Fuck Chris Christie

Some people step on the beach, but Chris Christie is sittin' on the beach doot doo doo! Poke fun at the Chris Christie jersey shore fiasco with this , beach, political, resistance shirt!

Some people step on the beach, but Chris Christie is sittin' on the beach doot doo doo! Poke fun at the Chris Christie jersey shore fiasco with this , beach, political, resistance shirt!

My ideal weight is Chris Hemsworth on top of me. This shirt is perfect for dedicated Chris Hemsworth fans everywhere who long to feel his long, lithe body on top of them and feel his sweet warm breath mingling with their own. Show your fangirl pride with this shirt at school, the gym, or just hanging out with friends watching Thor!

My ideal weight is Chris Hemsworth on top of me. This shirt is perfect for dedicated Chris Hemsworth fans everywhere who long to feel his long, lithe body on top of them and feel his sweet warm breath mingling with their own. Show your fangirl pride with this shirt at school, the gym, or just hanging out with friends watching Thor!

Who is your celebrity crush? Mine in none other than Thor of The Avengers himself. Chris Hemsworth is totally my boyfriend in real life. Not the internet crush creepy way I swear.

Don't let life randomly kick you into the adult you don't want to become- Commander Chris Hadfield. One of the coolest astronauts who ever lived is probably a good person to take advice from.