Humor Socks

Poop Humor Will Never Not be Funny. It's hilarious, always, no exceptions.

Show off your self-deprecating humor with these funny, anxiety inspired socks! Let the world know you use humor as a coping mechanism to deal with your anxiety and that's okay!

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Always hungry, please feed me! Show off your hungry humor and snake love with this, "Give Me Some Mice Mice Baby" animal pun design! Perfect for loving snakes, puns, mice, and food!

You're so toadally awesome, let the whole world know! This funny, animal pun design features the text "Toadally Awesome" with an illustration of a super cool toad wearing sunglasses. Perfect for animal memes, animal jokes, animal puns, frog gifts, toad puns, and being totally awesome!

Show off your love of the holidays with this Christmas inspired, Santa Claus believer's, flexing, workout humor shirt! Let the world know you are super fit and ready to rip open some presents!

Cute and craving! Show off your love of snacks with this, "Lookin Like A Snack While Lookin For A Snack" opossum design! Perfect fo opossum memes, always hungry, and animal humor!

Show off your love of cats with these super cute and adorable pet lover's, everything is FINE socks! Don't worry about me because everything is fine and nobody should worry or stress or be anxious ever. LOL.

Show off your love of past and carbs with these hilarious and motivational, inspirational spaghetti socks! Let the world know how much you love food, food related puns and staying positive!

Show the world that you're always ready for some pasta with this funny, "Rhetti For Spaghetti" spaghetti design! Perfect for a food lover, pasta lover, pasta jokes, and getting your carb on!

Don't mess with us! Show off your possum love with this funny, "Don't Mess With My Posse" opossum design! Perfect for being trashy, possum, opossum humor, puns, garbage groups, animal humor, and opossum jokes!

Nat 1? welp, guess I'll die. There's nothing worse than rolling a 1 on your precious d20, It always feels as though your own dice betrayed you! May the DM have mercy on your soul.

Show off your love of bread in all shapes and sizes with this funny, "Bread Is Bae" bread design! Perfect for carb lovers, bread humor, and food jokes!

HONKY HOLIDAYS. Celebrate the Christmas season with this, "Happy Honkmas" goose design. Perfect for holiday parties, Christmas lovers, and goose puns!

Introducing our latest creation - the Banana Penis pattern sock! These socks are not for the faint-hearted, but for those who dare to be bold and unapologetic. The design is subtle yet not so subtle at the same time and is sure to leave an impression on anyone who catches a glimpse. Whether you're trying to add a bit of spice to your outfit or looking for a conversation starter, these socks were made for you! Trust us; your friends and family will never see it coming. With an attention-grabbing pattern like this, you'll be the talk of the town, and people won't be able to resist asking where you got them from. So why wait? Get your hands on these socks now and take your style game to the next level!

We all have those days when we're so overwhelmed and overstimulated with tasks. Sometimes we feel like we're going to lose our shit and go crazy. This design is made for people like you!

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Introducing our hilarious and must-have Fart Squirrel Skunk socks! These socks are the epitome of humor and perfect for every skunk lover out there. With an eye-catching design that features an adorable squirrel, you'll have everybody laughing at the joke. If you're looking to add some flare to your sock game or need a fun gift for a friend, these socks are the answer! With the perfect blend of skunk and squirrel jokes, you're sure to become the life of the party with these socks gracing your feet. Whether for a special occasion or a casual outing, these socks will show off your animal humor and keep your feet cozy all day long. The Fart Squirrel Skunk socks aren't just a fashion statement but also a conversation starter. Pick up a pair and prepare for endless laughs and compliments!

Are you feeling overwhelmed and a little bit sassy? Say it loud and proud with our Stressed Opossum socks! These socks are perfect for when you're feeling like a screaming opossum and need some space to deal with life's stressors. With its quirky and funny design, these socks are not only functional but also a conversation starter. Show off your love for possum memes and possum jokes while still managing to look stylish. Whether you're a fan of these adorable little critters or just love making a statement with your fashion choices, our Stressed Opossum socks are the perfect addition to your sock drawer. Wear them around the house or out and about to let everyone know that you're not to be messed with! So, go ahead and slip these socks on, take a deep breath, and let yourself unwind you deserve it.

Please feed me and tell me I'm pretty, because I'm trash. Show off your sass and hunger with this funny, "Feed Me And Tell Me I'm Pretty" raccoon design! Perfect for raccoon jokes, being hungry, and needing attention.

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

This beautiful bouquet is sure to brighten anyone's day! Perfect for loving flowers and florals, hidden images, and NSFW humor!

Be left alone in Shakespearian style with this, "I Literary Can't With You Rn" sassy literature lover design! Perfect for basic bibliophiles, literature fans reading, reading humor, book lovers, and needing some peace and quiet!

This teachers design features the text "Training Tiny Humans To Listen To Me" because most early childhood educators know that's half the battle. Perfect for a preschool teacher, teachers, gifts for teachers, teacher humor, and teacher quotes!

This subtle NSFW pattern displays some classic bakery pastries, but the shape of them may appear to be...phallic. Not your normal pastries, but delicious! Fool friends with this penis pastry pattern, maybe they'll think you just really like eclairs...

Looking to herald the arrival of the dark lord with some feline flair? You'll want to get your hands on our "Pet Cats Hail Satan Sphynx" socks quick as hell! This hilarious and oh-so-sinister design features a hairless sphynx cat summoning the black beast himself, making it the perfect choice for folks who appreciate a little humor with their horror. Plus, with its comfortable fit and high-quality construction, it's an ideal choice for those who walk on the wild (and wicked) side. So whether you're gearing up for a dark ritual or just need a devilishly good pair of socks to get you through the day, our "Pet Cats Hail Satan Sphynx" design has you covered - it's the cat's meow!

Show off your love of skunks, the stinky cats out there with this, "Stinky Cat" skunk design! Perfect for cat jokes, skunk humor, skunk lovers, animal jokes, and animal gifts!

Get ready to slay this holiday with this funny Christmas greeting card design featuring the text "Sleigh All Day" with an illustration of cool, pop culture santa! Perfect for getting in the holiday spirit, slaying, santa jokes, song parodies, sassy Christmas holiday gifts and Christmas parties!

Show off your love of partying with these Summertime inspired, tequila lover's, patio drinker's socks! Time to fiesta and then siesta with your amigos!

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.