Selective Hearing Sorry Premium T-Shirt
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About the Design
This design humorously depicts the common experience of "selective hearing," twisting it into a witty, almost corporate rejection. It's a playful way to acknowledge that some messages just don't make the cut. The simple, clean text conveys the message directly and with a touch of dry humor.
What the Phrase Means
The core phrase "I have selective hearing. I'm sorry you were not selected" takes the everyday idiom of selective hearing and applies a formal, almost job-application-rejection tone. It's a sarcastic declaration that the wearer intentionally filters out unwanted information or conversation, delivering a polite yet firm dismissal.
Who This Design Is For
- People with a dry sense of humor
- Individuals who love witty one-liners
- Sarcasm enthusiasts
- Anyone who masters the art of tuning out
- Friends or family members known for selective listening
- Those seeking a funny conversation starter
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- sarcastic communication apparel
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Design Interpretation
The design features clean, understated text in a classic serif font, presented in a light grey color on a bright white background. This minimalist approach enhances the dry, sarcastic mood of the message, making the humor subtle yet impactful and easy to read.
Who is this for?
Sarcastic individuals, People with a dry sense of humor, Those who enjoy witty wordplay, Anyone who practices selective hearing, Fans of clever, minimalist designs
Sizing, Fit & Styles
Available Styles & Fits
Sizing & Fit Guide
Our Premium T-Shirt is designed with a modern fit. If you prefer a loose look, we recommend sizing up.
| Available Sizes | Fits Like |
|---|---|
| Small | True to Size |
| Medium | True to Size |
| Large | True to Size |
| Extra Large | True to Size |
| 2X Large | True to Size |
| 3X Large | True to Size |
Care & Frequently Asked Questions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Common Questions
What does "selective hearing" mean in this context?
In this design, "selective hearing" is humorously interpreted as consciously choosing to acknowledge only certain information, implying other details were "not selected" for processing.
Is this shirt suitable for all audiences?
This shirt is best suited for adults who appreciate dry wit and sarcastic humor, as the message plays on a common social interaction with a clever twist.
What kind of style does this shirt represent?
This shirt represents a casual style with a humorous edge, perfect for expressing personality and sparking conversations with its witty, understated message.
