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Food Blankets

Browse our collection of 136 Food Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Junk Food Blanket

Junk Food Blanket

Yummy! Pizza and tacos and fries, oh my! Fall in love with this delicious food blanket and snuggle up with your favorite junk foods.

Cat Food Blanket

Cat Food Blanket

Show your love of cats and junk food with this literal, actual cat food blanket! This blanket is perfect for foodies who are of pizza, sushi, burgers, donuts, ice cream, hot dogs and cat lovers who just can't get enough of kitty cats!

Gimme Food Blanket

Gimme Food Blanket

Hunger can make people take drastic measures! Perfect for serial snackers! This cool design includes a snub-nosed revolver and the words "gimme food", implying that if you do not comply with the wearer's demands for snacks, you will be shot. Perfect for partying and hanging out with friends.

Breakfast Food Pattern Blanket Blanket

Breakfast Food Pattern Blanket Blanket

BREAKFAST FOOD IS THE GREATEST FOOD. Show off your love of the greatest meal of the day with this breakfast food inspired, bacon lover's blanket! Snuggle up and dream of eggs and bacon. Ron Swanson approved.

Cute Foods Blanket Blanket

Cute Foods Blanket Blanket

Snuggle and pig out on some junk food with this adorable kawaii food blanket. Yum yum yum, they're almost too cute to eat!

No Food, No Jobs, Decapitated Pets Blanket Blanket

No Food, No Jobs, Decapitated Pets Blanket Blanket

We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets' heads are falling off! Poor Petey. Let Petey live on forever in your dumb memory with this even dumber blanket.

I Cook With Wine Sometimes I Even Add it to the Food Blanket Blanket

I Cook With Wine Sometimes I Even Add it to the Food Blanket Blanket

Why just follow the recipe when you can drink the wine while you cook? Get a laugh from wine connoisseurs with this humorous quote about drinking and cooking.

Glizzy Gobbler Blanket

Glizzy Gobbler Blanket

Shout out to all the Glizzy gobblers out there, you are the true MVPs. Show off your humorous side with this glizzy design! Perfect for gatherings and conversation starters.

Ahegao Glizzy Gobbler Blanket

Ahegao Glizzy Gobbler Blanket

Nobody loves glizzys this much without winning a few eating contests... What's to be said? Some people just really like shoving long meat tubes in their mouth...

Fruity Vaginas Pattern Blanket

Fruity Vaginas Pattern Blanket

What's that peeking out of the moist, juicy flesh of these tantalizing fruits? Talk about finger foods! Although maybe don't take this one to work. ...Maybe.

Pizza Pattern Blanket Blanket

Pizza Pattern Blanket Blanket

OMG A PIZZA BLANKET! Who doesn't love pizza? But really though. Now you can snuggle up with your favorite greasy, cheesy treat with your very own pizza pattern, food lover's blanket! Now take a nap and dream of pepperonis and stuffed crust!

Fat Shark Pattern Blanket

Fat Shark Pattern Blanket

Oh lawd they're comin! The fat shark's are taking over, the apex predators are here! These adorable chunky boi's and Girls are here to either claim or protect your food items.

Sprinkles Are For Winners Blanket

Sprinkles Are For Winners Blanket

This cute food shirt is perfect for fan's of Flo and her afterschool special quote "Sprinkles are for Winners!" This trendy ice cream blanket is great for fans of food jokes, food home decor, junk food, cute foods, food quotes and funny commercials.

Cute Macarons Pattern Blanket

Cute Macarons Pattern Blanket

Macaron lovers unite with this adorable pattern! Macarons are, without a doubt, among one of the cutest foods out there.

Cute Macarons Pattern Blanket

Cute Macarons Pattern Blanket

Macaron lovers unite with this adorable pattern! Macarons are, without a doubt, among one of the cutest foods out there.

Dino Nuggies Pattern Blanket

Dino Nuggies Pattern Blanket

If you feel nostalgic for dino nuggets, then you're in luck with this dinosaur chicken nugget design! Talk about going full circle when going from dinosaur to chicken, to nugget, to dinosaur nugget!

Totoro Bento Blanket

Totoro Bento Blanket

This Studio Ghibli Inspired design is great for food and totoro lovers! food in anime is always drawn or Animated in the most delicious way. It puts real food to shame!

Udon Till I'm Gone Blanket

Udon Till I'm Gone Blanket

Udon Till I'm Gone! Feed me the udon or get gone! This design features an anime inspired bowl of udon noodle soup! You know how you always just want to eat the food in anime? Because same. Perfect for anime foodies and noodle lovers!

Wasabi Peas Pattern Blanket

Wasabi Peas Pattern Blanket

The most intense and spicy peas are the wasabi ones! Show off your love for spicy foods and wasabi peas with this cute and spicy, wasabi pea pattern design.

Pizza My Heart Blanket

Pizza My Heart Blanket

You love pizza and pizza loves you. This cute pizza lover blanket design features an illustration of a slice of a pizza holding a heart. Perfect for pizza lovers, pizza puns, food puns and food lovers.

Drama Queen Burger Parody Blanket

Drama Queen Burger Parody Blanket

This funny food blanket is perfect for the drama queens of the world, and lovers of fast food burger parody. Featuring the phrase "Drama Queen" lovingly rendered into the burger king logo, this drama queen balnket is a great gift for those that love burgers, drama, drama queen jokes, drama queen quotes, food and fast food.

Banana Pattern Blanket

Banana Pattern Blanket

Show your love of fruit with this blanket covered in a cute banana pattern! Perfect for making the decor in your home more... appeeling. Banana pun aside, this banana blanket is a necessary addition to any food lover or foodie's home who happens to be bananas for food!

Burger Emperor Tarot Card Blanket

Burger Emperor Tarot Card Blanket

Behold the ruler of all, the ego, the burger king, the burger supreme, the big beef, the Holder of Opulent Condiment, the Burger Emperor! Show your love of tarot cards, gourmet burgers, tarot card art, cheeky jokes, cute food, burgers, and the occult with this burger canvas print perfect for fans of mysticism and delicious greasy junk food wedged between a tasty bun.

Glizz On Me Daddy Hot Dog Blanket

Glizz On Me Daddy Hot Dog Blanket

This glizzy is ready to get glizzed on! Ahegao get yourself a hot dog!

JJ's Diner: Belgian Waffle Crest Blanket

JJ's Diner: Belgian Waffle Crest Blanket

An illustrated Parks And Rec blanket for the fans of JJ's Diner, home of the world famous waffles that Leslie Knope is so endearingly obsessed with. There is no sadness that breakfast food cannot cure, after all. This waffle blanket is perfect for fans of Parks and Rec, Leslie Knope, Pawnee, JJ's Diner, waffles, breakfast food, junk food and bacon.

Fries Before Guys Blanket

Fries Before Guys Blanket

The cardinal rule of junk food lovers: Fries Before Guys. Who needs boys when you have french fries. Show off your junk food obsession with this funny feminist blanket, and eat all the fries and burgers as you want. Some junk food decor to inspire you to love yourself and enjoy eating, cuz food is amazing and boys can really suck sometimes.

Let's Get Stacked Blanket

Let's Get Stacked Blanket

Build muscle as the gym with this funny stacked pancake blanket, or prepare to binge on a huge ass stack of pancakes because you're a breakfast champion. Perfect for people lifting weights at the gym with the intent on getting swole, jacked, buff, activating beast mode, or if you're just hungry, anti fitness and want to have some yummy breakfast food covered in butter and maple syrup- activating feast mode.

More Burritos Less Bullshit Blanket

More Burritos Less Bullshit Blanket

More Burritos Less Bullshit. Simple. Life would be so much easier...

Japanese Floral Sushi Blanket

Japanese Floral Sushi Blanket

This blanket features Japanese sushi rolls in the shape of a flower. Perfect for the sushi lover in all of us. Eat this yummy food to your heart's content with this Asian culinary inspired art blanket.

Glizzy Pattern Blanket

Glizzy Pattern Blanket

Shout out all the Glizzy lovers out there! Express your love for the glizzy with this funky pattern design!

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