Pirate Unisex T-shirts

The legendary beast of the deep was known to have a sense of humor. Tales would tell that before it took down ships it would shout "What's Kraken?" Till this day people still cringe at the the phrase, whether it's because of the legend or it's outdated slang is still unknown. Be sure to get a laugh out of friends and nerdy passersby alike in this awesome retro styled kraken design.

Sing Me Sea Shanties To Drop Me Panties - do it, please sailors? Tik Tok reopened the long lost treasure chest under the sea, the glorious Sea Shanties, some foul, some ethereal, let the winds and fate decide your tune. But this traditional ribboned anchor has a bit of lingerie draping over the side, because sea shanties DROP panties!

Arghh, yee better not mess with captain hedgie and his crew of salty sea dogs! Show off your love for pirates, hedgehogs, otters, raccoons and rats with this cute, pirate crew shirt design!

If you're a pirate, chances are you're drinking all kinds of rum and performing all types of crimes! Raid the seas, fight the navy, find the treasure, drink the grog!! You are a pirate!

Even Nessy has bad days. Celebrate all things melancholy and monstrous with this cryptid inspired design.

Good Ol' Calico Jack, Raiding the seven sees, pludering the ocean for treasures. Wait, what do you mean he wasn't an actual Calico cat?! Nonsense, don't tell me such lies!