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Browse our collection of 30 Penis Blankets and more. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Cockbuster Blanket

Cockbuster Blanket

We all know what Blockbuster was back in the day, but now things have changed. Introducing Cockbusters! It's the same concept but spicier. What are you waiting for? Get yours today!

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Blanket

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Blanket

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Big Dick Stocks Blanket

Big Dick Stocks Blanket

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Blanket

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Blanket

Show off your love for NSFW, Pastels and vaporwave, kawaii aesthetics with this cute and naughty, penis shaped soda bottle, nsfw design.

Weinter NSFW Parody Blanket

Weinter NSFW Parody Blanket

I just love the "Weinter"! Seeing all the intricate details of the falling snowflakes. Checkout these NSFW snowflakes and celebrate winter with this , nsfw winter design.

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Blanket

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Blanket

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

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Rainbow Penis Pattern Blanket

Rainbow Penis Pattern Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Banana penis pattern Blanket

Banana penis pattern Blanket

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Penis Plants Pattern Blanket

Penis Plants Pattern Blanket

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Orange Blanket

Floral Penis Pattern Orange Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Yellow Blanket

Floral Penis Pattern Yellow Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Blanket

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

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90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Black Blanket

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Black Blanket

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

I'm "H" Word Blanket

I'm "H" Word Blanket

I'm "H" word for you Valentine! Show off how you really feel this Valentine's Day with this , flirty, "H Word" candy heart Valentine's Day parody design.

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Blanket

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Blanket

Show that you've phallic fallen in love with these sexy, sensual, penis and vulva Valentines! These erogenous Candy Parts are perfect for your lovers this loving season or special occasion.

Phallic Witchy Things Pattern Blanket

Phallic Witchy Things Pattern Blanket

Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.

Phallic Christmas Cookies Blanket

Phallic Christmas Cookies Blanket

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

NSFW Makeup Pattern Blanket

NSFW Makeup Pattern Blanket

This seemingly innocent subtle makeup pattern looks fine at first glance, get a closer look, and you can spot all the "lipdicks,""chapsdicks,"penis-tipped mascara, lip gloss, rather vaginal looking lip balms, genitalia blushes, and a pudenda puddle of foundation! Fun for sex-positive makeup lovers or those who got the glam and the sexual humor to match!

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