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Girls just wanna have fun! Fundamental rights, that is! Get your protest or party (maybe both!) on with this sassy, realtalk tee and stand for what you believe in!

Let's drink like a frog in a swamp and get absolutely SHREKED! Come on, don't be afraid to drink like an ogre! Great for party goers who love shrek!

Ew It Smells Conservative In Here... This is it, this is what you wear to your majority conservative republican family holiday parties. When your family forces you to go to church, when you want to do a bit of a silent protest, when you're feeling angsty - this is it. Don't want to put effort into verbally expressing your beliefs because you know it will fall upon deaf ears? Let them read it, get their blood pressure going, yunno?

Show off your love of margaritas and being unironically trashy with this, "Let's Get Trashed" raccoon design with an illustration of a raccoon double fisting two different flavors of margarita!

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

Sometimes you don't have the big dick energy sometimes you need to keep it little and low-key. We can't all be alpha's (ew)so show some trendy humor in this "Lil Dick Energy" design, and exude your beta or sigma energy proudly.