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Browse our collection of 41 College Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Greendale Community College Alumni Blanket

Greendale Community College Alumni Blanket

Represent you favorite misfit study group with this Community inspired design. This design feature's Greendale's anus logo and the text "Greendale Community College Alumni.

Greendale Community College Paintball Blanket

Greendale Community College Paintball Blanket

Show your support for Greendale Community College, and maybe, join the infamous PAINTBALL WARS and remember, GO HUMAN BEINGS!

Fake It Till You Make It Blanket Blanket

Fake It Till You Make It Blanket Blanket

Life,College, adulthood all of it. Who knows how else to get through the daily challenges besides faking it until you make it. It's how the good ol' college try goes, an inspirational motto.

Nerd Alert Blanket

Nerd Alert Blanket

This funny design features a pair of dorky glasses and the words "nerd alert" and is perfect for nerds everywhere. If you're a dork, nerd, geek, outcast, loser, gamer, bookworm, or otherwise socially inept person then this design is for you! Ideal for school, college, university, the library, or partying with your nerdy friends!

Say Yes to Doing Whatever the F*** I Want Blanket

Say Yes to Doing Whatever the F*** I Want Blanket

No one can tell you what to do! If you wanna be seen in this floral blanket design in public who's to stop you?? You're fabulous as F***, work it. To celebrate your body positivity wear this cute floral blanket that sure to fit into your wardrobe!

F*** Mornings Blanket

F*** Mornings Blanket

F*** Mornings. The suns up and I hate it. Show that you are not an early riser with this sassy foul-mouthed design.

I Am Nap Royalty Blanket

I Am Nap Royalty Blanket

I am nap royalty, queen of sleeping, princess of the bed, lady of the blankets. I'm so lazy I have my own kingdom, and my pillow and blankets and netflix are my willing and obedient subjects. I don't care if I am procrastinating for finals or homework or whatever, just don't touch me, don't talk to me.

Bikini Bottom Alumni Blanket

Bikini Bottom Alumni Blanket

If you were there when Spongebob debuted in 1999, then this design is for you! This design is a parody of a school or college alumni shirt, featuring a life ring and a pineapple, referencing Spongebob's house from the cartoon. If you still love Spongebob this design is perfect for anywhere you want to share your love for the show!

Here Lies My Hopes And Dreams Blanket

Here Lies My Hopes And Dreams Blanket

Mourn the death of your hopes and dreams because you are slowly drowning in student loans because you were foolish enough to want to go to college and get an education. perfect for keeping in your dorm room to soak up all your tears from finals week and all the other stress of your life.

Greendale Go Human Beings! Community Blanket

Greendale Go Human Beings! Community Blanket

Show your support for Greendale Community College, and maybe, join the infamous study group and remember, GO HUMAN BEINGS!

I Think Both Teams Should Lose (Football) Blanket

I Think Both Teams Should Lose (Football) Blanket

Be a touchdowner at the next football game or tailgate you're dragged to this fall with this super sassy, "I Think Both Teams Should Lose" funny, anti-sports design. Perfect for being a fan of parties but not football.

Kindergarten Dropout Blanket

Kindergarten Dropout Blanket

It didn't take you long to realize that school wasn't for you! This design is perfect for showing the world how much you despise school! Ideal for school, college, university, work, are just hanging out with friends. Perfect for taking over the party and getting crazy! Apples! This cool design is ideal for people who love to dance, twerk, act cool, party and drink and get wasted with friends, and dominate the dance floor!

You Can Even Blanket

You Can Even Blanket

This funny, inspirational design features a shooting star and the words "you can even" and is perfect for finding the strength to "even". This design is ideal for people who are tired of hearing people say "I can't even" when confronted with even the smallest headaches or inconveniences. Share your strength with this design. Perfect for school, college, the coffee shop, university, or just hanging out with friends.

Dress Like Jackie, Act Like Audrey, Party Like Gatsby Blanket

Dress Like Jackie, Act Like Audrey, Party Like Gatsby Blanket

A cute classy sorority blanket featuring a creed for every sorority sister to live by: Dress like Jackie O, Act like Audrey Hepburn and Party like Jay Gatsby. Get your pearls ready because we're going drinking tonight in our finest clothes. This fashionable sorority decor is perfect for any sorority sister who loves to throw the best college party with her sisters and chosen fraternity.

Life is F***ing Relentless Blanket

Life is F***ing Relentless Blanket

Life is F***ing relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a crab smoking a cigaret.

Sports Balls Pattern Blanket

Sports Balls Pattern Blanket

Get your game on with this fun sports ball (and puck) pattern! Can't choose your favorite sport? How about all of them?! Never worry about having the right look for the game party again!

Life is Relentless Blanket

Life is Relentless Blanket

Life is relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a crab smoking a cigaret.

University Of Hyrule Blanket

University Of Hyrule Blanket

Represent the Alma Mater of your gaming expertise with this university parody, nerdy, video game, gamer, college inspired, University of Hyrule blanket! Show off your love for the Legend of Zelda!

A Haiku About Getting Out Of Bed Blanket Blanket

A Haiku About Getting Out Of Bed Blanket Blanket

No. Nope. No thanks. Please No. Don't make me. I don't want to go to school, work, responsibilities. I just want to eat and Netflix please.

Mad Stacks Yo Blanket Blanket

Mad Stacks Yo Blanket Blanket

If you're in academia you know you get some mad stacks of paper yo. Get a laugh out of your fellow students with this pile of textbooks blanket!

I Don't Want A "Dream Job" I Want A Garden Blanket

I Don't Want A "Dream Job" I Want A Garden Blanket

Who needs a "dream job" I just want to grow food and flowers! Celebrate the beauty of gardening with this, "I Don't Want A Dream Job I Want A Garden" retro design!

No One Knows What The Duck They're Doing Duck Blanket

No One Knows What The Duck They're Doing Duck Blanket

Word on the water is, no one actually knows what the duck they're doing. Show that you're doing your best with this, "No One Knows What The Duck They're Doing" life duck!

You're In Debt You Belong To Me Blanket

You're In Debt You Belong To Me Blanket

If you're a victim of debt, then sorry to break it to ya, you actually belong to Mr. Tom nook.

CapyBruh Pattern Blanket

CapyBruh Pattern Blanket

Just a bunch of guys been' dudes, bruh! Put on your coolest cappy and get swaggy with this capybara inspired pattern.

Hello I'm Trying Blanket

Hello I'm Trying Blanket

Life is hard, adulting is hard, and all we can do to conquer that is to try. Enjoy this Hello I'm... name tag design and let people know that you're trying!

Quitting School To Become A Mermaid Blanket

Quitting School To Become A Mermaid Blanket

Sure, fish swim in schools, but anything's better than college! (or high school!) And Mermaids don't have homework, and they don't have to study, and they don't have to wear pants...so let everyone know your future plan with this delightfully cute mermaid blanket design.

High Five Blanket

High Five Blanket

This funny pothead design features a cartoon number five smoking a joint and the words "high five" is perfect for people who love puns, weed, marijuana, smoking, vaping, drugs, ganja, and is perfect for showing your pothead pride at school, college, university, the gym, getting your medical card, or visiting your local marijuana dispensary!

Be Nice Or Go Away Blanket

Be Nice Or Go Away Blanket

This funny nice blanket features the phrase "be nice or go away" and is perfect for people who don't like haters, mean people, negativity, and like to keep their life positive and fabulous. Perfect for basic bitches who like to keep it real and is ideal for school, college, university, going to bed and sleeping, napping, or just hanging out with nice people!

I Don't Like Mornings or People Blanket

I Don't Like Mornings or People Blanket

Introverts unite and tell people that you don't like mornings...or people for that matter. Don't worry if they don't get sarcasm, it doesn't mean that you aren't funny. This blanket design features the quote, "I Don't like Mornings or People." with a sun pattern.

Feeling Shitty Pet A Kitty Blanket

Feeling Shitty Pet A Kitty Blanket

This cute blanket features a precious kitten and the words "feeling shitty? Pet a kitty" and is perfect for people who love their pet cat, cats, kittens, kitties, and is ideal for showing love for your pet when your feeling shitty at the gym, school, college, university, work, or just hanging out watching Netflix with your cat in your dorm room!

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