Funny Greeting Cards

The best things in life are free, and orgasms are one of lives greatest simple pleasures. Celebrate your favorite lover with this cheeky thanks for the orgasm design, because they are sacred.

Wish your loved one a happy birthday and let them know Satan is pleased with this funny floral birthday card. This goth birthday card features illustrations of black and white roses, a mysterious eye and the phrase "Happy Birthday Satan Is Pleased With Your Progress.

Always jingle all the way. No one likes a half-assed jingler. Show that you jingle full-ass or not at all with this funny holiday design.

This thank you card design features the text "Thank You For Being You Because People Suck" for a funny thank you to give to someone you're grateful for. Perfect for thank you quotes, thank you cards, thank you notes, funny cards, funny thank you cards, best friend card, sassy gifts, and when people suck!

Yee frhawg! Giddy up, partner, and hop out to the west with this funny, cowboy frog saying, "howdy." Perfect for loving frogs, cowboys, the desert and cacti.

This little Kitty is Purrsitively ready to get festive and feral right meow, for this pawliday season!

Get ready to slay this holiday with this funny Christmas greeting card design featuring the text "Sleigh All Day" with an illustration of cool, pop culture santa! Perfect for getting in the holiday spirit, slaying, santa jokes, song parodies, holiday gifts and Christmas parties!

Keanu hear what I hear? A song a song high above the trees, Keanu will bring us goodness and light. Show off your love for Christmas classics and Keanu Reeves memes by gifting this funny, Keanu, Holiday parody greeting card.

Sip a Christmas cocktail with this cute, "It's The Most Wonderful Lime of the Year" funny lime pun, holiday design!

Ermergerd perpy derg! I may be a little doofy, but I'm your bestest friend in the whole wide world! I love you to the ends of the world and back!

Merry Christmas, Bitches!!!! Get hyped for Christmas cheer with this sassy crassy design that's perfect for the next holiday get together or just getting into the Christmas vibe.

WOW! I fish I was as cool as you. Cast your love far out with this funny fish pun, perfect for spawning some appreciation this valentines day!

Show off your love of the most magical time of the year with this super silly and festive, holiday inspired, Hanukkah themed, party menorah greeting card! Let the world know you are ready to get LIT LIKE A MENORAH! Get it??

Get a long little doggy this holiday season with this cute winner dog themed greeting card. This holiday card features illustration of black and brown Dachshunds and the phrase "Dachshund Through The Snow.

This, "Shark! The Herald Angels Sing" Christmas carol design is sure to get the family swimming this holiday! Show off your love of sharks and Christmas with this parody!

This funny valentines day card is perfect for the lover with a sense of humor and lover of cheese and cheese jokes. "I love you almost as much as I love cheese and that is an awful lot." This valentines card is great for fans of cheese quotes, funny food quotes and food jokes.

Unleash your inner Grinch this holiday season with our quirky and hilarious greeting card! The message "When You're Dead Inside But It's Christmas" is sure to resonate with anyone who feels like a walking corpse during the jolliest time of year. The design features a skeleton donning a Santa hat and string lights, adding a touch of dark humor and irreverence that perfectly captures the essence of the season for those who can't seem to shake off their inner scrooge. Whether you're sending it to a likeminded friend or family member or using it to make a statement about the commercialism of the holiday season, this card is sure to be a hit. Send a bit of unconventional cheer this Christmas with our "Dead Inside" greeting card! dead inside funny christmas cards christmas jokes christmas humor holiday greeting cards funny greeting cards dead inside meme christmas skeleton sassy christmas.

The definition of a mom (hero that does whatever it takes to get stuff done, absolutely never wrong about anything ever). The perfect funny gifts for mom this Mother's Day, she'll know you appreciate what a badass mom she is with this funny mother's day card.

If you're goin fish might as well F*** around and find trout. Emit a powerful aura as you go fishing with this sassy trout pun.

We all know that the holidays belong to the cats!! But as far as you know, all the ornaments that have been destroyed were the fault of the dog, right? Nope, not the cat at all.

Happy Birthday Jesus! Celebrate the birth of christ and trendy holiday cheer in this humorous christmas greeting card. Perfect to wear to you xmas party and to family functions.

Look at the way he is sitting, yes, very distinguished, mhm. Show off your love of cats and catchphrases with this funny, cute, "Look At This Distinguished Gentleman" tuxedo cat design!

This holiday season, you better be sure to be nice and not naughty. Especially to your cats! Celebrate the spirit of the holiday season with this cute and funny, cat Christmas greeting card!

You can't spell hoedown without hoe! Yeehaw! Be sex positive with this funny cowboy themed design!

Keep an eye out for Krampus! You kids better not have been naughty! Show off your love of the Christmas season with this Krampus cartoon design inspired by retro, rubber hose-style animations!

Show off your gay fear or queer excitement with this funny, "Screams In Gay" art parody design based on the famous Edvard Munch painting! Perfect for an artsy gay, queer artists, LGBTQ humor, and pride!

For all of us that love our lil fuzzballs know that cats are the epitome of the term crackhead energy, especially when the zoomies kicks in! A funny and cute design for cat lovers alike.

This shirt is perfect for the sassy Christmas loving ho in all of us. If you would rather make jokes and have something funny going on in your life, especially around the holidays - you might as well make Santa jokes about him saying Ho Ho Ho! This parody Santa pun design is the one for you when you know Santa is making his naughty or nice list.

Why be a hermit when you can be a kermit. The Muppet is here to deliver you the message of growth and accomplishment. But, ya know, that's none of his business...

And you must be a mouse, cuz' that pickup line was CHEESY! But You're cute enough... I wouldn't mind playing a game of cat and mouse, if you catch my drift.