Funny Blankets

Introducing the perfect conversation starter for your home decor collection! This innovative design is sure to make anyone take a second look and spark a few laughs. What better way to add a sprinkle of humor and spice to your living space? The intricate and detailed pattern will leave you and your guests in awe. Don't be surprised if your friends start hinting for one of their own. Whether you use it as a statement piece or as a cozy addition to your bedding, this blanket is sure to bring a smile to your face every time you see it. It's time to spice up your home decor game with this one-of-a-kind, Floral Penis Pattern Blanket. Your decor game just got a major upgrade!

Oh lawd they're comin! The fat shark's are taking over, the apex predators are here! These adorable chunky boi's and Girls are here to either claim or protect your food items.

Per my last email, is the petty way of sending work emails about dumb questions. What's more petty than a sassy lil' cat? Show off your sassiness at work with this funny, work email meme, cat parody blanket home decor.

This funny design features a pair of dorky glasses and the words "nerd alert" and is perfect for nerds everywhere. If you're a dork, nerd, geek, outcast, loser, gamer, bookworm, or otherwise socially inept person then this design is for you! Ideal for school, college, university, the library, or partying with your nerdy friends!

I'm Shrexy and I know it. Show your love for Shrek and LMFAO with this funny parody design.

What's that peeking out of the moist, juicy flesh of these tantalizing fruits? Talk about finger foods! Although maybe don't take this one to work. ...Maybe.

I don't eat -- I inhale my food. Show your love for the hungry pink puff with this adorable "always hungry" Kirby design!

It's all just a bunch of honkus ponkus. Show your love for geese, bad puns and all things spooky with this honkus ponkus design!

Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!

Yeah, I'd rather be playing wordle right now. If you'd rather be solving word puzzles on your phone than do anything else show it off with this funny, sassy parody design.

When I was a young cat, my pawther took me into the kitty to see a meow-ching baaand. For fans of emo, My Chemical Romance and cats, this cat marching band/My Chemical Romance parody is perfect for fans of emo and cats!

Yee frhawg! Giddy up, partner, and hop out to the west with this funny, cowboy frog saying, "howdy." Perfect for loving frogs, cowboys, the desert and cacti.

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Brr! I'm cold! Keep me warm! Cuddle up next to your favorite pirate and hope you don't get the cold shoulder from some frozen hearted bounty hunter trying to freeze your ability to love with this adorable parody on the famous "free hugs" design.

Introducing the most cheeky and creative product: the Feathery Vagina Pattern blanket! This playful yet subtly designed blanket is perfect for those who want to add a touch of humor to their home decor. Our unique pattern is a playful take on genitalia that will have your guests doing a double-take. The Feathery Vagina Pattern is more than just a decor item, it's a statement piece that represents your individuality and free spirit. It's perfect for snuggling up with a loved one or for use as a conversation starter at your next party. With its soft and cozy feel, this blanket is both practical and fun. The best part? You don't have to be ashamed of your unique quirks and traits, embrace them with the Feathery Vagina Pattern blanket. Add some spice to your home decor today with this witty and irresistibly cheeky product!

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

Introducing the latest sensation that's causing a stir in the world of home decor - our Floral Penis Pattern blanket! This unique and quirky pattern is designed to drive your mother absolutely crazy, while adding a touch of humor and fun to your living room. Featuring intricately detailed floral prints that are carefully intertwined with subtle genitalia imagery, this blanket is perfect for anyone looking to add a bit of edginess to their decor style. Not only is it a conversation starter, but it's also made of high-quality materials that guarantee durability, comfort, and long-lasting use. Whether you're snuggled up on the couch with your significant other or hosting a social gathering with friends and family, this Floral Penis Pattern blanket is sure to become the main attraction and teasing point in your home. Don't let your sense of humor go unnoticed - grab yours today and experience the laughter and smiles it brings with it!

Unless it's a nap, it's gonna be a no for me. Show off your laziness and love for napping with this funny and sassy, lazy home decor blanket.

SO TRUE BESTIE <3 <3 Like if you agree. Spread some feminism with this funny ironic design that just wants to be fully supportive of women.

Thanksgiving turkey's aren't complete with stuffing after all! Show off your sense of humor with this holiday season with this funny, "Stuff Me Daddy" turkey, Thanksgiving day parody shirt design.

Get yourself together and get your shit together! Start adulting and get yourself together with this funny, adulting, cat blanket!

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!

"Can I speak to a manager?" Just calm down Karen! Tell all the basic karens who are popping off for no real reason to calm down and listen to kidz bop with this funny blanket / home decor.

And Dankey Kang is my favorite sonic the hedghog character! Have you ever seen Bayonetta from digimon? sooooo cool.

Hanukkah is Lit! And so is this Menorah. This is a great gift for those special 8 days of the year, and it's sure to make those you celebrate with smile!

Who run the world? Squirrels! If someone who asks you who run the world show off that it's squirrels (and girls of course) with this cute and funny, who run the world, squirrels parody blanket/ home decor!

He may be the president but he's still not my president and I don't stand with him or his supporters. Take a stand against everything Trump and his followers support with this sassy and liberal blanket/home decor that's stained with the tears of trump supporters.

I got America's ass! Show that you're a patriotic thot this Fourth of July with this funny design!

Rock this funny parody shirt if you want everyone to do a double take when they pass by your way!

Thank the one true god for the right to practice pagan rituals and believe in non-Abrahamic religions with this funny parody "Thank God" design!