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Sarcastic Totes

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About this Design Show off your love of teaching with this sarcastic teacher humor, school inspired tote bag! Let your classroom know that you decided on this profession for the fame and fortune! Just kidding of course, teachers are not paid enough AT ALL.
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I Became A Teacher For The Fame And Fortune Tote
I Became A Teacher For The Fame And Fortune Tote
Show off your love of teaching with this sarcastic teacher humor, school inspired tote bag! Let your classroom know that you decided on this profession for the fame and fortune! Just kidding of course, teachers are not paid enough AT ALL.
About this Design This sarcastic bag is perfect for sad girls everywhere who embrace their sadness in "Sad Girl Club." This sad tote is perfect those with an appreciation for dark humor, sad quotes, depression humor, sad girl club, sad girl bags, and sad girl quotes.
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Sad Girl Club Tote
Sad Girl Club Tote
This sarcastic bag is perfect for sad girls everywhere who embrace their sadness in "Sad Girl Club." This sad tote is perfect those with an appreciation for dark humor, sad quotes, depression humor, sad girl club, sad girl bags, and sad girl quotes.



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About this Design My death will probably be caused by being sarcastic at the wrong time. Nobody ever really knows when to take me seriously, because I am just the epitome of biting satire and cunning wit. My words are weapons and someday they will betray me. This sarcastic tote bag design will warn everyone of your wit.
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Sarcastic At The Wrong Time Tote
Sarcastic At The Wrong Time Tote
My death will probably be caused by being sarcastic at the wrong time. Nobody ever really knows when to take me seriously, because I am just the epitome of biting satire and cunning wit. My words are weapons and someday they will betray me. This sarcastic tote bag design will warn everyone of your wit.
About this Design This pastel kawaii tote is great for all antisocial pastel goth lovers who want to communicate the right message to everyone they meet: Ew Go Away. This cute sarcastic tote is great for fans of pastel goth fashion, pastel mug, sarcastic quotes, sarcasm, gross fonts, slime, and kawaii totes.
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Ew Go Away Tote
Ew Go Away Tote
This pastel kawaii tote is great for all antisocial pastel goth lovers who want to communicate the right message to everyone they meet: Ew Go Away. This cute sarcastic tote is great for fans of pastel goth fashion, pastel mug, sarcastic quotes, sarcasm, gross fonts, slime, and kawaii totes.
About this Design This sassy tote is great for awkward weirdos, shy introverts and the socially anxious because parties and people are that worst so "sorry I'm late I didn't want to come." This sarcastic design is perfect for fans of parties, introversion and awkward .
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Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come Tote
Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come Tote
This sassy tote is great for awkward weirdos, shy introverts and the socially anxious because parties and people are that worst so "sorry I'm late I didn't want to come." This sarcastic design is perfect for fans of parties, introversion and awkward .
About this Design This feminist tote is perfect for feminists who just wanna tell the patriarchy to F*** off and leave me alone! This floral feminist quote is great for fans of sarcastic quotes, sarcastic , floral quotes, feminist and feminist decor.
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Leave Me Alone Tote
Leave Me Alone Tote
This feminist tote is perfect for feminists who just wanna tell the patriarchy to F*** off and leave me alone! This floral feminist quote is great for fans of sarcastic quotes, sarcastic , floral quotes, feminist and feminist decor.
About this Design The sarcastic design is perfect for any feminist. The definition of Feminism, the radical notion that women are people.
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Feminism Definition Tote
Feminism Definition Tote
The sarcastic design is perfect for any feminist. The definition of Feminism, the radical notion that women are people.
About this Design Let everyone know how much you really care with this sarcastic and tote bag.
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I Don't Care Tote Tote
I Don't Care Tote Tote
Let everyone know how much you really care with this sarcastic and tote bag.



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About this Design You did it! You made it out of bed! Start the morning right and let the world know about your medal worthy accomplishment with this design featuring a ribbon for your achievement! Perfect for lazy days you'd rather be back in bed.
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Made It Out Of Bed Tote
Made It Out Of Bed Tote
You did it! You made it out of bed! Start the morning right and let the world know about your medal worthy accomplishment with this design featuring a ribbon for your achievement! Perfect for lazy days you'd rather be back in bed.
About this Design Your wit and sarcastic remarks are as sharp as shark teeth. This shark design features the text "Sharkastic Asshole" with an illustration of a shark eating a rainbow! Perfect for a shark lover, shark , shark, shark , shark gifts, and sarcastic gifts!
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Sharkastic Asshole Tote
Sharkastic Asshole Tote
Your wit and sarcastic remarks are as sharp as shark teeth. This shark design features the text "Sharkastic Asshole" with an illustration of a shark eating a rainbow! Perfect for a shark lover, shark , shark, shark , shark gifts, and sarcastic gifts!
About this Design Tired of the llama drama, taking no one's crap, and are so over it. This sassy llama pattern, tote bag design features an illustration of a llama throwing up deuces. Perfect for a llama lover, llama , llama humor, and the sassy, sarcastic llama in you!
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Sassy Llama Pattern Tote
Sassy Llama Pattern Tote
Tired of the llama drama, taking no one's crap, and are so over it. This sassy llama pattern, tote bag design features an illustration of a llama throwing up deuces. Perfect for a llama lover, llama , llama humor, and the sassy, sarcastic llama in you!
About this Design Tired of the llama drama, taking no one's crap, and are so over it. This llama design features the text "Llater Llosers" with an illustration of a goofy llama throwing up deuces. Perfect for a llama lover, llama , llama humor, and the sassy, sarcastic llama in you!
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Llater Llosers Llama Tote
Llater Llosers Llama Tote
Tired of the llama drama, taking no one's crap, and are so over it. This llama design features the text "Llater Llosers" with an illustration of a goofy llama throwing up deuces. Perfect for a llama lover, llama , llama humor, and the sassy, sarcastic llama in you!
About this Design Nah it's cool I feel good about life, doin' great. It's cool, I didn't feel like doing stuff today anyway. Sometimes life hands harpoons you in the chest and you run out of air as you sink to the bottom of the ocean, only to be eaten by a kraken. Contemplate your life and all the things outside of your control with this bad day diver tote with a sarcastic phrase that says "Yep I'm good, thanks", perfect for failing to be an adult, dealing with problems, and hating mondays.
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Yep I'm Good Thanks Diver Tote
Yep I'm Good Thanks Diver Tote
Nah it's cool I feel good about life, doin' great. It's cool, I didn't feel like doing stuff today anyway. Sometimes life hands harpoons you in the chest and you run out of air as you sink to the bottom of the ocean, only to be eaten by a kraken. Contemplate your life and all the things outside of your control with this bad day diver tote with a sarcastic phrase that says "Yep I'm good, thanks", perfect for failing to be an adult, dealing with problems, and hating mondays.
About this Design This 90s alien tote is great for all those anti social goths and grunge kids who hate everyone because "humans are gross." Ew, this sarcastic tote is perfect for fans of antisocial quotes, alien , 90s fashion, goth, grunge and sarcasm.
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Humans Are Gross Tote
Humans Are Gross Tote
This 90s alien tote is great for all those anti social goths and grunge kids who hate everyone because "humans are gross." Ew, this sarcastic tote is perfect for fans of antisocial quotes, alien , 90s fashion, goth, grunge and sarcasm.
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