Sassy Greeting Cards

Just because you indulge in garbage doesn't mean you can't be glamorous. Inspired by photos of opossums wearing pink hair bows, this adorable card is perfect for any fans of the strange marsupial!

Sassy since birth! Show that you came out of the womb with attitude! The cute sassy design is a perfect baby shower gift for soon to be moms.

This mama is full of sass and from the South! Show your sassy, southern mama how much you love her and all her sassy, southern ways with this sassy, Mother's day greeting card! Perfect for any southern mom on Mother's Day!

Just because you indulge in garbage doesn't mean you can't be glamorous. Inspired by photos of opossums wearing pink hair bows, this adorable shirt is perfect for any fans of the strange marsupial!

Show off your current mood with this sassy, cozy, Bernie Sanders shirt! Bernie is always a mood why not show it off with this funny and sassy greeting card of Bernie sitting at the 46th US presidential Inauguration!

Are you just want everyone to STFU about Valentine's Day? Show off your sarcastic, snarky, and single self! These are the only candy grams I'll tolerate!

Sassy Jesus Is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this funny religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

This bff birthday card is great for your best friend who you can call just the most horrible things with e most love like "happy birthday you whore." This funny birthday card is perfect for fans of sassy birthday cards, best friend card, best friends jokes and best friend quotes.

This raccoon will heck you up if you get too close. Be mildly threatening to keep distance with the funny, trash animal design with a raccoon wielding a knife.

Hey baby, how about we extend the warranty on this relationship?

This thank you card design features the text "Thank You For Being You Because People Suck" for a funny thank you to give to someone you're grateful for. Perfect for thank you quotes, thank you cards, thank you notes, funny cards, funny thank you cards, best friend card, sassy gifts, and when people suck!

Looking for a way to add a little edge to your holiday season? Look no further than our "Merry F***ing Christmas" greeting card - the perfect way to showcase your sarcastic side with a little holiday cheer. Whether you're over the commercialism of the season or fed up with the family drama, this sassy and foul-mouthed design is sure to put a smile on even the grinchiest of faces. And hey, if you're looking for a way to tell your loved ones just how you feel about the season, why not do it with a card that pulls no punches? So go ahead, make someone's day with this unforgettable greeting - and let them know you're ringing in the holidays your way.

I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.

Feed me and tell me I'm pretty AGAIN, I'm STILL HUNGRY. Eat junk food with this funny screaming cat t shirt perfect for any cat mom or dad out there who feels ready to knock something off the table any time they get hangry.

Show everyone that you just don't care with this, "Behold The Field Of F**ks I Give and See That It Is Barren" sassy humor design! Perfect for not giving a crap, being sassy, and sarcastic!

I'm done dealing with you so bye! Be left alone with this funny "Blow Me" dandelion design. Perfect for feeling sassy, avoiding people, being petty, saying leave me alone, or a funny gift for your ex!

This thank you card design features the text "Thanks I Guess" with an illustration of a sassy sloth. Perfect for a thank you card, thank you note, thank you gifts, funny cards, cards for friends, sassy gifts, sassy cards, and sassy greeting cards!

Succ On This! This sassy succulent has had enough of your attitude!

Time to nama-slay this yoga routine! Motivate your favorite yogi with this sassy card!

This smiley doesn't wanna smile. Proudly keep that frown upside down with this funny, "Don't Tell Me To Smile" sassy smiley face design!

Please leave me a-gnome! Be sassy as your please with this cute gnome pun, gardening, funny gnome design.

Spooky and sassy, this ghost does not approve. Boo all the haters with this funny, BoOoOo ghost pun design with a sassy ghost giving two thumbs down!

Give some peace to this praying mantis with this sassy, "Don't Bug Me" bug design. Perfect for saying leave me alone, being a sassy insect, and warding off predators.

Omg I literally cat even right now! Show off your sassy side with this funny, cat pun, sassy cat greeting card!

Show off your sassy side this Thanksgiving with this sassy pumpkin pie design featuring the pun, "You Want A Piece Of Me?" for your Thanksgiving humor! Perfect for loving pumpkin pie, Thanksgiving dinner, food puns, and holiday humor!

Animal puns and booty are some of the best things in life! This song parody design "I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly" for the sassy jellyfish that feels bootylicious! Perfect for animal puns, animal jokes, song parody, animal parody, and jellyfish gifts!

Send some sassy love to your BFF, sibling, or loved one with this unicorn design featuring the text "Whatever" with an illustration of a sassy unicorn living their life. Perfect for a unicorn lover, unicorn gifts, lazy gifts, sassy gifts, sibling gifts feeling sassy and for spreading your unicorn love!

Ah, poetry <3 show off you sweet sassiness with this Cardi B inspired, "Rose Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Don't Come For Me I Will Dog Walk You" petty poem! Perfect for being sassy and keeping the haters away!

I am not a free sample, do not try me. Show that you are not to be trifled with in this sassy design.

Show your petty disapproval with this funny, "Thanks I Hate It" thank you bag parody inspired by the "thanks I hate it" meme! Perfect for embracing your sass and sharing your opinions.