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Astrology Humor Blankets

Browse our collection of 235 Astrology Humor Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Asstrology Constellations Blanket

Asstrology Constellations Blanket

Ah yes. The zodiac sign constellations. Can you name all of them? We have Horny On Main, Absolute Unit, Double Lad, 69 420, ScreamCat, Weigh Good, Horse Daddy, Spicy Shrimp, Get Bread, Pour-1-Out, Wet Boy, and Goat Freak! Show all of your astrology friends how knowledgeable you are with this ironic design!

Find Solace In The Stars Blanket

Find Solace In The Stars Blanket

Find Solace In The Stars, they'll always show you the way home. Celestial magic witches and astronomers, this one's for you!

Stubborn and Horny Taurus Bull Blanket

Stubborn and Horny Taurus Bull Blanket

Mess with the bull and you get the horns, cuz I'm hungry. Show off your Taurean pride with this, "Stubborn and Horny" Taurus, astrology sign design. Perfect for being hungry, sensual, stubborn, and a proud Taurus!

Soft Under My Shell - Cancer Crab Blanket

Soft Under My Shell - Cancer Crab Blanket

Your protective outer shell is just to protect that soft soul! Show off your water sign, zodiac pride with this, "Soft Under My Shell" Cancer crab design, featuring a cute crab illustration, the cancer constellation and ruling planet, the moon!

Spicy Sag Witch Blanket

Spicy Sag Witch Blanket

That friend of yours who keeps a pantry filled with strange herbs and ingredients - that's your witchy Sag buddy right there. They don't do witchcraft half-assed. Spicy sags go all the way!

Zodiac Constellation Blanket

Zodiac Constellation Blanket

Bring the stars inside and star gaze anytime you want! This trendy zodiac constellation blanket is perfect for anyone who loves astrology, constellations, and space.

Zodiac Dollz: Aries Blanket

Zodiac Dollz: Aries Blanket

Check out these Zodiac Dollz! Bring back memories of Bratz, Barbies, and that Y2K lifestyle? Each Zodiac sign has a doll to match, can you guess them all? Perfect for horoscope hoes, y2K nostalgia fiends, and of course, gals with a passion for... astrology!

Friendly And Fiery Aries Blanket

Friendly And Fiery Aries Blanket

Friendly And Fiery Aries! You may be a lil hot and spicy, but you're also a great friend - show off your fire sign vibes with this boho vintage inspired Aries patch design!

Stylized Sagittarius Blanket

Stylized Sagittarius Blanket

There's no one with a sharper aim than a Sagittarius! This stylized celestial centaur design is perfect for any proud Sagittarius! If you aren't a Sagittarius but still appreciate a cool centaur illustration, that's cool too.

Moon Blanket Blanket

Moon Blanket Blanket

Why stare up into the infinite night sky when you could cuddle up in it with this warming moon and stary night sky blanket!

Moon Blanket Blanket

Moon Blanket Blanket

Why stare up into the infinite night sky when you could cuddle up in it with this warming moon and stary night sky blanket!

Moon Blanket Blanket

Moon Blanket Blanket

Why stare up into the infinite night sky when you could cuddle up in it with this warming moon and stary night sky blanket!

Banana penis pattern Blanket

Banana penis pattern Blanket

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Honkus Ponkus Blanket

Honkus Ponkus Blanket

It's all just a bunch of honkus ponkus. Show your love for geese, bad and all things spooky with this honkus ponkus design!

It's Lit Bonfire Blanket

It's Lit Bonfire Blanket

Darksouls is LIT! Especially the bonfire... it's essential. Gamer nerds will likely flock to you in search of a place to rest when sporting this design! Sit back, relax, and level up with those souls you've gathered!

Llama On A Rainbow Blanket

Llama On A Rainbow Blanket

Show off your magical llama-ness with this funny illustration of a llama on a rainbow! Perfect for a llama lover, LGBTQ, cute rainbows, llama jokes, llama humor, rainbow love, and feeling super cute like this llama!

UF-Ho Ho Ho Santa Alien Blanket

UF-Ho Ho Ho Santa Alien Blanket

Celebrate the holidays with extraterrestrial gifts from space! This, "UF-Ho Ho Ho" santa alien design is perfect for space lovers, Christmas , and holiday humor!

Kawaii Penises Pattern Blanket

Kawaii Penises Pattern Blanket

Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!

My Neck My Back My Naughty Children Sack Blanket

My Neck My Back My Naughty Children Sack Blanket

My Neck My Back My Naughty Children Sack. WHERE ARE THE NAUGHTY CHILDREN!!! Show that it's Krampus time again with this fun Christmas, song parody design.

When You're Dead Inside But It's Christmas Blanket

When You're Dead Inside But It's Christmas Blanket

Try your hardest to celebrate the holidays with this , skeleton christmas design featuring the text "When You're Dead Inside But It's Christmas" with a skeleton wearing Christmas lights and a santa hat! Perfect for when you're dead inside, Christmas humor, holiday , and a sassy Christmas!

Spicy Heck Boy Satan Blanket

Spicy Heck Boy Satan Blanket

Show off your love of satan with this super hilarious, satanic humor, occult themed, pentagram, hell design! Let the world know who you worship: THE Spicy Heck Boy!

Baby Got Bach Blanket

Baby Got Bach Blanket

Baby got Bach! Show your good sense of humor and your love for music with this parody of baby got back in classical style! Add some humor to your collection of musical themed throw blankets with this design.

Merry Trashmas Raccoon Blanket

Merry Trashmas Raccoon Blanket

Merry Trashmas! Show your love for Raccoons and the holiday season with this Christmas and trash panda inspired design.

Merry Trashmas Opossum Blanket

Merry Trashmas Opossum Blanket

Merry Trashmas! Show your love for Opossums and the holiday season with this Christmas and trash cat inspired design.

Because Science Blanket Blanket

Because Science Blanket Blanket

This should be your go-to answer to all questions. Let everyone know that science is the answer to everything with this super nerdy, science lover's, science humor blanket! Cuddle up with the power of science!

Eve Was Framed Blanket Blanket

Eve Was Framed Blanket Blanket

Eve was framed! Let your inner feminist show with this fun feminism humor blanket! Everyone knows you can crush the patriarchy better with a good night's sleep.

Guess I'll Die d20 Blanket

Guess I'll Die d20 Blanket

Nat 1? welp, guess I'll die. There's nothing worse than rolling a 1 on your precious d20, It always feels as though your own dice betrayed you! May the DM have mercy on your soul.

Pet Cats Hail Satan Sphynx Blanket

Pet Cats Hail Satan Sphynx Blanket

Hell doesn't care about cat hair. Show off your love of all things occult and cat love with this, "Pet Cats Hail Satan" sphynx cat design featuring a satanic sphynx! Perfect for funny cat gifts, occult humor, satanic rituals, and hailing satan!

I'm A Cat Person Blanket

I'm A Cat Person Blanket

I'm a cat person, obviously. Show that you're a cat person with this cat lovers design featuring an illustration of a cat dressed like a human. Perfect for having a weird sense of humor and of course, cat people.

I Workout So I Can Eat Garbage Raccoon Blanket

I Workout So I Can Eat Garbage Raccoon Blanket

The true desire to workout out! Get to the gym so you can get to your garbage with this funny, "I Workout So I Can Eat Garbage" raccoon fitness design! Perfect for raccoon jokes, eating trash, funny fitness, and gym humor!

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