*** all y'all. Show your love of swear words and sailor tattoos with this old school black and white stippled heart tattoo inspired design.

Venus Flytrap Vulvas Blanket

Venus Flytrap Vulvas Blanket

Don't stare or you'll get snapped by this snatch. Embrace the elegance and rage of carnivorous, Venus Flytrap Vulvas with this powerful plant design! Perfect for loving plants, hidden images, NSFW wear, and vaginas.

Banana penis pattern Blanket

Banana penis pattern Blanket

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Fruity Vaginas Pattern Blanket

Fruity Vaginas Pattern Blanket

What's that peeking out of the moist, juicy flesh of these tantalizing fruits? Talk about finger foods! Although maybe don't take this one to work. ...Maybe.

Penis Plants Pattern Blanket

Penis Plants Pattern Blanket

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

Kawaii Penises Pattern Blanket

Kawaii Penises Pattern Blanket

Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!

Flaky Ass Bitch Blanket

Flaky Ass Bitch Blanket

Gift this sassy design to someone you know who happens to flake a lot. Whether it's intentional or accidental, you know who you are.

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Blanket

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Blanket

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Fill Me Daddy (Donut) Blanket

Fill Me Daddy (Donut) Blanket

Get some laughs and some concerned looks with this perfectly wholesome and not suggestive at ALL donut being filled with cream from a piping bag!

Rainbow Penis Pattern Blanket

Rainbow Penis Pattern Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Saint Patdick's Day Parody Blanket

Saint Patdick's Day Parody Blanket

Look festive and naught this St. Patrick's Day with this nsfw, phallic four leaf clover and green beer parody design!

Venus Flytrap Vulvas Blanket

Venus Flytrap Vulvas Blanket

Don't stare or you'll get snapped by this snatch. Embrace the elegance and rage of carnivorous, Venus Flytrap Vulvas with this powerful plant design! Perfect for loving plants, hidden images, NSFW wear, and vaginas.

Rainbow Vulva Bouquet Blanket

Rainbow Vulva Bouquet Blanket

This beautiful bouquet is sure to brighten anyone's day! Perfect for loving flowers and florals, rainbow colors, hidden images, and NSFW humor!

TurNIPS Blanket

TurNIPS Blanket

Man, these turnips are huge! Are they home grown? Did you use any pesticides?

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Black Blanket

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Black Blanket

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

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