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Funny Nerd Blankets

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About this Design Nerdy people with an interest in cryptozoology and unknown creatures the world over have heard the story of the mothman! Whether your favorite cryptid is nessie or bigfoot, this cute nerdy pattern of adorable mothmen makes a great statement, and that statement is "I like cryptozoology and have great taste"! Show off your cryptid love with this nerdy blanket!
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Cute Mothman Pattern Blanket
Cute Mothman Pattern Blanket
Nerdy people with an interest in cryptozoology and unknown creatures the world over have heard the story of the mothman! Whether your favorite cryptid is nessie or bigfoot, this cute nerdy pattern of adorable mothmen makes a great statement, and that statement is "I like cryptozoology and have great taste"! Show off your cryptid love with this nerdy blanket!
About this Design Being part of a fierce raptor squad lead by a motorcycle riding, dinosaur taming hunk and fighting genetically modified T-Rexes is hard work! This twist on "feed me and tell me I'm pretty" features a beautiful smiling raptor asking to be pampered. Look that adorable man-eating predator in the eyes. Who could deny a face like that?
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Feed Me and Tell Me I'm Pretty (Raptor) Blanket
Feed Me and Tell Me I'm Pretty (Raptor) Blanket
Being part of a fierce raptor squad lead by a motorcycle riding, dinosaur taming hunk and fighting genetically modified T-Rexes is hard work! This twist on "feed me and tell me I'm pretty" features a beautiful smiling raptor asking to be pampered. Look that adorable man-eating predator in the eyes. Who could deny a face like that?
About this Design These dudes are pretty fly for Yokai, creatures and spirits found in Japanese folklore. Featuring a Tengu, Kitsune, Kappa, Nekomata, and Baku, this pattern will entice mythology and creature nerds!
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Yokai Guys Pattern Blanket
Yokai Guys Pattern Blanket
These dudes are pretty fly for Yokai, creatures and spirits found in Japanese folklore. Featuring a Tengu, Kitsune, Kappa, Nekomata, and Baku, this pattern will entice mythology and creature nerds!
About this Design Sometimes all you need to fight nobodies and heartless assholes is a huge key and a giant pair of sneakers. This Kingdom Hearts-inspired pattern will make any video game nerd feel simple and clean!
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Kingdom Hearts pattern Blanket
Kingdom Hearts pattern Blanket
Sometimes all you need to fight nobodies and heartless assholes is a huge key and a giant pair of sneakers. This Kingdom Hearts-inspired pattern will make any video game nerd feel simple and clean!
About this Design A variant of the "Feline and Divine" design with Bastet, this features Anubis, the jackal-headed Egyptian god of the dead and mummification. This design is perfect for Egyptology nerds and dog lovers alike!
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Canine and Divine - Anubis Blanket
Canine and Divine - Anubis Blanket
A variant of the "Feline and Divine" design with Bastet, this features Anubis, the jackal-headed Egyptian god of the dead and mummification. This design is perfect for Egyptology nerds and dog lovers alike!



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About this Design This design features a pair of dorky glasses and the words "nerd alert" and is perfect for nerds everywhere. If you're a dork, nerd, geek, outcast, loser, gamer, bookworm, or otherwise socially inept person then this design is for you! Ideal for school, college, university, the library, or partying with your nerdy friends!
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Nerd Alert Blanket
Nerd Alert Blanket
This design features a pair of dorky glasses and the words "nerd alert" and is perfect for nerds everywhere. If you're a dork, nerd, geek, outcast, loser, gamer, bookworm, or otherwise socially inept person then this design is for you! Ideal for school, college, university, the library, or partying with your nerdy friends!
About this Design I'm sorry, this is all my fault I just... I couldn't take all the pressure! Get your mandatory geology pun groans out with funny geology pun blanket. Maybe if you're friends gneiss enough they wont call you out on your schists! This design is the perfect gift for scientists stuck in the lab all day, science lovers, and geologist out in the field!
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This Is My Fault Blanket
This Is My Fault Blanket
I'm sorry, this is all my fault I just... I couldn't take all the pressure! Get your mandatory geology pun groans out with funny geology pun blanket. Maybe if you're friends gneiss enough they wont call you out on your schists! This design is the perfect gift for scientists stuck in the lab all day, science lovers, and geologist out in the field!
About this Design This cool design features everyone's favorite 90's cartoon character Doug Funnie wearing a gangster-ass bandana, tear drop tattoos, smoking a blunt, holding a gun, and includes the words "Doug life", which is a play on the phrase "thug life" which is a very and if you don't think so you're not cool. Perfect for 90's kids.
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Doug Life Blanket
Doug Life Blanket
This cool design features everyone's favorite 90's cartoon character Doug Funnie wearing a gangster-ass bandana, tear drop tattoos, smoking a blunt, holding a gun, and includes the words "Doug life", which is a play on the phrase "thug life" which is a very and if you don't think so you're not cool. Perfect for 90's kids.
About this Design The book was better. The book is ALWAYS better. Show off your love of books and your nerdy side with this geek, book lover's, the book was better blanket!
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The Book Was Better Blanket
The Book Was Better Blanket
The book was better. The book is ALWAYS better. Show off your love of books and your nerdy side with this geek, book lover's, the book was better blanket!
About this Design This should be your go-to answer to all questions. Let everyone know that science is the answer to everything with this super nerdy, science lover's, science humor blanket! Cuddle up with the power of science!
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Because Science Blanket Blanket
Because Science Blanket Blanket
This should be your go-to answer to all questions. Let everyone know that science is the answer to everything with this super nerdy, science lover's, science humor blanket! Cuddle up with the power of science!



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