Floral Blankets

Introducing the latest sensation that's causing a stir in the world of home decor - our Floral Penis Pattern blanket! This unique and quirky pattern is designed to drive your mother absolutely crazy, while adding a touch of humor and fun to your living room. Featuring intricately detailed floral prints that are carefully intertwined with subtle genitalia imagery, this blanket is perfect for anyone looking to add a bit of edginess to their decor style. Not only is it a conversation starter, but it's also made of high-quality materials that guarantee durability, comfort, and long-lasting use. Whether you're snuggled up on the couch with your significant other or hosting a social gathering with friends and family, this Floral Penis Pattern blanket is sure to become the main attraction and teasing point in your home. Don't let your sense of humor go unnoticed - grab yours today and experience the laughter and smiles it brings with it!

Introducing the perfect conversation starter for any room: the Floral Penis Rainbow blanket. With a bold and thought-provoking design, this blanket will leave a lasting impression on anyone who lays eyes on it. The intricate floral patterns intertwine beautifully with the rainbow-colored penises, creating a stunning display of artistry and humor. It's perfect for those who want to add a touch of whimsy to their home decor or for those who simply want to shock their guests. Made with the highest quality materials, this blanket is both soft and durable, ensuring a cozy and long-lasting experience. Whether you're snuggled up on the couch or using it as a statement piece for your bedspread, the Floral Penis Rainbow blanket is sure to become a favorite among your friends and family. Don't miss out on the chance to own this hilarious and eye-catching item!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

This trendy floral skull design is perfect for any hipster. Show off your fashionable style with this cute and pretty design.

Tired of systematic oppression against women? GOOD. Let "Down with the patriarchy" be the rallying cry for you and your feminist sistren with this "Team Feminist" design.

Introducing the perfect conversation starter for your home decor collection! This innovative design is sure to make anyone take a second look and spark a few laughs. What better way to add a sprinkle of humor and spice to your living space? The intricate and detailed pattern will leave you and your guests in awe. Don't be surprised if your friends start hinting for one of their own. Whether you use it as a statement piece or as a cozy addition to your bedding, this blanket is sure to bring a smile to your face every time you see it. It's time to spice up your home decor game with this one-of-a-kind, Floral Penis Pattern Blanket. Your decor game just got a major upgrade!

Look super trendy and fashionable with this cute and hipster, floral blanket! Perfect to give a fabulous, hipster flair to any bed or sofa!

Fossilized raptor dinosaur pattern with floral elements to make a subtle yet prehistoric nerd design.

This floral shark design is inspired by the extremely cool clean lines and minimalist color palette of old school tattoo art!

Floral boho baby milestone. Stage the perfect photo shoot with your little bundle of joy and this cute, retro, bohemian floral week and month milestone design.

Show your love for a good block of mystery with this subtle floral question block showing potential hidden power ups inside! This mario power-up inspired floral pattern is the perfect gift for gamers who like some subtly to their nerd fashion!

This blanket features Japanese sushi rolls in the shape of a flower. Perfect for the sushi lover in all of us. Eat this yummy food to your heart's content with this Asian culinary inspired art blanket.

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Introducing the perfect conversation starter for your living room - the Floral Penis Pattern Blanket! This one-of-a-kind blanket boasts a unique design that combines delicate floral prints with bold genitalia illustrations. It's the perfect way to make a statement without saying a word. Plus, it's versatile enough to use as a throw blanket or to snuggle up with for a cozy night in. You'll love the quality construction and soft, comfortable feel of this must-have accessory for any home. And let's not forget, it makes for a hilarious and unexpected gift for any occasion. Whether you're looking for a standout piece to add to your dcor or just love a good laugh, the Floral Penis Pattern Blanket is sure to impress. So go ahead, embrace your quirky side and let this blanket do all the talking!

Congratulations! You made it out of bed! Is it the greatest accomplishment? No, but it's a good thing to do. Take your time and make your day work for you even when you're low on spoons with this cute floral design!

Bring the outdoors indoors with this beautiful floral pattern and enjoy the outside all year long!

Bring the outdoors indoors with this beautiful floral pattern and enjoy the outside all year long!

Bring the outdoors indoors with this beautiful floral pattern and enjoy the outside all year long!

Bring the outdoors indoors with this beautiful floral pattern and enjoy the outside all year long!

Bring the outdoors indoors with this beautiful floral pattern and enjoy the outside all year long!

Bring the outdoors indoors with this beautiful floral pattern and enjoy the outside all year long!

This floral feminist shirt is perfect for all antisocial people who are sick of the patriarchy and of 2016 in general, so just, F*** off, but nicely, like a cute floral design. This sarcastic shirt is great for fans of feminist apparel, feminist qutoes and sassy quotes.

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Are you a horse lover looking for some cute decor to add to your bedroom, dorm room, or living room? This equestrian floral blanket is perfect for you! Show off your love the creature that is your entire life! Sure to fit in with it's subtle floral pattern!

The perfect design for anyone who loves oddities, horror and beautiful strange things. At first glance it looks like a ordinary Victorian inspired floral design but look at little closer and you'll see all kinds of strange things: bees, summer cicadas, and beetles! Creepy crawls bugs to express your inner strangeness.

The perfect design for anyone who loves oddities, horror and beautiful strange things. At first glance it looks like a ordinary Victorian inspired floral design but look at little closer and you'll see all kinds of strange things: bees, summer cicadas, and beetles! Creepy crawls bugs to express your inner strangeness.

Cute and trendy flora pattern blanket is great to add some color and life to any home decor.

Show off your inner hippie out and add some color to your home decor with this cozy blanket. Perfect for hipsters and that flower child in your life. Peace signs are always in style!