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Nerd Blankets

Browse our collection of 230 Nerd Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Nerd Alert Blanket

Nerd Alert Blanket

This design features a pair of dorky glasses and the words "nerd alert" and is perfect for nerds everywhere. If you're a dork, nerd, geek, outcast, loser, gamer, bookworm, or otherwise socially inept person then this design is for you! Ideal for school, college, university, the library, or partying with your nerdy friends!

Goth Nerd Blanket

Goth Nerd Blanket

Goth and a nerd? No problem! Perfect for a goth who loves video games, anime, cosplay, sci-fi, comic books, and more!

Bird Nerd Blanket

Bird Nerd Blanket

You love all those feathered fellows. Cockatiels, parakeets, love birds, you name it! Claim your title as the bird with the nerds with this tee!

Rebels vs The Empire Technology Blanket Blanket

Rebels vs The Empire Technology Blanket Blanket

An intricate Victorian pattern incorporating unique interpretations of the technology of the Star Wars trilogy, from the Death Star, to Millennium Falcon, Han Solo's Blaster, X-Wings, storm troopers and Boba Fett's Slave I. A design for art fans and scifi nerds.

I've Got Anxiety Rainbow Blanket

I've Got Anxiety Rainbow Blanket

This anxiety shirt is perfect for all those nerdy introverts who like to keep positive about their social anxiety and awkwardness, with sparkles and rainbows! This introvert shirt is great for fans of anxiety jokes, nerd memes and nerd shirts.

Seduce You With Weirdness Blanket

Seduce You With Weirdness Blanket

Allow me to seduce you with weirdness. I have some very strange and complex interests, obsessions and fantasies so I hope you're ready for a bit of a sexy challenge. This could get awkward, I am not what you would call a normal human being.

The Book Was Better Blanket

The Book Was Better Blanket

The book was better. The book is ALWAYS better. Show off your love of books and your nerdy side with this geek, book lover's, the book was better blanket!

Because Science Blanket Blanket

Because Science Blanket Blanket

This should be your go-to answer to all questions. Let everyone know that science is the answer to everything with this super nerdy, science lover's, science humor blanket! Cuddle up with the power of science!

Dungerns & Dergins Blanket

Dungerns & Dergins Blanket

Everyone knows that every dnd campaign eventually turns into a derpy adventure. Try as you may to keep it serious, but your dungeons in dragons is sure to turn into dungerns and dergins.

It's Lit Bonfire Blanket

It's Lit Bonfire Blanket

Darksouls is LIT! Especially the bonfire... it's essential. Gamer nerds will likely flock to you in search of a place to rest when sporting this design! Sit back, relax, and level up with those souls you've gathered!

I Am Your Fotter Blanket

I Am Your Fotter Blanket

I killed your Fotter...? No... I AM your fotter! Great for dads who love and star wars!

Chaotic Evil Candy Heart Blanket

Chaotic Evil Candy Heart Blanket

Show how you align together this Valentine's with this , "Chaotic Evil" candy heart illustration! Perfect for valentine's day, nerds, and fans of Dungeons and Dragons.

Just Buy My Pizza And Touch My Butt- vintage comics Blanket

Just Buy My Pizza And Touch My Butt- vintage comics Blanket

For those nerdy people who just want a few things there is this vintage comic inspired design for the nerd who likes retro things and pizza and just wants everyone to know all you want is for someone to buy you pizza and touch your butt.

Not Even The Tardis Can Translate You Stupidity Blanket

Not Even The Tardis Can Translate You Stupidity Blanket

Tell people with this blanket if they don't know anything about Doctor Who they need to get out of here because a sci fi nerd like you wants nothing to do with those dummies who aren't deep into the fandom. If you can't tell which incarnation of the Doctor is which you need to shut up because not even the TARDIS can translate you stupidity.

Fandom University Blanket

Fandom University Blanket

Internet bloggers, book nerds, and geeks unite! There is finally a university for you. Get you're very own degree in fangirling, writing fan fiction, marathoning your favorite television series, or movie! If you're a nerd looking to represent your fandom, this Fandom University blanket perfect of you and your geeky friends.

Invader Blanket Blanket

Invader Blanket Blanket

Ah the classic arcade game Space Invaders! Now available as a blanket and perfect for any nerd into nostalgia/retro gaming!

Dogeon Master Doge DM Blanket

Dogeon Master Doge DM Blanket

Such dungeon so master. Be a Doge DM with this funny, "Dogeon Master" Dungeons and Dragons parody meme mashup, with an illustration of doge as a DM. Perfect for a nerd that loves memes and DMing!

Chaotic Dad Blanket

Chaotic Dad Blanket

Show off your nerdy, dad alignment with this , "Chaotic Dad" Dungeons and Dragons parody design. Perfect for dad gifts, Father's Day, nerdy dads, and busy dads who somehow find the time to play D&D!

Sorry I Can't Go Out I Am Over Encumbered By My Inventory Blanket

Sorry I Can't Go Out I Am Over Encumbered By My Inventory Blanket

Every western RPG game player has seen this message or something similar- You are over-encumbered by your inventory and your party cannot venture forth. UGH. Why did I pick up those 50 helmets, 30 pies, and 20 magical staffs? This gamer blanket is the perfect gift for nerds trying to avoid social interaction, going to the party, or that thing you don't want to go to because you're an introvert who hates dealing with people unless food or dungeons are involved.

Sorry I Can't Tonight, I'm Reading Blanket

Sorry I Can't Tonight, I'm Reading Blanket

Yeah, nope, sorry. Heading out right now is not really gonna happen- I've got a hot date tonight with some hardcovers. Nothing personal, it's just how I roll. If you know the love of curling up with a good book, then this cute nerdy blanket is for you! Grab this book-lover design today and rock on, you rad bibliophile.

Green Fluorescent Axolotl Pattern Blanket

Green Fluorescent Axolotl Pattern Blanket

If you're into adorable and/or obscure amphibians, reptiles, or other odd animals, chances are you're familiar with this salamander! The axolotl almost always spends its life in its aquatic baby form, though it's capable of turning into an adult amphibian, and they come in a host of adorable colors, but also with green fluorescent protein (GFP)! Show off your love of odd critters with this cute nerdy blanket full of glowing GFP axies!

I Could Be Playing D&D Right Now Blanket

I Could Be Playing D&D Right Now Blanket

Why do I have to be here? Why couldn't we we be playing D&D instead? When you said "come to the Party" I thought you meant something entirely different...

Weeb AF Blanket

Weeb AF Blanket

This anime shirt is great for all otakus, weeaboos and anime nerds who know the truth: they are weeb AF. This weeaboo shirt is perfect for fans of japan, kawaii shirts, anime, nerd shirts and being a true weeb.

Zoo Plankton Blanket

Zoo Plankton Blanket

If you love aquatic life or biology, this science inspired zooplankton design is for you! Keep warm with some of the most important species on the planet with this nerd design on zooplankton's name! Daydream about wandering around a plankton zoo with the way plankton drift around the ocean in this scientific design.

Superwholock Blanket

Superwholock Blanket

This nerd blanket is perfect for any Superwholockian. This cute illustrated design features Dr. Who, Sherlock Holmes, Dr. John Watson, Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, and Castiel peaking out from behind the Tardis.

Thicc & Neighborly Blanket

Thicc & Neighborly Blanket

Totoro makes the best neighbor - and he's also DUMMY THICC. Their round shape is perfect, and something to be envious of. Great for Totoro fans!

Pi-thons Blanket

Pi-thons Blanket

Amuse your fellow math nerds with these 3.14159265359... uh... with these just over three snakes. If they say the 's too subtle, tell them to stop being so rational.

University Of Hyrule Blanket

University Of Hyrule Blanket

Represent the Alma Mater of your gaming expertise with this university parody, nerdy, video game, gamer, college inspired, University of Hyrule blanket! Show off your love for the Legend of Zelda!

We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat Blanket

We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat Blanket

SMILE YOU SON OF A BITCH! Inspired by the iconic film Jaws. This "We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat" is sure to make you're fellow Jaws geeks lose it. Get this awesome Jaws for your closet today nerd!

The Science of Seduction (Neil DeGrasse Tyson) Blanket

The Science of Seduction (Neil DeGrasse Tyson) Blanket

Are you a Tysonist? It isn't hard to see how seductive Neil Degrasse Tyson can be when we talks so passionately about science and astronomy. Probably makes you all wet and shit, nerds.

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