Humor Neck Gaiters

We all screw up sometimes, but what if you could make your screwups part of your charm? If you can laugh at yourself, then they WILL be laughing with you!

Level of stress: screaming opossum. Show that you're not to be messed with right now because you're just stressed and sassy with this, "Stressed" opossum design. Perfect for possum memes, possum jokes, and needing some space!

Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.

Eat trash, hail Satan. Show your love for the Dark Lord and trash cats with this Satan and Opossum inspired design.

do you love black cats, halloween, and embarassing your family and friends with ugly sweater patterns? This is the perfect design for you! These witchy cats are here to help you cast the spell of embarassment on your loved ones!

Show off your love of fall, pumpkins and butts with this pumpkin butt pattern! Perfect for loving autumn, pumpkin carving, and booties.

You Dirty Little Spore! This mushroom maid is kawaii and kinky! Show off your NSFW humor and mushroom love with this cute, but slightly suggestive, spore design!

Face any garbage with this trashy, raccoon inspired design!

Introducing the ultimate accessory for the true beaver aficionado - the Beaver Mouth neck gaiter! This hilarious and eye-catching design showcases the loveable yet tenacious beaver and is perfect for those who have a zest for life and a love for all things nature. Whether you're a carpenter, woodworker or simply appreciate the beauty of these industrious creatures, this neck gaiter is a must-have addition to your wardrobe and will definitely make you stand out from the crowd. The bold and playful design is guaranteed to spark conversation and will have everyone around you doing a double-take. Be proud, be bold, and show off your beaver bravery with this amazing design that will undoubtedly become your favorite accessory in no time! Ideal for both men and women, this neck gaiter is perfect for outdoor activities such as hiking, camping, fishing or simply taking a leisurely stroll in the woods. So whether you're looking to make a statement, stay warm or simply add a touch of humor to your everyday outfit, the Beaver Mouth neck gaiter is the perfect choice for you!

This subtle NSFW pattern displays some classic bakery pastries, but the shape of them may appear to be...phallic. Not your normal pastries, but delicious! Fool friends with this penis pastry pattern, maybe they'll think you just really like eclairs...

These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...

Gimme That Good Goose Neck Baby *wink wink* Honk Honk, watch out, this goose coming through to steal ya mans with their wicked neck game. Got that gooseneck for your man? This NSFW blowjob shirt will take your dirty jokes to the NECK level!

Try To Say Penis Louder Than Me I Dare You! For those who lose a bit of *immature* fun, and laugh at any mention of "penis," I'm right there with you.

It's time to ginger SHRED this holiday season! Get rolling with this rad skateboarding ginger bread person, perfect for celebrating Christmas, eating cookies, holiday humor and skaters.

Cause mischief and do as you please with this sassy goose design!

Show off your love of science with this hand-drawn, magic humor, scientific shirt! Magic isn't real, but science is the next best thing!

Brachiosaurus's got Hella Neck Game, if you know what I mean *wink wink* watch out, this dinosaur is coming through to steal ya mans with their long neck game. Got that brachiosaurus head (& neck) for your man? This NSFW blowjob shirt will take your dirty jokes to the NECK level!

Get your llamas ready for the holidays with this funny, "Happy Llamadays" Christmas llama design! Perfect for a llama lover, Christmas humor, Christmas puns, llama puns, and spending the holidays with your llamas!

Try your hardest to celebrate the holidays with this funny, skeleton christmas design featuring the text "When You're Dead Inside But It's Christmas" with a skeleton wearing Christmas lights and a santa hat! Perfect for when you're dead inside, Christmas humor, holiday jokes, and a sassy Christmas!

Nat 1? welp, guess I'll die. There's nothing worse than rolling a 1 on your precious d20, It always feels as though your own dice betrayed you! May the DM have mercy on your soul.

Nat 1? welp, guess I'll die. There's nothing worse than rolling a 1 on your precious d20, It always feels as though your own dice betrayed you! May the DM have mercy on your soul.

Butter My Buns Daddy! Keep your biscuits good and moist with this steamy, buttery, NSFW design!

Butter My Biscuit Daddy! Keep your biscuits good and wet with this steamy NSFW design!

Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!

Show your love of cooking and your dedication to making perfect sauces and stews and other culinary potions with this funny weed pun!

That's right if you're hot, dumb, pure of heart and "Thembo" resonates with you you're a *Certified Thembo* and I'm proud of you and love you.

We are blessed by the Thanksgiving Trinity of mashed potatoes, turkey, and pie! Show off your love of the Thanksgiving foods, perfect for Thanksgiving dinner, family time, eating pumpkin pie, turkey, and mashed potatoes!

Show off your love of plants and classic monsters with this funny, monstera leaf parody! Perfect for loving Frankenstein, Dracula, Mummies and monstera plants!

This hentai-inspired design is for all those anime lovers out there with a dirty sense of humor *cue ahegao face.* This fondue is ready to get cheesy, salty, and sticky... dip in me daddy!

You're a beautiful badass who takes no crap from anyone, so tell people to "Bippity Boppity Back Off" with this sassy princess design! Perfect for princess humor, princess quotes, sassy jokes, princess jokes, and wanting to be left alone!