Skip to Main Content

{{ name }}

Nsfw Socks

Browse our collection of 220 Nsfw Socks . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

These Aren't Suitable For Work But They're Suitable For Laughs

Live Your Best 90s Fantasy With Our Lisa Frank Inspired Designs

These Gifts Will Make The Recipient Take A Second Look

Nsfw Penis Funny Anime Food Nsfw Pattern Dads Puns Kinky Sassy Butts Ahegao Memes Patterns Subtle Nsfw Dick Humor Jokes Sex Positive Adult

NSFW Valentine's Chocolates Pattern Sock

NSFW Valentine's Chocolates Pattern Sock

Wow, wouldn't you like to see these vaginal Valentines and dickish delights in your next heart shaped box oof chocolates? Maybe, these chocolates are a little - genital....

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Sock

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Sock

Show that you've phallic fallen in love with these sexy, sensual, penis and vulva Valentines! These erogenous Candy Parts are perfect for your lovers this loving season or special occasion.

NSFW Makeup Pattern Sock

NSFW Makeup Pattern Sock

This seemingly innocent subtle makeup pattern looks fine at first glance, get a closer look, and you can spot all the "lipdicks,""chapsdicks,"penis-tipped mascara, lip gloss, rather vaginal looking lip balms, genitalia blushes, and a pudenda puddle of foundation! Fun for sex-positive makeup lovers or those who got the glam and the sexual humor to match!

NSFW Penis Fall Pattern Sock

NSFW Penis Fall Pattern Sock

At first you might see some seasonal corn, gourds, caramel apples, a jug of cider, pumpkins, pumpkin donuts...typical fall essentials. But look closer, there may be a phallic shape trend there, and check out the lines on the leaf - perhaps a bit vagina-esque? Laugh at this seemingly innocent phallic fall pattern!

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Sock

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Sock

Show off your love for NSFW, Pastels and vaporwave, kawaii aesthetics with this cute and naughty, penis shaped soda bottle, nsfw design.

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Sock

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Sock

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your socks? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Sock

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Sock

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Black Sock

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Black Sock

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

Pound My Cake Daddy Sock

Pound My Cake Daddy Sock

Pound My Cake Daddy! This Pound Cake is ready to get creamed! Totally not inappropriate whatsoever...

Kawaii Penises Pattern Sock

Kawaii Penises Pattern Sock

Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!

Floral Penis Pink Sock

Floral Penis Pink Sock

Looking for some new french toile pattern socks? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices after she stares at it too long? This subtle floral rainbow penis pattern is for you!

Unicorn Penis Pattern Sock

Unicorn Penis Pattern Sock

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Gingerbread and Candy Cane Penises Sock

Gingerbread and Candy Cane Penises Sock

Show off your love for these NSFW holiday treats with this , gingerbread and candy cane penises design!

Taco Vulvas Pattern Sock

Taco Vulvas Pattern Sock

Wow, tacos are so great, those look... are those... vaginas? Take these taco vulvas out for dinner and see if anyone can see the subtle NSFW images in the ingredients!

Macaron Peens Pattern Sock

Macaron Peens Pattern Sock

Check out these cute, quite possibly phallic macaron desserts surrounded by other pastel macarons, take a bite and rock this sweet and subtle NSFW pattern!

Penis Plants Pattern Sock

Penis Plants Pattern Sock

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

Whip Me, Daddy (Whipped Cream) Sock

Whip Me, Daddy (Whipped Cream) Sock

Top me on anything, and whip me, Daddy! Show off your sassy, kinky side with this, NSFW, flirty whipped cream design!

That booty be HOPPIN! Damn I feel feint over that ass, i might croak. Thicc frogs for LIFE.

Suck Me Heart Lollipop Sock

Suck Me Heart Lollipop Sock

What else do you do with a lollipop? Show off your sense of cheeky, flirty, NSFW humor this Valentine's Day with this cute, flirty, sassy, NSFW, Valentine's Day, "Suck Me" Lollipop design.

Looking For A Third Candy Hearts Parody Sock

Looking For A Third Candy Hearts Parody Sock

Hey Valentine, We're looking for a third! Whether or not you're in a throuple or a lover of and Valentine's day! Rock this flirty, candy heart, throuple parody design and feel the romance!

Phallic Breakfast Pattern Sock

Phallic Breakfast Pattern Sock

How would you like a side of phallic French toast with those penis pancakes? If breakfast is your fave meal of the day, along with some other things ;), then check out this naughty pattern!

Wizard Penis Pattern Sock

Wizard Penis Pattern Sock

A candle, crystal, wand, and potion bottle all have a particularly phallic shape in this pattern. Wizarding essentials at first glance, and then as you look, the penises just keep coming!

Frosted Peens Crackers Sock

Frosted Peens Crackers Sock

You can't go wrong with Frosted Animal Crackers! Well, maybe not "Animal" crackers... Show off you love for this nostalgic frosted treat with an NSFW twist!

Saint Patdick's Day Parody Sock

Saint Patdick's Day Parody Sock

Look festive and naught this St. Patrick's Day with this nsfw, phallic four leaf clover and green beer parody design!

Vulva Bouquet Sock

Vulva Bouquet Sock

This beautiful bouquet is sure to brighten anyone's day! Perfect for loving flowers and florals, hidden images, and NSFW humor!

I'm Moist Frog Sock

I'm Moist Frog Sock

Wink wink, ribbit ribbit...Show off your love of frogs and NSFW words with this, "I'm Moist" frisky frog design. Perfect for loving frogs, ponds, amphibians, and dirty .

Butter My Buns Daddy Sock

Butter My Buns Daddy Sock

Butter My Buns Daddy! Keep your biscuits good and moist with this steamy, buttery, NSFW design!

Taco Dirty To Me Sock

Taco Dirty To Me Sock

Show off your love of tacos and your dirty sense of humor with this, "Taco Dirty To Me" taco design with a flushed facial expression. Perfect for food , taco lovers, and dirty minds.

Space Brownie Peens Sock

Space Brownie Peens Sock

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Sock

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Sock

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

{{product.fields.title}} {{product.mapped_type.human_readable}}

With Coupon {{ product.pricing.coupon.toUpperCase() }}

PrevPage 1 of 8Next

{{ loadProductsText }}

No More Results

;