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Cottagecore Peens Pattern Blanket
The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.
Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Blanket
If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?
Floral Penis Pattern Blanket
Introducing the latest sensation that's causing a stir in the world of home decor - our Floral Penis Pattern blanket! This unique and quirky pattern is designed to drive your mother absolutely crazy, while adding a touch of humor and fun to your living room. Featuring intricately detailed floral prints that are carefully intertwined with subtle genitalia imagery, this blanket is perfect for anyone looking to add a bit of edginess to their decor style. Not only is it a conversation starter, but it's also made of high-quality materials that guarantee durability, comfort, and long-lasting use. Whether you're snuggled up on the couch with your significant other or hosting a social gathering with friends and family, this Floral Penis Pattern blanket is sure to become the main attraction and teasing point in your home. Don't let your sense of humor go unnoticed - grab yours today and experience the laughter and smiles it brings with it!
Because Science Blanket Blanket
This should be your go-to answer to all questions. Let everyone know that science is the answer to everything with this super nerdy, science lover's, science humor blanket! Cuddle up with the power of science!
Floral Penis Pattern Blanket Blue Blanket
Introducing the perfect conversation starter for your home decor collection! This innovative design is sure to make anyone take a second look and spark a few laughs. What better way to add a sprinkle of humor and spice to your living space? The intricate and detailed pattern will leave you and your guests in awe. Don't be surprised if your friends start hinting for one of their own. Whether you use it as a statement piece or as a cozy addition to your bedding, this blanket is sure to bring a smile to your face every time you see it. It's time to spice up your home decor game with this one-of-a-kind, Floral Penis Pattern Blanket. Your decor game just got a major upgrade!
Christmas Peens Pattern Blanket
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
I'm Shrexy And I Know It Blanket
I'm Shrexy and I know it. Show your love for Shrek and LMFAO with this funny parody design.
Fruity Vaginas Pattern Blanket
What's that peeking out of the moist, juicy flesh of these tantalizing fruits? Talk about finger foods! Although maybe don't take this one to work. ...Maybe.
Honkus Ponkus Blanket
It's all just a bunch of honkus ponkus. Show your love for geese, bad puns and all things spooky with this honkus ponkus design!
Phallic Witchy Things Pattern Blanket
Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.
Purrr My Last Email Cat Parody Blanket
Per my last email, is the petty way of sending work emails about dumb questions. What's more petty than a sassy lil' cat? Show off your sassiness at work with this funny, work email meme, cat parody blanket home decor.
Pizza Pattern Blanket Blanket
OMG A PIZZA BLANKET! Who doesn't love pizza? But really though. Now you can snuggle up with your favorite greasy, cheesy treat with your very own pizza pattern, food lover's blanket! Now take a nap and dream of pepperonis and stuffed crust!
I Have a Migraine Retro Rainbow Blanket
Migraines aren't groovy. :( Show off your coping with the pains of headaches with this retro, rainbow, smiley design for "I Have a Migraine". Perfect for dealing the aches and pains of migraines!
Everyone Forgot My Birthday Blanket
Show off your love of the holidays with this Christmas inspired, Jesus humor, religious parody greeting card! Give Jesus Christ a little shoutout and get some laughs out of your religious family members!
Pankakke Blanket
This hentai-inspired design is for all those anime lovers out there with a dirty sense of humor. This dirty little stack of pancakes is ready for a lot of syrup!
It's Lit Bonfire Blanket
Darksouls is LIT! Especially the bonfire... it's essential. Gamer nerds will likely flock to you in search of a place to rest when sporting this design! Sit back, relax, and level up with those souls you've gathered!
Llama On A Rainbow Blanket
Show off your magical llama-ness with this funny illustration of a llama on a rainbow! Perfect for a llama lover, LGBTQ, cute rainbows, llama jokes, llama humor, rainbow love, and feeling super cute like this llama!
UF-Ho Ho Ho Santa Alien Blanket
Celebrate the holidays with extraterrestrial gifts from space! This, "UF-Ho Ho Ho" santa alien design is perfect for space lovers, Christmas puns, and holiday humor!
Kawaii Penises Pattern Blanket
Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!
My Neck My Back My Naughty Children Sack Blanket
My Neck My Back My Naughty Children Sack. WHERE ARE THE NAUGHTY CHILDREN!!! Show that it's Krampus time again with this fun Christmas, song parody design.
When You're Dead Inside But It's Christmas Blanket
Try your hardest to celebrate the holidays with this funny, skeleton christmas design featuring the text "When You're Dead Inside But It's Christmas" with a skeleton wearing Christmas lights and a santa hat! Perfect for when you're dead inside, Christmas humor, holiday jokes, and a sassy Christmas!
Spicy Heck Boy Satan Blanket
Show off your love of satan with this super hilarious, satanic humor, occult themed, pentagram, hell design! Let the world know who you worship: THE Spicy Heck Boy!
Baby Got Bach Blanket
Baby got Bach! Show your good sense of humor and your love for music with this funny parody of baby got back in classical style! Add some humor to your collection of musical themed throw blankets with this design.
Merry Trashmas Raccoon Blanket
Merry Trashmas! Show your love for Raccoons and the holiday season with this Christmas and trash panda inspired design.
Eve Was Framed Blanket Blanket
Eve was framed! Let your inner feminist show with this fun feminism humor blanket! Everyone knows you can crush the patriarchy better with a good night's sleep.
Guess I'll Die d20 Blanket
Nat 1? welp, guess I'll die. There's nothing worse than rolling a 1 on your precious d20, It always feels as though your own dice betrayed you! May the DM have mercy on your soul.
Screams In Gay Edvard Munch Parody Blanket
Show off your gay fear or queer excitement with this funny, "Screams In Gay" art parody design based on the famous Edvard Munch painting! Perfect for an artsy gay, queer artists, LGBTQ humor, and pride!
Pet Cats Hail Satan Sphynx Blanket
Hell doesn't care about cat hair. Show off your love of all things occult and cat love with this, "Pet Cats Hail Satan" sphynx cat design featuring a satanic sphynx! Perfect for funny cat gifts, occult humor, satanic rituals, and hailing satan!
I'm A Cat Person Blanket
I'm a cat person, obviously. Show that you're a cat person with this funny cat lovers design featuring an illustration of a cat dressed like a human. Perfect for having a weird sense of humor and of course, cat people.
Who's Joe Daddy? Blanket
Show off your love of Joe with this Joe Biden design featuring the text "Who's Joe Daddy?" (cuz have you SEEN young Joe Biden???). Perfect for a democrat, liberal, political humor, politics jokes, Joe Biden memes, and loving the vice president!
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