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Funny Nerd Blankets

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About this Design When the rain comes down, you hear a wild dog howl... Beware that old wolf at the rudder... There's trouble ahead---Whatever you do: Don't pay the furry man! WAAAAH-AAAH.
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Don't Pay The Furry Man Blanket
Don't Pay The Furry Man Blanket
When the rain comes down, you hear a wild dog howl... Beware that old wolf at the rudder... There's trouble ahead---Whatever you do: Don't pay the furry man! WAAAAH-AAAH.
About this Design Duuuuude I can see sound. I haven't tripped this hard since I took that nosedive down the stairs... yesterday? Time and I aren't on good terms right now... I think time might be a person.
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Eat Me Daddy Psychedelic Shroom Blanket
Eat Me Daddy Psychedelic Shroom Blanket
Duuuuude I can see sound. I haven't tripped this hard since I took that nosedive down the stairs... yesterday? Time and I aren't on good terms right now... I think time might be a person.
About this Design Thanks for tuning in to the witch stream, guys! Don't forget to check out my Patreon for cool stuff like exclusive potion recipes!
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Witch Streamer Blanket
Witch Streamer Blanket
Thanks for tuning in to the witch stream, guys! Don't forget to check out my Patreon for cool stuff like exclusive potion recipes!
About this Design The Winchester boys have never looked so cuddly! Watch out though, they've got claws---although they're usually reserved for spooky baddies... like GHOST CUCUMBERS.
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Supurrnatural Blanket
Supurrnatural Blanket
The Winchester boys have never looked so cuddly! Watch out though, they've got claws---although they're usually reserved for spooky baddies... like GHOST CUCUMBERS.
About this Design It's a critical hit, having a nerdy dad builds character. Show off your love of your dad, being a dad, and DnD with this, "Nerdy Dads Build Character" dungeons and dragons inspired dad design!
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Nerdy Dads Build Character Blanket
Nerdy Dads Build Character Blanket
It's a critical hit, having a nerdy dad builds character. Show off your love of your dad, being a dad, and DnD with this, "Nerdy Dads Build Character" dungeons and dragons inspired dad design!
About this Design This anime is a BEAR to watch, but tune in because it's an (ursa) major part of pop culture! This magical girl won't pun-ish you in the name of the moon for appreciating this fuzzy take on the classic anime heroine!
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Ursagi Blanket
Ursagi Blanket
This anime is a BEAR to watch, but tune in because it's an (ursa) major part of pop culture! This magical girl won't pun-ish you in the name of the moon for appreciating this fuzzy take on the classic anime heroine!



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About this Design This design features a pair of dorky glasses and the words "nerd alert" and is perfect for nerds everywhere. If you're a dork, nerd, geek, outcast, loser, gamer, bookworm, or otherwise socially inept person then this design is for you! Ideal for school, college, university, the library, or partying with your nerdy friends!
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Nerd Alert Blanket
Nerd Alert Blanket
This design features a pair of dorky glasses and the words "nerd alert" and is perfect for nerds everywhere. If you're a dork, nerd, geek, outcast, loser, gamer, bookworm, or otherwise socially inept person then this design is for you! Ideal for school, college, university, the library, or partying with your nerdy friends!
About this Design This thing packs a wallop! I swear, you give me trouble and I WILL hit you with 2000 psi of pure hydro power. Clean up your act or I'll clean it for you!
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Don't Make Me Powerwash You Blanket
Don't Make Me Powerwash You Blanket
This thing packs a wallop! I swear, you give me trouble and I WILL hit you with 2000 psi of pure hydro power. Clean up your act or I'll clean it for you!
About this Design Is it weird that I can play a video game about cleaning things for ten hours straight but I can't be arsed to clean my room? ...Yes? Well, too bad. This virtual house ain't gonna spray itself.
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All I Want Is To Powerwash Things Blanket
All I Want Is To Powerwash Things Blanket
Is it weird that I can play a video game about cleaning things for ten hours straight but I can't be arsed to clean my room? ...Yes? Well, too bad. This virtual house ain't gonna spray itself.



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About this Design There's no better way to scream "I'm a shameless furry" than a good yiff design. ...Well, I suppose you could LITERALLY scream "yiff", but this is the next best thing. And it's retro too!
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Synthwave Yiff Blanket
Synthwave Yiff Blanket
There's no better way to scream "I'm a shameless furry" than a good yiff design. ...Well, I suppose you could LITERALLY scream "yiff", but this is the next best thing. And it's retro too!
About this Design All right, fess up and face your comeuppance. These claws must have their vengeance upon the vile fiend who woke me from my happy nap.
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Whoever Woke Me Up Is Going To Die Blanket
Whoever Woke Me Up Is Going To Die Blanket
All right, fess up and face your comeuppance. These claws must have their vengeance upon the vile fiend who woke me from my happy nap.
About this Design These remakes are getting silly. She doesn't even have a nose anymore! ...Well, not that she had much of a nose to begin with, but you get the point!
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Sailor New Moon Blanket
Sailor New Moon Blanket
These remakes are getting silly. She doesn't even have a nose anymore! ...Well, not that she had much of a nose to begin with, but you get the point!
About this Design Um... I think there has been a miscommunication in the design department. I mean technically he is "hanging", but... what even would this card mean? "Getting some is in your future"? Sure, if you're packing like this guy.
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The Hung Man Tarot Blanket
The Hung Man Tarot Blanket
Um... I think there has been a miscommunication in the design department. I mean technically he is "hanging", but... what even would this card mean? "Getting some is in your future"? Sure, if you're packing like this guy.
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