Funny Greeting Cards

The best things in life are free, and orgasms are one of lives greatest simple pleasures. Celebrate your favorite lover with this cheeky thanks for the orgasm design, because they are sacred.

Always jingle all the way. No one likes a half-assed jingler. Show that you jingle full-ass or not at all with this funny holiday design.

This thank you card design features the text "Thank You For Being You Because People Suck" for a funny thank you to give to someone you're grateful for. Perfect for thank you quotes, thank you cards, thank you notes, funny cards, funny thank you cards, best friend card, sassy gifts, and when people suck!

Keanu hear what I hear? A song a song high above the trees, Keanu will bring us goodness and light. Show off your love for Christmas classics and Keanu Reeves memes by gifting this funny, Keanu, Holiday parody greeting card.

Wish your loved one a happy birthday and let them know Satan is pleased with this funny floral birthday card. This goth birthday card features illustrations of black and white roses, a mysterious eye and the phrase "Happy Birthday Satan Is Pleased With Your Progress.

Sassy Jesus Is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this funny religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

Show off your love of the best time of the year with this Christmas lover's, holiday inspired, Rudolf The Red-Nosed Reindeer, pun coffee Christmas card! Let the world know how much you love Christmas with this funny greeting card.

This, "Shark! The Herald Angels Sing" Christmas carol design is sure to get the family swimming this holiday! Show off your love of sharks and Christmas with this parody!

Yee frhawg! Giddy up, partner, and hop out to the west with this funny, cowboy frog saying, "howdy." Perfect for loving frogs, cowboys, the desert and cacti.

Look your best this Christmas with this funny, trendy, "Looking Like A Snack" Christmas cookie design! Perfect for being festive, holiday humor, memes, food humor, cookie jokes and looking like a snack!

Hey baby, how about we extend the warranty on this relationship?

Looking for a way to add a little edge to your holiday season? Look no further than our "Merry F***ing Christmas" greeting card - the perfect way to showcase your sarcastic side with a little holiday cheer. Whether you're over the commercialism of the season or fed up with the family drama, this sassy and foul-mouthed design is sure to put a smile on even the grinchiest of faces. And hey, if you're looking for a way to tell your loved ones just how you feel about the season, why not do it with a card that pulls no punches? So go ahead, make someone's day with this unforgettable greeting - and let them know you're ringing in the holidays your way.

Swear words? That's a funny thing to call sentence enhancers. Show that every statement can be improved with a four letter word with this funny foul mouth design.

Get ready to slay this holiday with this funny Christmas greeting card design featuring the text "Sleigh All Day" with an illustration of cool, pop culture santa! Perfect for getting in the holiday spirit, slaying, santa jokes, song parodies, holiday gifts and Christmas parties!

"Do I Nocturn You On?" Mothman whispers in your ear in the dead of night... is this your cryptid fantasy, Mothman in lingerie, a nocturnal mysterious creature, a forbidden romance? Then this is the design for you! cryptid nerd mothman jokes nsfw mothman mothman love occult cryptid society cryptozoology mothman sexy men lingerie mothman daddy mothman puns mothman cryptid cryptid mothman lingerie mothman gifts mothman funny mothman do i nocturn you on?

This bff birthday card is great for your best friend who you can call just the most horrible things with e most love like "happy birthday you whore." This funny birthday card is perfect for fans of sassy birthday cards, best friend card, best friends jokes and best friend quotes.

This little Kitty is Purrsitively ready to get festive and feral right meow, for this pawliday season!

This funny greeting card reads, "I Hate You Less Than Most People" and is perfect to send to anyone you like but only as much as your crippling hatred will allow! This awkward but sweet card could be used for valentines day, birthdays, or even just as a general greeting to let someone know they hold a special place in your cold dead heart!

This shirt is perfect for the sassy Christmas loving ho in all of us. If you would rather make jokes and have something funny going on in your life, especially around the holidays - you might as well make Santa jokes about him saying Ho Ho Ho! This parody Santa pun design is the one for you when you know Santa is making his naughty or nice list.

Walken in a winter wonderland. Celebrate the winder holidays with this funny pun Christopher Walken song parody design.

Put the corn back in Corgmas with this funny, "Merry Corgmas" Christmas parody design! Perfect for loving corgis, animal puns, holiday humor, dog lovers and Christmas parties!

Ho Ho Ho America! Wrap some presents, sing some carols, drink some eggnog, and spread the holiday spirit and your red white and blue love of the beautiful USA with this funny 'Merica Christmas card featuring Santa Claus decked out in patriotic gear! This greeting card is perfect for people who love Christmas almost as much as they love truth, justice, and the American way! 'Merica!

The timeless and most iconic quote this woman has ever said. Honor her with pride with her words.

Oh no... fellow cat parents... if you know, you know. Once that tree or any Christmas decoration is up, be wary of your felines. They show no mercy.

Woo Tang clan ain't nuthin' to cluck with! A funny animal parody design of everyone's favourite old school hip-hop group!

I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.

There's nothing moodier than a possum on a swing. It's crazy how those things can go through all those mood swings. If you can relate to this roller coaster of emotions, then this is your sign to claim this energy.

Show ho ho! Celebrate the Christmas season slowly with this funny santa sloth design featuring a sloth wearing a santa hat, hanging from a tree with some holly berries.

This raccoon will heck you up if you get too close. Be mildly threatening to keep distance with the funny, trash animal design with a raccoon wielding a knife.

HONKY HOLIDAYS. Celebrate the Christmas season with this, "Happy Honkmas" goose design. Perfect for holiday parties, Christmas lovers, and goose puns!